The Ultimate Choice - Page 3

*The Defibrillator* · 05-13-2004, 05:32 PM

You guys all suck at this. You have to defend your choice! Posting it is not enough.

Caster_Troy · 05-14-2004, 03:30 AM

Okay. Pirates are cool. There, good defence.

But in case you want better, here. 30 reasons pirates are better.

1. They get the girl (always - maybe not right away, and not always one girl, but they get it. 1000+ cases of syphilis can't be wrong).
2. Pirates get a ship. Often a fast, mean-looking one.
3. They can sneak around on land as well as on the sea - quiet as a whisper, then - at most any time, yell “Yar!” “Ar!” “Har!” “Yo-ho!” or some other such thing at the tops of their lungs.
4. They have guns, cannons AND swords.
5. You can refer to them as ‘seamen’ and be correct whilst sounding dirty.
6. Pirates are bad, but you like them and cheer for them - at least some small way, no matter what.
7. They can be devious, cunning, conniving, funny, intense, intelligent, or even just plain stupid, and still come out of it smelling like a rose, and a million times richer then when they started.
8. They were feared.
9. They were loved and romanticized.
10. Pirates were allowed to stink. In fact some were thought better of if they did.
11. Pirates could pull off wearing poofy shirts and tight pants and still look intimidating.
12. Walking the plank. How cool is that!?
13. They have been portrayed by such awesome actors as Tim Curry, Johnny Depp, Geoffery Rush, Jon English, Anthony Quinn, Peter Ustinov, Dustin Hoffman, to name a few.
14. Pirate ship = sailing vessel of ghosts, death and legend.
15. You can be a good pirate and still be bad. You can be a bad pirate and still be good.
16. Captain Hook.
17. Pirates can romance, sail, duel, behead someone, sink a ship, get laid, get drunk, land in jail, break out of jail, steal, battle unthinkable odds, out smart those in charge, bribe, lie, cheat, pillage and still come off incurably cordial, and normally will do the aforementioned things all in the same night.
18. The word ‘booty’.
19. Because robots and ninjas haven’t humiliated the navy… yet. (I’m pretty sure the Asian girls have, though.)
20. Captain Jack Sparrow.
21. Because to this day you can still ’pirate’ things.
22. They never had to look for a place to hide the body.
23. Alcohol, and lots of it.
24. You could be an unscrupulous thief, and still have honour and morals.
25. Years of training mean nothing against years of experience.
26. Pirates don’t rust.
27. Pirates CAN be Asian girls or ninjas.
28. They can read the stars and the waves.
29. Most, in actuality, were evil and bloodthirsty and people don’t seem to care - the like them anyway.
30. The “Dwed Piwate Wabborts!”

And you all thought I was going to be a typical girl and say "Jack Sparrow's hot." Heh...

*That Matt Guy* · 05-14-2004, 03:32 AM

Okay, really how much time did you put into all of that?

Caster_Troy · 05-14-2004, 03:34 AM

Not as much as one would think.

**GK Punk** · 05-14-2004, 05:08 AM

Cas, you know I love you but I see nothing about pirates drinking Rum. Work out your priorities!

*kyabetsu* · 05-14-2004, 05:12 AM

...no rum...
and no mention of the pirate booze: GROG!
AND no mention of the COOL PIRATE PROSTHESES: the HOOK HAND, the GLASS EYE, and the PEG LEG!!

oh and i found an example of a robo-pirate. not QUITE an Asian Ninja-femme robo-pirate... but i haven't given up hope.

IT'S CAPTAIN HAMMERHAND from THE THUNDERCATS!!
((yar.))

*raphael_is_cool* · 05-14-2004, 05:38 AM

Looks like more of a Viking. I think I have an episode with him in on tape

*That Matt Guy* · 05-14-2004, 09:10 AM

He'd be a cyborg, not a robot.

*kyabetsu* · 05-14-2004, 09:41 AM

you all live to destroy my dreams.

*Voltron* · 05-14-2004, 09:53 AM

Hammerhand! That scurvy dog...

Caster_Troy · 05-15-2004, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grunger Kittie

Cas, you know I love you but I see nothing about pirates drinking Rum. Work out your priorities!

Um, dude, you know I love you too, but not all pirates drink rum...

Man give them 30 they want 30-f*ckin-1.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 05-15-2004, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grunger Kittie

Asian girls are a dime a dozen. Especially in California. I'm all about Pirates. one day I hope to be one.

According to Sony and the Music Industry, we're all pirates.
All I can say is, ARRRRHHHH me maytes.

**GK Punk** · 05-15-2004, 06:44 PM

Of course All Pirates drink Rum! What were you thinking!

Caster_Troy · 05-17-2004, 08:20 AM

Ah yes... silly me.

