Retro-mutagen: What will come of it?

[JTH]

Originally Posted by RaphaeltheAwesome13

TEENAGE AVERAGE NORMAL TURRRTLES, TEENAGE AVERAGE NORMAL TURRRRRTLES, TEENAGE AVERAGE NORMAL TURTLES, turtles in a glass cage, normal turtles!

THEY'RE THE WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE BORING PETS! ("We're Really Cute!")
OR MAKE "TURTLES ON THE HALF SHELL", TURTLE SOUP! ("WHAT A SNACK. JACK!")
WHEN THE EVIL SHREDDER'S HUNGRY,
THESE TURTLES BOYS, MAKE A YUMMY TREAT!