What Grinds Your Gears? :)

[ProactiveMan]

Originally Posted by pennydreadful

I'd definitely bow to Proactive's knowledge of the Great Western Bogan, as I've never had the opportunity to view the GWB in its native habitat

Much the same but their voices aren't quite so nasal. Problem we have is that thanks to the recent mining boom, half our bogans are cashed up*, so the number of SS utes** on the road practically doubles every year. Boom's over now so many of them will plant their utes on front lawns across the state and return to the TABs*** from where they were spawned.

My dad's a bogan. His backyard is home to no less than four car bodies, he gets both his hair and beard cut with he same No 2 shaver, he wears double pluggers**** everywhere; to the shops; in his shed; on the roof of his house (no joke), and before he quit, he chose his t-shirts based on whether or not he could fit a full size pack of Winnie Reds***** in his breast pocket. One of the first sentences my youngest sister could string together was 'Two Export bottles****** and a packet of Winfield Red thanks mate'.

* Rich
** Mid-size V8 pick-up
*** Betting shops
**** Thongs (Flip-flops)
***** Cigarettes
****** Crappy local beer