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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Actually, in movie II, Mikey says, "Combat Coldcuts!"
In Alien Invasion ep. 1 After a huge explosion occurs Leo and Don are seperate from the other two hidden behind a bush: Leo: Mikey? Don: Definately Mikey.
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06-06-2005, 07:45 PM
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Old show:
Shredder: Baxter, please build me a giant spiked rat catcher. Krang: Shredder, this crystal is just like you. Shredder: You mean it's flawless?  Krang: No...it’s cracked! Shredder: I'm going to make the best of a bad situation. April: Shredder, everywhere you go is a bad situation. Rocksteady: I'm putting you in charge of the wedding arrangements. Now go swipe a ring and kidnap a preacher! Shredder: I am your master! You will bow to my superior will!... Unless of course you're not in the mood. Michaelangelo: Aw c'mon, dude! There's gotta be a limit even to your grossiosity! Shredder: Maybe so, but I haven't found it yet! Raphael: Shredder in the Turtlevan? Donatello: We have no choice, Raphael. Get in, Shredder. Shredder: (gets in) That's precisely right. You have no choice. (Bebop and Rocksteady are about to get in, but Raphael pushes them away) Raphael: Ah-ah-ah, no way! We may have to put up with you, Shredder, but not your henchmutants! Shredder: You win a few, you lose a few. Shredder: (laughs) If they get in our way, we'll crush them! The Technodrome will squash them in their shells like bugs! Courtesy of TV Tome.
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06-07-2005, 10:25 AM
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Stone Warrior
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Location: The Technodrome, and the LOTRO forums.
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Episode 3, season 1. 'Attack of the Mousers'. *mikey's listening to his music* Raph, "Hey earth to mikey!" *slaps Mikey in the head*. Mikey, "Ow! what?" Raph, "She woke up, Leo fixed her some tea, and shes starting to think we could be real." Mikey, "Awesomely Radicly dude!" Raph, "You keep talking like that and she'll pass out again." Mikey, "Hey!"
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06-07-2005, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Meet Casey Jones
Leo: He's your brother. Mikey: No, he's your brother. Leo: Definitely your brother.
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06-07-2005, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Old Show
Shredder: Oh, I can't stand just sitting here in the dark not knowing what’s happening! Krang: That's because you're usually sitting in the light not knowing what's happening. Shredder: Why is it when something happens, they're MY idiotic mutants? Raphael: He's not only from medieval Japan, but also from an alternate universe. So naturally, he speaks English. Krang: Shredder, come let me show you my newest invention! Shredder: A remote control? Somebody has already invented that, Krang. Splinter: Stop! What is the meaning of this? Donatello: They're in love. Splinter: That is good. Donatello: With the same woman. Splinter: That is bad. Shredder: And as the new ruler of Earth, you will be my first royal execution! Shredder: Right this way! Leonardo: So this is your hideout—an abandoned building. Raphael: What a brilliantly original idea. Shredder: No matter, they're still out of my way for good! Krang: Your way?! Don't you mean our way?! Shredder: I know what I mean, you pompous little ganglian! I don't need you any longer! In fact, I don't need anyone! <laughs long and hard> Michaelangelo: Wrong, dude! (enters with Splinter) Shredder: Splinter! Michaelangelo! But I thought you were-- Michaelangelo: History? No way, compadre! Shredder: KRAAANG! I NEED YOU! Shredder: I'll take that! Rupert: Sure, for $19.95 you will! Krang: Out! Out! I want to examine this Personal Energy Projector! Shredder: Here it is, but I don't think you can expect much for $19.95. --TV Tome
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06-08-2005, 01:10 AM
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Location: USA
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Classic Toon
Raphael:**a bus flips across the path of the TMNT**(very nonchalant) Oh look a flying bus. (not exactly how it is worded) **portly guy with a mustach comes up to the TMNT at a Carnival** Portly Guy: Where have you guys been the show started ten minutes ago, your up next. TMNT: huh? Portly Guy: And where are your clown outfits? Leonardo: Excuse me sir but think there has been some mistake-- Portly Guy: No my mistake was when I hired you four geeks, just get on there now **drags a perplexed Leonardo away** and next time leave those lousy turtles costums at home! Raphael: **turns to Donatello and Michaelangelo** lets say we just lay this guy out, huh. **after Splinter is attacked by Shredder and he is at home sleeping it off** Leonardo: Shredder must pay for this! Raphael: Yeah I'd like to douse him in that mutagent and turn him into a mutant hamster. Raphael: hey Michaelangelo why aren't you yelling out "Cowabunga" Michaelangelo: aww, to you the truth guys I'm getting a little tired of that. i think i'm going to try out something new that i've been working on...yabba dabba do--**is smothered by the TMNT** **just escapes a death trap, only to get traped in a hall way with wall that start to close in on them** Michaelangelo: You get the feeling that some one has it in for us? First TMNT Live Action Movie Michaelangelo: **watching cartoons of a race between a hare and a turtle** nooo, come on you let him go right past you...**makes aggravated noise** ...your leting him embarrase you, co--ninja kick the damn rabbit!! **Shredder falls to his death into a Garbage truck** Shredder: AAAAHHHHHH **crash** Casey: **walks up to the truck anf turns the crushing mechnism on** oops New Toon **Leonardo is fighting a snake and gets flung into the wall** Leo: urmph!! **slides down wall and lands on his head** note to self arms are over rated. **Michaelangelo is being dragged behind a Truck through the snow** Mikey: (straining) ho ho ho merry **slams into a car** bumpy ( flips onto his stomach) Christmas! |
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06-09-2005, 05:50 AM
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OK i just finished reading everyone elses quotes and i couldn't believe you all forgot about this one from the second movie.
