God - even their names are horrible.

[The Sewer Lord]

I meant the mutants. Most of them, as we all know, are horrible and nowhere near memorable. Just some mutants. With nothing to remember them by. Wake me up when they actually become some real entertaining characters, or even some memorable ones. Let them be mindless, I just want some special mutants.

Anyway, where was I? It's not only the mutants, but their names too! They're HORRIBLE. I mean seriously? Mikey, why can't you just make up a cool name for the mutants? Writers, why do you want to make so many awful mutants and give them awful names? Mikey can still be funny, he can still have the development, you can still make the same jokes, but please make Mikey give them some awesome names in the end. Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender was very similar - they made awesome naming jokes, but the villains (or whatever he was naming) actually received decent names in the end. Heck, some of the "joke-names" were actually catchy (Sparky Sparky Boom Man! Team BoomerAANG!).

Gosh. Infact, I can make up better names! Here's a list for each mutant:

• Snakeweed - Although the names cheezy, it's actually catchy! Let him keep it.
• Spiderbitez - Since he makes strings, and his body is in the form of a ball, I'll call him Ballstring. Not so good, but still better than Spiderbitez.
• Justin - Manymal. Mix from "many" and "animal".
• Dogpound - Since a synomim for dog is "hound", I'll call him Houndpound.
• Fishface - Fishlegs? Kinda satiric and great at poking fun at Fishface's lack of legs.
• Leatherhead - Since he's an aligator, I'll call him AL! Just kidding, his name is fine.

What do you think?