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Old 05-07-2008, 12:14 AM   #1
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Dumbest Video Game Quotes

I know every one of you has heard or read some really stupid statements regarding aspects of video games. Drop a few of your favorites (or most hated in here). It has to be something that is not objectionable, though... nothing like "E.T. for the 2600 is the greatest game of all time" or "Nobody can beat Sub-Zero"... you know, stuff where anyone and everyone familiar with the game in question can tell they're an idiot :p

Oh, and try not to post anything by Jack Thompson, Joe Lieberman, or Uwe Boll. That's too easy.

Anyway, this is one that someone posted on IGN:

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Ganon outdates 'Lord of the Rings' by almost 2 decades.
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Old 05-07-2008, 03:20 AM   #2
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Eeeeh...

When I saw the thread title, I thought it would be about dumb quotes FROM video games, not about them.

So I'll just leave Duke Nukem 3D alone.
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Old 05-07-2008, 03:47 AM   #3
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...no bashing poorly translated Engrish games from the 90's then?
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:02 AM   #4
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No cake for you, then.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:45 AM   #5
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I guess that'd work too. The Engrish in games would have a lot of help from the SNK catalogue.
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:22 AM   #6
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Well I'll go ahead and cover the bad quotes FROM video games with the obvious "All your base are belong to us"

Now to go along more with the thread title, Id have to say it would be a quote from Nobuyuki Idei, the Sony Chief Corporate Advisor saying "Microsoft is not a technology company"

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Well I'll go ahead and cover the bad quotes FROM video games with the obvious "All your base are belong to us"
It's good that someone got that one out of the way.
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Old 05-07-2008, 02:55 PM   #8
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It had to be done, sooner or later. I'm going to go set us up the bomb now.
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'Nuff said.
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