Yo mama!

Relay · 04-20-2004, 09:29 AM

I know these are really bad jokes, but just for fun post your best "yo mama" jokes.

Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Peanut · 04-20-2004, 09:30 AM

I've actually never heard that one before.

愛 · 04-20-2004, 09:31 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made Skittles.

The typical mom joke.

*Taloniss* · 04-20-2004, 10:18 AM

Yo Mamma so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

愛 · 04-20-2004, 10:19 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she needs a watch for 4 different time zones.

*Taloniss* · 04-20-2004, 10:25 AM

Yo mamma's so fat, skinny people do laps around her for excersise.

Yo mamma's so fat, NASA lauched a satelite around her

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own govener.

*XERO* · 04-20-2004, 10:59 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

*Voltron* · 04-20-2004, 11:14 AM

yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her underwear on the drive way.

*XERO* · 04-20-2004, 11:18 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

*Voltron* · 04-20-2004, 11:20 AM

yo mama's like a shotgun. Once cocked, she blows.

*Dr. Doom* · 04-20-2004, 11:23 AM

YO MAMA WAS ONE OF THE MANY UNDESIRABLE PEASANT FARMERS THAT DOOM HAD LIQUIDATED EARLIER TODAY!!!

HA HA HA!!!

*XERO* · 04-20-2004, 11:23 AM

Yo mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge, and chose Jif.

Relay · 04-20-2004, 11:46 AM

Yo mama's like a door knob -- everyone gets a turn.

*Taloniss* · 04-20-2004, 12:19 PM

Yo Mama's like the village bike - everyone gets a ride

*raphael_is_cool* · 04-20-2004, 01:48 PM

Aaaahahaha Doom's is the best so far

You've probably heard my contribution before but:

Yo mama's so fat the weighing scales said 'to be continued'

Relay · 04-20-2004, 01:55 PM

Yo mama is so fat, she was laying out at the beach and everyone thought she was a beached whale.

*Taloniss* · 04-20-2004, 01:56 PM

Man, we're all forgetting a classic:

Yo mama wears army boots

Relay · 04-20-2004, 02:00 PM

"Your mother was a hamster."

*XERO* · 04-20-2004, 02:00 PM

Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kick stand.

Now THAT'S a classic!

Albrecht · 04-20-2004, 02:05 PM

Yo moma is so fat, that last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.

04-20-2004, 09:29 AM	#1
Relay Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Cacalacky Posts: 400	Yo mama! I know these are really bad jokes, but just for fun post your best "yo mama" jokes. Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

04-20-2004, 10:59 AM	#7
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-20-2004, 11:14 AM	#8
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her underwear on the drive way. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

04-20-2004, 11:18 AM	#9
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-20-2004, 11:20 AM	#10
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	yo mama's like a shotgun. Once cocked, she blows. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

04-20-2004, 09:30 AM	#2
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I've actually never heard that one before.

04-20-2004, 09:31 AM	#3
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made Skittles. The typical mom joke.

04-20-2004, 10:18 AM	#4
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Yo Mamma so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

04-20-2004, 10:19 AM	#5
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Yo mama's so fat, she needs a watch for 4 different time zones.

04-20-2004, 10:25 AM	#6
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Yo mamma's so fat, skinny people do laps around her for excersise. Yo mamma's so fat, NASA lauched a satelite around her Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own govener.

04-20-2004, 11:23 AM	#11
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	YO MAMA WAS ONE OF THE MANY UNDESIRABLE PEASANT FARMERS THAT DOOM HAD LIQUIDATED EARLIER TODAY!!! HA HA HA!!! __________________ I love you, Pickle.

04-20-2004, 11:46 AM	#13
Relay Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Cacalacky Posts: 400	Yo mama's like a door knob -- everyone gets a turn.

04-20-2004, 12:19 PM	#14
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Yo Mama's like the village bike - everyone gets a ride

04-20-2004, 01:48 PM	#15
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	Aaaahahaha Doom's is the best so far You've probably heard my contribution before but: Yo mama's so fat the weighing scales said 'to be continued'

04-20-2004, 01:55 PM	#16
Relay Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Cacalacky Posts: 400	Yo mama is so fat, she was laying out at the beach and everyone thought she was a beached whale.

04-20-2004, 01:56 PM	#17
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Man, we're all forgetting a classic: Yo mama wears army boots

04-20-2004, 02:00 PM	#18
Relay Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Cacalacky Posts: 400	"Your mother was a hamster."

04-20-2004, 02:05 PM	#20
Albrecht Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,073	Yo moma is so fat, that last time she saw 90210 was on the scales. __________________