Wingnut · 05-17-2004, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grunger Kittie

Of course All Pirates drink Rum! What were you thinking!

Hell,Captain Morgan makes it,bottles it,and then sells it himself.

View Poll Results: Choose:
Pirates	6	21.43%
Robots	6	21.43%
Ninjas	14	50.00%
Asian Women	2	7.14%
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

05-13-2004, 05:32 PM	#41
The Defibrillator Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dee Eff Dubble You Posts: 1,631	You guys all suck at this. You have to defend your choice! Posting it is not enough. __________________ My newest signature.

05-14-2004, 03:30 AM	#42
Caster_Troy Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In a box Posts: 446	Okay. Pirates are cool. There, good defence. But in case you want better, here. 30 reasons pirates are better. 1. They get the girl (always - maybe not right away, and not always one girl, but they get it. 1000+ cases of syphilis can't be wrong). 2. Pirates get a ship. Often a fast, mean-looking one. 3. They can sneak around on land as well as on the sea - quiet as a whisper, then - at most any time, yell “Yar!” “Ar!” “Har!” “Yo-ho!” or some other such thing at the tops of their lungs. 4. They have guns, cannons AND swords. 5. You can refer to them as ‘seamen’ and be correct whilst sounding dirty. 6. Pirates are bad, but you like them and cheer for them - at least some small way, no matter what. 7. They can be devious, cunning, conniving, funny, intense, intelligent, or even just plain stupid, and still come out of it smelling like a rose, and a million times richer then when they started. 8. They were feared. 9. They were loved and romanticized. 10. Pirates were allowed to stink. In fact some were thought better of if they did. 11. Pirates could pull off wearing poofy shirts and tight pants and still look intimidating. 12. Walking the plank. How cool is that!? 13. They have been portrayed by such awesome actors as Tim Curry, Johnny Depp, Geoffery Rush, Jon English, Anthony Quinn, Peter Ustinov, Dustin Hoffman, to name a few. 14. Pirate ship = sailing vessel of ghosts, death and legend. 15. You can be a good pirate and still be bad. You can be a bad pirate and still be good. 16. Captain Hook. 17. Pirates can romance, sail, duel, behead someone, sink a ship, get laid, get drunk, land in jail, break out of jail, steal, battle unthinkable odds, out smart those in charge, bribe, lie, cheat, pillage and still come off incurably cordial, and normally will do the aforementioned things all in the same night. 18. The word ‘booty’. 19. Because robots and ninjas haven’t humiliated the navy… yet. (I’m pretty sure the Asian girls have, though.) 20. Captain Jack Sparrow. 21. Because to this day you can still ’pirate’ things. 22. They never had to look for a place to hide the body. 23. Alcohol, and lots of it. 24. You could be an unscrupulous thief, and still have honour and morals. 25. Years of training mean nothing against years of experience. 26. Pirates don’t rust. 27. Pirates CAN be Asian girls or ninjas. 28. They can read the stars and the waves. 29. Most, in actuality, were evil and bloodthirsty and people don’t seem to care - the like them anyway. 30. The “Dwed Piwate Wabborts!” And you all thought I was going to be a typical girl and say "Jack Sparrow's hot." Heh... __________________ -He asked me to forcibly insert the 'Life Line exercise card' into my anus.

05-14-2004, 03:34 AM	#44
Caster_Troy Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In a box Posts: 446	Not as much as one would think. __________________ -He asked me to forcibly insert the 'Life Line exercise card' into my anus.

05-17-2004, 08:20 AM	#54
Caster_Troy Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In a box Posts: 446	Ah yes... silly me. __________________ -He asked me to forcibly insert the 'Life Line exercise card' into my anus.

05-14-2004, 03:32 AM	#43
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Okay, really how much time did you put into all of that?

05-14-2004, 05:08 AM	#45
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Cas, you know I love you but I see nothing about pirates drinking Rum. Work out your priorities!

05-14-2004, 05:12 AM	#46
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	...no rum... and no mention of the pirate booze: GROG! AND no mention of the COOL PIRATE PROSTHESES: the HOOK HAND, the GLASS EYE, and the PEG LEG!! oh and i found an example of a robo-pirate. not QUITE an Asian Ninja-femme robo-pirate... but i haven't given up hope. IT'S CAPTAIN HAMMERHAND from THE THUNDERCATS!! ((yar.))

05-14-2004, 05:38 AM	#47
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	Looks like more of a Viking. I think I have an episode with him in on tape

05-14-2004, 09:10 AM	#48
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	He'd be a cyborg, not a robot.

05-14-2004, 09:41 AM	#49
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	you all live to destroy my dreams.

05-14-2004, 09:53 AM	#50
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Hammerhand! That scurvy dog...

05-15-2004, 06:44 PM	#53
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Of course All Pirates drink Rum! What were you thinking!