Top 10 Raphael One-Liners

*Jephael* · 07-18-2011, 09:45 PM

Hey fellow TMNT fans, I'm having a little contest to find the Top 10 Best One-Liners Spoken by Raphael! So go through your old DVD/VHS collection of the classic Ninja Turtle series and pick as many quotes you like from the series. The only rule is the line has to have been spoken by Rob Paulsen, not one of those substitute actors who filled in for him from time to time!
Please e-mail your submissions to me at [email protected]

**Jester** · 07-18-2011, 10:38 PM

"It's tough tryin' ta carry on a conversation witcha, ya know?"

"He's not only from medieval Japan, but also from an alternate universe, so naturally he speaks English!"

"Does the phrase 'Go suck a lemon!' hold any meaning for ya?"

"I think they're beginning to tire."
"Great, in a few more hours they'll bairly be able to throw a car at us!"

"Hold on Michelangelo. I'LL SET YOU FREE!"
"You're a regular Abe Lincoln..."

"I know we're short, but not that short!"

"Boy am I a glutton for punishment or what?"

"Did you ever get that run down feeling?"

"Oh I just feel so hard-boiled in these trenchcoats!"

"COWABUNGAANDALLTHATJAZZ!!"

"Don't you wish you could give lines like that with a straight face?"

"If we're not back in a week, cancel my subscription to Turtle's Home Companion."

"And we'll keep on doing it 'til we get it right!"

AK_Mikey_Fan · 07-19-2011, 02:50 AM

"If he starts singing, I advise changing to another channel."

"If another roof drops on my head, I'm sitting out for the rest of this episode!"

"It's not the pizza. It's the creature that came with the pizza."
"Hey, that sounds like a great title for a horror movie."

"Still think you'd like to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"

"Sorry about that, guys, I guess it has a few loose screws."
"Yeah, just like the guy who invented it."

"What? You never seen a turtle wearing a raincoat before?" *Guns point at him* "I really gotta keep my beak shut."

"It's tough tryin' to carry on a conversation with ya, ya know?"

"Yeah. And next time, I wish the writers would come up with a better plot device."

"Where's the beef? Oh, there it is!"

"Got a call for a Mr. Jaws!"

*ssjup81* · 07-19-2011, 06:04 AM

If I had some more time, I'd go with more, but here are some I mentioned in another thread and then some (I'll e-mail later).

Mikey: Hey dudes, that banana boat gives me an awesome idea!
Raph: Daylight come and you wan' go home.
****
"Banazai!"
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Raph: Wai...wai wai wai wait. You mean you're actually going to trust this thing?
Leo: Why not?
Raph: Well, for one thing, the guy who invented it, is currently running around the city in his underwear.
****
Donny: Wait, the destruction of other people's property---
Raph: SHUTUP!!
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Donny: But if he's from ancient Japan, how come he's speaking English?
Raph: Because we can't afford subtitles.
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Mikey: Hey amigos, at least we stopped them from consummating whatever nefarious scheme they were attempting.
Raph: Eh, this was bound to happen ever since we hooked up to that educational TV station.
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I can't remember the ep right off, so I'm paraphrasing.

Still think you'd like to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
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Nerd: You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses.
Raph: No, but then those aren't glasses...their magnifying lenses (punches)
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"Get out of my face!!"
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Leo: Donatello, have you lost your mind?
Donny: On the contrary, I'm saner than I ever was!
Raph: Well, you're staying here until it wears off.

cryan · 07-20-2011, 01:59 PM

Here are a few that come to my mind:

Donny:Shredder is trying to drag us to Deminsion X!!!
Raph:With a Tornado?Are you sure he's not trying to send us to Oz?

Bookem Donno

I can get Sarcastic.Very Sarcastic.

Oh shut up Vernon or I will give them your home address.

What's that you want to Dance.Sorry but my Dance card it filled,but we have many other nice activities on board the ship.Like shuffleboard for instance.

What are we going to be sprayed with pizza sauce.(Raph gets sprayed with pizza Sauce)I had to ask.

Well its either the worlds oldest pizza or its what left of the Wicked Witch of the West.

(After Spilnter gets transformed back into a human)Go out an take your new body for a spin.

They were good guys for what 2 seconds.

(Filtches sea mosters are heading for Mona lisa and Raph.Raph grabs a deck chair)You guys look a triffle Stress out,have a seat.

*gobo* · 07-20-2011, 03:13 PM

"Aww... That was my favorite sai."

*CyberCubed* · 07-20-2011, 03:21 PM

Try these sai's on for size!

*XERO* · 07-20-2011, 03:42 PM

"What is it Raphael, a threatening note?"
"Worse than that... IT'S THE CHECK!!"

"Careful, Raphael; It could be a trap!"
(shuriken almost hits them)
"Yep... it's a trap."

"...but you may call me... the Shredder."
"A kitchen utensil?"

"I'll NEVER talk!"
"You'd better, or else I'm gonna get... sarcastic."

"EAT HOT LEAD, TURKEYS!!!!"

"Never! We'll make our stand here!!"
"Kinda like CUSTER did?"

"Chill out, bro! I'm green, same as YOU!"
"Except for your face: That's turning BLUE!"

"MMMph hmm MPHMMHM!
"That's April, alright. I recognize her mumbles!"

"Thanks, Raphael, I owe you one!"
"You owe me 6, but who's countin'?

"You are most wanted criminals!"
"And I always thought it would be nice to be wanted."

*Sage Ninja* · 07-21-2011, 11:40 PM

Mr. Sarcastic himself!

