TMNT Quotes.

[Masked Ninja]

I don't think I've seen this yet... it's probably my favorite, so shaaame on y'all...

Old toon - Episode: "Enter the Shredder"

Shredder: It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form; you owe EVERYTHING to me! ...Don't deny your destiny - join me..."
Raph: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning for ya?!

[Sage Ninja]

Classic Toon

Leonardo: guys...don't let that stuff touch you it might be deadly.

Michaelangelo: don't sweat it dudes these chucks will take care of this walking gliue factory. urmph! **gets thrown into the wall by goo and is pinned** (dejectedly) Oh maybe not.

Leonardo: **runs up to Mike Katanas drawn** Don't panick Michaelangelo (dramiactically) I will set you free!

Raphael: Gosh your a regular Ablicoln.
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Leonardo: uh-oh guys were surrounded.

Raphael: and Mr. Home Runner Slugger here, had to go bat the controller into the water.

Donatello: oh well it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Leonardo: its Rocksteady and Bebop!

Donatello: I wonder why the temper tantrum?

Raphael: Beats me. Heh maybe they passed a mirror and saw what they looked like **chuckles**
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Donatello: (holds up a jar of some dryed up goo) guess what this is?

Raphael: well its eighther very old pizza or whats left of the wicked witch of the west.



I'm sorry in just about every one of the quotes that I have listed from the classic toon Raphael has some line in them, but I'm sorry Raphael just had the greates quips and the dilvery of them has and always will crack me up. Raphael is the best. I swear there should be some thread that pays homage to all the quips that Raphael makes in this series. LOL

Originally Posted by Sage Ninja

I'm sorry in just about every one of the quotes that I have listed from the classic toon Raphael has some line in them, but I'm sorry Raphael just had the greates quips and the dilvery of them has and always will crack me up. Raphael is the best. I swear there should be some thread that pays homage to all the quips that Raphael makes in this series. LOL

Amen to that! I love old series Raph! So much better than new series Raph.

His wit and cool demeanour made him very charming. *nods*

[Sage Ninja]

I'm going to have to reluctantly agree with that sentiment. I loved and adored classic toon raphael ( when he wasn't picking on my Beloved michaelagelo) and I have to say that even though new toon Raph is okay, I feel slightly alianated by him in the new toon.

[Masked Ninja]

Originally Posted by Ryo

Amen to that! I love old series Raph! So much better than new series Raph.

His wit and cool demeanour made him very charming. *nods*

I like the new Raph because he's more "accurate" according to the comics... but in terms of funny, old toon Raph is the way to go. Mikey's quips just aren't as clever, and I appreciate clever humor a lot more often than silly humor.

Of course, I also love Don in the old toon because he was hilarious... just the level of his geekdom, I suppose. He and Raph are my favorites there. In everything else, Leo is my top turtle. But that's because even I think he was annoyingly bossy in the old toon. He does a lot better now.

[remix17]

OLD TOON:

Bebop: Oh, oh boy, boss. Are we going to beat up on the toitles?
Shredder: If I know you, you're going to get beat up by the Turtles!
Rocksteady: What's the difference as long as somebody gets beat up?

Shredder: We use the old "Create-A-Disturbance-So-The-Authorities-Will-Report-Our-Wherabouts-And-Someone-Will-Alert-The-Turtles" scheme.

Shredder: Don't worry, Krang. Bebop and Rocksteady will return with the equipment on schedule, you'll see.
Krang: Well they'd better for your sake! (turns a dark purple color) If those two bumbling cretins spoil my plans you're gonna pay for it big time!
Shredder: I never realized how purple brings out the lavender in your eyes.
Krang: Why thank you, do you think... ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!

Raphael: After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza?
Michaelangelo: I don't want to look at it. I just want to eat it.

Shredder: Come along, you two.
Rocksteady: Oh, all we ever do is go up and down, up and down!
Krang: Sounds like the perfect job for a couple of yo-yos. I made a funny.

And I can't remember exactly how the quote went, but...

Shredder: You want me to kidnap April?
Krang: What's the problem?
Shredder: Well, it's just that we've done it 30 times already. But, who's counting?

TMNT Movie 1:

Mikey: Oh...ninja-kick the damn rabbit!

TMNT Movie 2:

Leo: That's right, Shredder, you forgot; we carry insurance!
Mikey: Yeah, Mutual of Splinter, dude!

