It's a fact that the boys play music. Like Mikey said to Raph in the first movie:
"How we're gonna finish our Hip Hop christmas album, bro? You're the hype man!"
- So Raph's the hype man (definintion: backup rapper and/or singer who supports the primary rappers with exclamations and interjections, and who attempts to increase the audience's excitement with call-and-response chants).
The others are probably like this:
- Mikey's the lead vocalist (+keyboard).
- Leo's on the drums (+headbanging while he's at it).
- Don plays the guitar.
How's about that?

And something I came up with for the lolz, their rap album could be like (inspired by
Nicki Minaj's Anaconda):
Quote:
Biatch named April used to live in Detroit
Top news reporter, she was gettin some coins
Went snoopin on the mob, but was kidnapped by Shredder
She then stabbed him on the back, hoe never seen it comin
Now bang, bang, bang
Dem turtle boys came marching thru the door
Who wanna go first? We swatted them off like ****ing flies
We high as hell, on ****in adrenaline
We're on some dumb ****, by the way, what he say?
“I’m gonna mess with April O’ Neil
Come through and drive off in my automobile”
We gave chase, then Bebop and Rocksteady were on our tail
Donnie says “let’s keep it real”, then flipped a missile switch
They all exploded, Shredder’s trashed by the curb
So we pulled outta the Turtle Van and hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My turtle shell don't, my turtle shell don't
My turtle shell don't want none unless you got buns, hun
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