Leo: You take the ugly one.... Raph: No you take the ugly one.. Don: I'll take the ugly one.. Mikey: Which one's the ugly one? Really a classic quote from the "Secret of the Ooze". well in my mind it is anyway.
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06-09-2005, 06:09 AM
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It's my desire?
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06-09-2005, 09:39 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Shredder: This is all your fault. I TOLD you to handle it carefully.
Rocksteady: B-but, boss, you was the one who dropped it. Shredder: Quiet, you idiot! MACC: I detest violence! Raphael: I kinda feel the same way about underwear with hearts on it. Shredder: You mutants may have won this round, but there will be others! Baxter: That’s right! There will be others! Shredder: Will you shut up? Bebop: Someday we're gonna have our own show. Rocksteady: Yeah, then WE'LL be the boss of Shredder! Rocksteady: OK, lawbreaker, you're under arrest. You have the right to "blah blah blah." Krang: By the way, in case you have any ideas about turning the creature against me, remember that I too have a remote control, more powerful than yours! Mine works the TV, the VCR, and the stereo! Shredder: I'm beginning to think this whole contest is phony. It's obviously a--oof! Butler: I say down there! Congratulations! You've won the contest! Shredder: Oh, I hate being wrong.
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06-09-2005, 09:56 AM
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Man I hope this han't been mentioned yet.
Old Toon Raph- *gulp* Well its back to the ol' pet shop for us. Shredder- Far from it, Tonight I dine on turtle soup. I love that line not so much for the line itself, but more for the badass way it was delivered. 
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06-09-2005, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Oh, indeed. In fact, I thought this was well delivered too, both of Shred's lines:
Krang: No, stop! It's not perfected yet! Shredder: I can't wait any longer! I want the city to grovel at my feet now! Krang: Shredder, you're an insane, power-mad thing! Shredder: (pause) Thank you. And the rest. Old toon, old school, etc. Vernon: Have no fear! Newsman is here! Michaelangelo: Newsman? Raphael: Yeah, I can't wait to meet his sidekick, Weather Boy. Krang: Don't annoy me, Shredder....I'm having a very bad day. Shredder: The Turtles! What does it take to stop you? Raphael: Whatever it is, you ain't got it! Shredder: We'll discuss it some other time! Michaelangelo: I guess I'll drown my sorrows at Vinnie's with a pizza. And the weird thing is, I crave pizza no more. Shredder: The fool! He cannot recognize true genius. Rocksteady: We know just how you feel, boss. Michaelangelo: Oh no! I've been delivering pizzas for Shredder? Well there goes my chances of getting a raise. Bebop: I'm glad they didn't use that brain switcher thing on Rocksteady and me. Shredder: Don't worry, you can't switch something that isn't there. Shredder: Forgive the messy appearance, gentlemen. If I had known you were coming, I might've tidied up the place. Krang: I shouldn't have joined forces with a ninja. Next time I conquer a planet, I'm using an accountant.