Raph: You know, pal, if I had a face like yours, I might try to make up for it with some kind of a personality.

Mikey: ...you'll regret not getting on that plane. Maybe not today, maybe not....

Shredder: (to Tokka and Rahzar) Attack me if you will. (quickly backs up) When it is over, you will call me "master."
Tokka: Mah...mah...
Rahzar:...Ma-ma? Oh, mama!
(Both embrace a horrified Shredder)

Mikey: (to crowd) You like what you saw? Then give it up for a turtle!

[Serp]

In one of the TMNT Next mutation episodes

Random Guy- Whatcha packin in that shell baby!!!?

Venus- Mace.




THat was my favorite epi of that series.

[Leonardo Mystic]

Current series

Fallen Angel

Leo: "Geez, I can barely move in this stuff. What's the deal with humans and clothes?"
Raph: "You ever seen a human in his skivvies? Trust me, it's not a pretty sight."

[Serp]

From New TMNT Shredder Strikes Back pt 2

Mike- ladies and gentlemen, turtles a rats, run do not walk to the nearest exit.
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Shredder- Like the pheonix I have risen from the ashes, and into my fire you shall fall.
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Shredder- I was merely buying my time, awaiting the right moment for my ninja forces to strike.......and they struck hard........They herded my enemies to me like sheep to the slaughter.



In the new series Shredder is kinda poetic...in a sadist kinda way.

[XERO]

Major portion of the episode I recite the most.

From the episode Sky Turtles:

Leo: (As Mikey floats in the air) "Michelangelo, don't leave while Master Splinter's giving you advice!"
Mike: "Believe me, this isn't my idea!"
(The other Turtles and Master Splinter join him.)
Raph: (In the air) "Whatever Michelangelo got is catchy!"

Krang: "Shredder, you're an insane, power-mad thing!"
Shredder: "Thank you!"

(After they fall back to the ground.)
Mike: "A mondo nutso experience, dudes."
Raph: "Yeah. If you can't trust Mother Gravity, who CAN you trust?!"

Raph: (As the Turtle Van turns over from the gravity device) "Great, more falling on our heads!"

(Bebop and Rocksteady prepare to take on the defenseless Turtles and they are talking to Shredder and Krang.)
Shredder: "Rocksteady, Bebop, are you ready?"
Rocksteady: "Yeah! *growl* Ready to make Turtle Stew out dose shellbacks!"
Bebop: "Heh heh! *snort* We'll mash dem inta mush!"

(Bebop and Rocksteady crash a dress shop via module.)
Rocksteady: "Whoa, look, a ladies dress shop!"
Bebop: *snort* "Gee, I neva been in one before!"

Rocksteady: (singsong) "I'm gonna crack some sheee-ellls!"

(Donatello manages to take off Rocksteady's Gravity Boots, exposing his smelly-socked feet.)
Don: "WHOO! This is hazardous work!"

Mike: (After he tries on Rocksteady's Gravity Boots) "Oh, this is really righteous! Too bad they don't come in green!"

(2 Foot Soldiers go after Mike)
Mike: "Oh no, Foot Soldiers after my foot gear!"

Mike: (After he takes the now melted Foot Soldiers' Gravity Boots) "Score, Turtles=2 Bad Guys=Zippo!"

(Leo, Raph, and Don are wearing 4 Gravity Boots side by side)
Don: "Well, guys, what do you think?"
Raph: "I think all that time upside-down affected your brain!"
Don: "Well, hey, it's either this, or someone rides you Turtle-back."

(The Turtles are in the Turtle Blimp as the city is being affected by the gravity device. A cat floats pass them.)
Raph: "Leonardo, look out for that cat!"
Cat: "MEEEOOOOWWW!"
Leo: "What's a cat doing up here?"
Raph: "Probably asking that same question about 4 turtles!"

Mike: "Cowabunga, a pizza truck!"
(Mike opens the truck. Dozens of pizzas fly out and one hits Mike in the face.)
Mike: "Ya know the world's really gone bizzaro when pizzas bite you back!"

(Rocksteady and Bebop hit their heads on the Turtle Blimp.)
Bebop: "Oww, that smarts!"
Raph: "Enjoy it, pigface! That's the only kind of 'smarts' you'll ever have!"

(The Turtles manage to escape from B&R)
Rocksteady: Heeey! Come back! Where you guys goin'?!"
Bebop: (scratches his head) "Do ya suppose it wuz somethin' we said?"