07-18-2011, 09:45 PM	#1
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Top 10 Raphael One-Liners Hey fellow TMNT fans, I'm having a little contest to find the Top 10 Best One-Liners Spoken by Raphael! So go through your old DVD/VHS collection of the classic Ninja Turtle series and pick as many quotes you like from the series. The only rule is the line has to have been spoken by Rob Paulsen, not one of those substitute actors who filled in for him from time to time! Please e-mail your submissions to me at [email protected] __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

07-18-2011, 10:38 PM	#2
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	"It's tough tryin' ta carry on a conversation witcha, ya know?" "He's not only from medieval Japan, but also from an alternate universe, so naturally he speaks English!" "Does the phrase 'Go suck a lemon!' hold any meaning for ya?" "I think they're beginning to tire." "Great, in a few more hours they'll bairly be able to throw a car at us!" "Hold on Michelangelo. I'LL SET YOU FREE!" "You're a regular Abe Lincoln..." "I know we're short, but not that short!" "Boy am I a glutton for punishment or what?" "Did you ever get that run down feeling?" "Oh I just feel so hard-boiled in these trenchcoats!" "COWABUNGAANDALLTHATJAZZ!!" "Don't you wish you could give lines like that with a straight face?" "If we're not back in a week, cancel my subscription to Turtle's Home Companion." "And we'll keep on doing it 'til we get it right!" __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

07-19-2011, 06:04 AM	#4
ssjup81 Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Virginia (Back in the US) Posts: 4,734	If I had some more time, I'd go with more, but here are some I mentioned in another thread and then some (I'll e-mail later). Mikey: Hey dudes, that banana boat gives me an awesome idea! Raph: Daylight come and you wan' go home. ** "Banazai!" Raph: Wai...wai wai wai wait. You mean you're actually going to trust this thing? Leo: Why not? Raph: Well, for one thing, the guy who invented it, is currently running around the city in his underwear. Donny: Wait, the destruction of other people's property--- Raph: SHUTUP!! Donny: But if he's from ancient Japan, how come he's speaking English? Raph: Because we can't afford subtitles. Mikey: Hey amigos, at least we stopped them from consummating whatever nefarious scheme they were attempting. Raph: Eh, this was bound to happen ever since we hooked up to that educational TV station. I can't remember the ep right off, so I'm paraphrasing. Still think you'd like to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Nerd: You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses. Raph: No, but then those aren't glasses...their magnifying lenses (punches) "Get out of my face!!" ** Leo: Donatello, have you lost your mind? Donny: On the contrary, I'm saner than I ever was! Raph: Well, you're staying here until it wears off. Last edited by ssjup81; 07-19-2011 at 06:10 AM.

07-20-2011, 03:13 PM	#6
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	"Aww... That was my favorite sai." __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

07-20-2011, 03:42 PM	#8
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	"What is it Raphael, a threatening note?" "Worse than that... IT'S THE CHECK!!" "Careful, Raphael; It could be a trap!" (shuriken almost hits them) "Yep... it's a trap." "...but you may call me... the Shredder." "A kitchen utensil?" "I'll NEVER talk!" "You'd better, or else I'm gonna get... sarcastic." "EAT HOT LEAD, TURKEYS!!!!" "Never! We'll make our stand here!!" "Kinda like CUSTER did?" "Chill out, bro! I'm green, same as YOU!" "Except for your face: That's turning BLUE!" "MMMph hmm MPHMMHM! "That's April, alright. I recognize her mumbles!" "Thanks, Raphael, I owe you one!" "You owe me 6, but who's countin'? "You are most wanted criminals!" "And I always thought it would be nice to be wanted." __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

07-19-2011, 02:50 AM	#3
AK_Mikey_Fan Thug Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Alaska Posts: 73	"If he starts singing, I advise changing to another channel." "If another roof drops on my head, I'm sitting out for the rest of this episode!" "It's not the pizza. It's the creature that came with the pizza." "Hey, that sounds like a great title for a horror movie." "Still think you'd like to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?" "Sorry about that, guys, I guess it has a few loose screws." "Yeah, just like the guy who invented it." "What? You never seen a turtle wearing a raincoat before?" Guns point at him "I really gotta keep my beak shut." "It's tough tryin' to carry on a conversation with ya, ya know?" "Yeah. And next time, I wish the writers would come up with a better plot device." "Where's the beef? Oh, there it is!" "Got a call for a Mr. Jaws!"

07-20-2011, 01:59 PM	#5
cryan Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Athens,AL Posts: 743	Here are a few that come to my mind: Donny:Shredder is trying to drag us to Deminsion X!!! Raph:With a Tornado?Are you sure he's not trying to send us to Oz? Bookem Donno I can get Sarcastic.Very Sarcastic. Oh shut up Vernon or I will give them your home address. What's that you want to Dance.Sorry but my Dance card it filled,but we have many other nice activities on board the ship.Like shuffleboard for instance. What are we going to be sprayed with pizza sauce.(Raph gets sprayed with pizza Sauce)I had to ask. Well its either the worlds oldest pizza or its what left of the Wicked Witch of the West. (After Spilnter gets transformed back into a human)Go out an take your new body for a spin. They were good guys for what 2 seconds. (Filtches sea mosters are heading for Mona lisa and Raph.Raph grabs a deck chair)You guys look a triffle Stress out,have a seat.

07-20-2011, 03:21 PM	#7
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,872	Try these sai's on for size!

07-21-2011, 11:40 PM	#9
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