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06-10-2005, 12:20 AM
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Classic Toon
April: You turtles have just been declared public enemy number one! Michaelangelo: Alright! were at the top! Rapheal: yeah, number one with a bullet. ________ Leonardo: Its time to bring out our secret weapon **whistles** ooh Flora! Raphael: **snickers** yeah you can't keep your date waiting. Michaelangelo (dressed up as a flower woman):Man I can't believe I'm doing this i feel like such a twerp! Besides I hate first dates. **Giant Mutant Plant drops Dontello and he crawls away as the Plant notices Michaelangelo** Mutant Plant: **laughs sugestively and tickles Michaelangelo under the chin** cooche-cooche-coo! Michaelangelo (in a high girly voice): **giggles** oh you big tease i bet you do this ( voice become a little manlier) to all the growths. _________ Leonardo: turtles fight with honor!! Live Action Turtles Movie Two Leonardo: yes Master Splinter! Raphael (mimics Leo): yes Master Splinter **Leo and Raph start shoving each other** Splinter: hey, ten flips now! Raphael: (tauntingly) ha! Leo and Raph: ( out of sync with each other as they do back flips) One-one-two-two... ________ Michaelangelo: hey i have two words that can solve our housing problem **dramatically** Time Share! Donatello: **thumps on Mikey's head** not quite ripe yet. _______ **at the end** Splinter (sternly): where you seen? TMNT: (almost in unison) No, no master. Not at all **denials continue** Splinter: **shows Newspaper of the TMNT on front page** grunts. TMNT: **groans and are wearing "oh we are in deep sh*t expressions on their faces. Start to line up** Splinter: ten flips now and remember, GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!! |
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06-10-2005, 02:38 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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from TMNT the first movie:
after Raphael meets Casey Jones in Central Park... Raphael: "A Jose Conseco bat? Tell me, you didn't pay money for this?" Casey: "Ooooh. Two-for-one sale, pal."
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06-10-2005, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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OLD TOON
Shredder: We'll go back to the surface. And this time, we shall not fail. (gets ready to exit, but Bebop and Rocksteady just stand immobile) Well, don't just stand there! Come on! (pulls on Rocksteady's ear) Rocksteady: Yeowch, boss! A rhino's ears are real sensitive! Shredder: Why do you think I'm pulling on them? Krang: They will fail, Shredder. They always fail. Shredder: But what choice do I have? Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam. Humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off! Krang: You don't have to explain it to me. I invented it, remember? Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you. (points to the viewers) I was explaining it to them. Aunt Aggie: Don't worry. We'll throw a monkey wrench into their plans. Raphael: If she pulls one of those out of her purse, I'm outta here! --I think I'm enjoying this thread too much!
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06-11-2005, 12:41 PM
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06-11-2005, 11:46 PM
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Classic Toon
**the turtle Van being controlled is careening out of control about to Crash** April: Do something! i made plans for the weekend. Donatello: **suddenly stands up** the trackor it might work **jumps into the back of the Van**. Raphael: shrewd move Donatello, if we ignore the problem it might go away by its self. **same episode a few lines later, the turtle Van almsot crashes into a Brick wall, and Michaelangelo and Leonardo are unsettled by it** Michaelangelo:**with his hands covering his eyes tentivly crakes an eye open and looks out side the window. Notices how close to the wall they are** Raphael: Hey why the panic, you had a whole three inches to spare. Leonardo: **slides down his seat** |
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06-13-2005, 01:35 AM
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the one where it is michaelangelo's birthday and his bro's decide to play a joke on him and forget his birthday so they can spring a surprice on him. but because he doesn't this Michaelangelo actually gets pretty upset and hurt
(not that i blame him that was a pretty mean joke to play on him  )and goes off on his own and get snagged by Shredder and the grusume twosume, thus that little scene that is there.
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06-13-2005, 10:47 AM
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Rocksteady: Oooh, shiver me timbers!
Bebop: And while you're at it, shiver mine also! Shredder: I'd use this Medi-Laser on your brain—if it weren't such a small target! Shredder: Don't worry, we shall not fail. Krang: I wish I had a Dimension X Dollar for every time I heard that. (Shredder thinks he's Michelangelo) Splinter: Who are you? How did you find this place and what is your mission? Shredder: I am Michaelangelo. This is my home. My mission is to serve the cool forces of good, to obey my totally hip master Splinter, and whenever possible, to consume mondo portions of pizza. Shredder: [Bebop and Rocksteady] are taking one of those self-improvement courses on video tape. Krang: What's it on, low-impact stupidity? Raphael: Chandelier's a nice touch. Shredder: That was my idea. I felt the place could use some cheering up. [Raphael and Michaelangelo are tied up back-to-back in chairs with a bomb next to them] Raphael: We're Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! We oughta be able to escape from a cornball setup like this! [Raphael notices Michaelangelo rocking side to side] Raphael: What are you doing? Michaelangelo: Well, I once saw this movie where this dude was tied up and he just kept rocking back and forth 'til he fell over. Raphael: It's worth a try. [Raphael rocks side to side with Michaelangelo and they soon fall over] Raphael: Great! Then what did he do? Michaelangelo: I dunno. I went into the kitchen for some popcorn.
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