Raph: "Hey, Donatello, what happens when too much reverse gravity hits too much reverse gravity?!?"
Don: "You know, that's a good question, Raphael..."
(The gravity device is about to break loose.)
Don: "...and I think it's about to get answered!"

Mike: "Whoops."
(After the gravity is back to normal, Mike drops the satellite dish and breaks it.)
Mike: "Uh-oh. April's boss is gonna get mondo ticked off!"
Raph: "You know where we could get about 8 tons of Epoxy Glue?"

(Bebop and Rocksteady are falling down the sky.)
Bebop: Hey, what's goin' on?! First, we're floatin' and den we're fallin'!"
Rocksteady: "Yeah! I wish Gravity would make up its stoopid mind!"

Shredder: "You retched reptiles! You'll pay for this!"
Bebop: "Yeah! And bring cash! *snort* We don't take plastic!"

Mike: "Come back here Shredhead! Let's tango!"
(As Shredder escapes in the module, lava pours out the hole and burns Raph and and Mike's feet.)
Mike/Raph: "Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!"
Don: "You should be happy, fellas. Shredder escaped but at least we saved the city."
Raph: "Oh yeah, we're dancin' in the streets!"

[Katie]

Wow, Ben, I feel like I saw that episode now


My favorite quote:

From Shredder Strikes Part 1:

*Michelangelo laughing at Leonardo's impending lecture*

Splinter: Michelangelo, do you think I am funny?

Michelangelo: Well, yeah! I mean, there was this one time, when you told us the joke about the ox and the sparrow...well, I guess it wasn't a joke, but it was funny...*receives jabs from Raph and Don* I mean, no, Master Splinter.

[XERO]

Originally Posted by Katie

Wow, Ben, I feel like I saw that episode now


My favorite quote:

From Shredder Strikes Part 1:

*Michelangelo laughing at Leonardo's impending lecture*

Splinter: Michelangelo, do you think I am funny?

Michelangelo: Well, yeah! I mean, there was this one time, when you told us the joke about the ox and the sparrow...well, I guess it wasn't a joke, but it was funny...*receives jabs from Raph and Don* I mean, no, Master Splinter.

*continues scene*

Splinter: "Leonardo, attack me with your katana."
(Raph, Don, and Mikey back off to witness the lesson.)
Leo: (puzzled) "Master Splinter, I-"
Splinter: "Do it, NOW!"
(Leo attacks Splinter as told, but becomes suprised to see Splinter easily catch the edge of the blade between the palms of his hands. The other Turtles are simply stunned.)
Splinter: "Is this the great and glorious weapon of that you speak? Helpless against an old rat, such as myself? Again, with both!"
(Leo uses both of his swords to attack Splinter, but he calmly blocks each and every blow with his walking stick. With blinding speed, he dispatches Leo's blades from the grips of his hands, finishing the touch by lifting Leo's chin.)
Splinter: "In the hands of a true Ninjitsu master, anything can be a deadly weapon."
(The other Turtles laugh at Leo's misjudgment.)
Splinter: "Know this; the weapon is only as good as the arm that wields it, Leonardo. (He throws his walking stick towards the punching bag, piercing it in the process.) Until you have learned otherwise, you have learned...nothing."
(Leo is disappointed at that statement.)

(end scene)

[remix17]

The Shredder Strikes BAck, New Show:

"Nice hats!"

[Katie]

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

*continues scene*

Splinter: "Leonardo, attack me with your katana."
(Raph, Don, and Mikey back off to witness the lesson.)
Leo: (puzzled) "Master Splinter, I-"
Splinter: "Do it, NOW!"
(Leo attacks Splinter as told, but becomes suprised to see Splinter easily catch the edge of the blade between the palms of his hands. The other Turtles are simply stunned.)
Splinter: "Is this the great and glorious weapon of that you speak? Helpless against an old rat, such as myself? Again, with both!"
(Leo uses both of his swords to attack Splinter, but he calmly blocks each and every blow with his walking stick. With blinding speed, he dispatches Leo's blades from the grips of his hands, finishing the touch by lifting Leo's chin.)
Splinter: "In the hands of a true Ninjitsu master, anything can be a deadly weapon."
(The other Turtles laugh at Leo's misjudgment.)
Splinter: "Know this; the weapon is only as good as the arm that wields it, Leonardo. (He throws his walking stick towards the punching bag, piercing it in the process.) Until you have learned otherwise, you have learned...nothing."
(Leo is disappointed at that statement.)

