the snozberries taste like snozberries and other movie quotes

[XERO]

It's ON!

Harry: "I can't feel my fi-fingers anymore, Lloyd. T-th-they're numb!"
Lloyd: "Ooh. Maybe you should wear these extra gloves... my hands are starting to get sweaty."
Harry: "Extra gloves? You've had...this pair...of extra gloves...this whole time??"
Lloyd: "Yeah! We're in the Rockies."
Harry: "... I'm going to kill you."
Lloyd: *chuckles* "...What?"
Harry: "I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you, Lloyd!"
Lloyd: "Calm down, Harry!"
Harry: "Oh, no! I'm gonna kill you!"
Lloyd: "Harry, you've got that crazy look in your eye!" *wields a log*
Harry: *chuckling goofily* "I know what I'm gonna do..." *walks to the briefcase*
Lloyd: "What are you doing!?"
Harry: *grabs the briefcase* "I'm gonna do something I should've done a long time ago."
Lloyd: "Aah! Don't do anything foolish, Harry!"
Harry: "'Foolish'? This isn't foolish, I'm gonna toss this damn curse RIGHT INTO THAT DAMN POND!" *he and Lloyd go through a struggle*
Lloyd: "No!"
Harry: "I'm gonna do it!" *throws the briefcase, but it lands somewhere off-screen*
(Harry grabs Lloyd and starts strangling him)
Lloyd: "EEEK! HARRY! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!"

[Master Splinter]

Dumb and Dumber is one of the best!

"I got worms..." - Lloyd Christmas

[Cowabunga Kiefer]

"Aim for the bushes?" *nods* *jumps*

"Mark: What kind of police car is this?
Will: It's my car, and it's a Prius.
Mark: Oh okay, cause I could've sworn I was just riding in a vagina!"

"Gator's bitches better be wearing them jimmies!!!"

-The Other Guys (there are plenty more to go around)

[Leo656]

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!" - Dante from "Clerks"

That one works great on random people in everyday life.

[XERO]

Originally Posted by Leo656

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!" - Dante from "Clerks"

That one works great on random people in everyday life.

I'll raise ya.

From Clerks II

Dante: "You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?"
Randal: "No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized d*ck."

[Leo656]

LMAO! Throwing down the Kevin Smith gauntlet this early, eh?

This one's just for you, Ben:

"PORCH MONKEY FOR LIFE?!?!"
"Nah, it's okay, I'm taking it back!"

[XERO]

HAHAHAHA!! Asshole!

Randal: "You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad."
Elias: (gets angry) "I turn down chicks left and right."
Randal: "Your chicks *are* your left and right!"

[Master Splinter]

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

HAHAHAHA!! Asshole!

Randal: "You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad."
Elias: (gets angry) "I turn down chicks left and right."
Randal: "Your chicks *are* your left and right!"

You never go ass to mouth...

-ms

[Jester]

Hate to break up the Kevin Smith love....I guess I could try something.
Here we go:
Randal Graves: [laughing] I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up?

Here's one you might know....
Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?

[Jo Dawn]

Hahahaha, oh Kevin Smith. I love him. Where's my brother, he loves all these movies.

Originally Posted by Jester

Hate to break up the Kevin Smith love....I guess I could try something.
Here we go:
Randal Graves: [laughing] I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up?

That part where Randall did that bit still cracks me up.

[Master Splinter]

"A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right. " - Lefty (Al Pacino) in Donnie Brasco

-ms

[Jester]

To fit the thread, and what I'm doing:
"IT'S ALIVE!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!"

and now to the real reason for the Necro-post:
"Roads? Where were going we don't need roads."

[zkarlette]

Back to the future

"Alright boys night out, let's go!"

Billy madison