(end scene)

Damn you're good.....

[Sage Ninja]

Classic Toon

Leonardo: "Shredder is preparing to return the technodrome to Earth. We've got to cut off the power tp the portal!"

Michaelangelo: "Hey outstanding plan, dude, but any idea as to how?

Donatello: "Well, if we could somehow stop the river that would shut down the power station."

Raphael: "Swell, we'll just round up fifty-million beavers and ask them to please build us a dam."
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Leonardo: "We've got to find the technodrome and stop him!"

Raphael: "Sure, no sweat. And what will we do with the rest of the afternoon."
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Krang: "Wait! Did you see that."

Shredder: "It's called a neck, something i'm sure you'd like to have."

Krang: "Ooh, just because i'm all brain doesn't mean I don't have feelings."
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Bebop: "I wonder why the delivery guy stopped here."

Rocksteady: "Maybe he was visiting his mommy."

Bebop: "I wish I could visit my mommy."

Rocksteady: "Why don't ya?"

Bebop: "I try, but every time she sees me she runs away, screamin."
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Raphael: You know I'm getting pretty bored with these private eye disguises.

Donatello: Sorry fellas but our french poodle suits are still at the cleaners.

tee hee hee there is just something about this line that always cracks me up big time when ever I hear it. Some how just the thought of these mean green ninja's wearing poodle outfits to go out in public on there own volition just makes me giggle.

[remix17]

Originally Posted by Sage Ninja

Classic Toon

Krang: "Wait! Did you see that?"

Shredder: "It's called a neck, something I'm sure you'd like to have."

Haha, I forgot about that one.

OLD SHOW:

Krang: I can't go out of my mind..it's all I've got.

[Aaron]

The one in my signature.

[remix17]

Sweeeet. I love the Shredder.

I don't know his name, but whoever said this: I knew I never should have trusted someone who looks so much like me.

[remix17]

--THE CASE OF THE KILLER PIZZAS:

(The turtles find Shredder, who is gloating about his monster alien "pets." They don't know the aliens have grown larger.)
Donatello: Just go ahead and try it, bozo! We can handle anything you can throw at us!
Raphael: Or do you think we're scared of those pizza-eating powder-puffs?
Leonardo: (spots aliens) Uh, Raphael--
Raphael: (mocking Shredder) Ooo, we're shaking in our shells, aren't we, guys?
Michelangelo: Now that you mention it--
(The other turtles run off.)
Raphael: (spots monster) Whoa! (flips away) What are those?!
Shredder: Our cute little "pizza-eating powder-puffs."

Leonardo: We'd better go back and help Shredder and Baxter.
Donatello: Are you out of your gourd? They're the bad guys, remember?
Leonardo: As Splinter says, sometimes one must make a pact with evil in order to accomplish good.
Raphael: You know, I don't remember him saying that.
Leonardo: Well, he would have, if he'd ever thought about it.

(The aliens are defeated!)
Raphael: How'd you do that?
Leonardo: Simple. I remembered Baxter saying that a large charge of energy could reverse their growing process.
Donatello: Well, it's a good thing you did. Those creatures nearly stopped our growing process.

[Benito]

“hey dude forgiveness is divine but never pay for late pizza”
“Dudes and dude-ets major league butt-kicking is back in town”
“wait didn’t we see these guys at wrestlemania” “hey whats a giga-watt let me put it this way you wouldn’t want to see it on your electricity bill” “are those guys ninjas? Well they’re certainly Ninja-esque” “how about trying to solve the case of the terrified Turtle” “Nets I’m all out of nuts I mean Nuts I’m all out of Nets” “hey Did I show you my Yo-yo trick…oh I guess I already did” “Is it just me or are these guys beating us, beating us with titanium” “there were many and we kicked butt we fought well master” “so long guys it’s been fun even me Raph especially you Mikey” “ninja pizza, ninja pizza? Pizza that disappears without a trace” “ a highly complex alternate universe, what donnys not the only one who watches star trek“ “COWABUNGA” ””now that you have learned the art of Gembu what’s this about Gumballs?”” ninja kick the damn rabbit” “I DON’T CARE IF IT’S QUEEN LATIFAH IT AIN’T STOPPING US FROM GOING HOME”