Raphael's new trick.

~~Jarrah White~~ · 04-18-2004, 01:45 AM

Leonardo meditates on the floor next to the couch, Mikey is sitting in the arm chair reading a comic, Don is sitting at the coffee table fixing a television. Raphael walks in, on his left hand he's wearing a black glove with no fingers, thus all his fingers are showing. There's a forth hole for a dummy finger, now it looks like Raph has four fingers. He holds a large knife in his right hand. Raph sits on the couch, above Leonardo.

Raphael: Leo, do you wanna see my new trick?
Leonardo: (Meditates).
Raphael: Ah, Mike, Mike, do you wanna see my new trick?
Michelangelo: No, I'm busy with my comics.
Raphael: Donny?
Donatello: No I don't, Raphael, I'm working on something more important, actually.
Raphael: Look! Watch my trick you bastards or I'll kill you!

Raphael raises the knife and chops off one of the four fingers, leaving him with only three, but then blood spirts out of the gap where the finger used to be.

Raphael: Brillient, hey!..................... Oh dear, wrong finger. (Gets up and runs off, holding his hand) AHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Leonardo looks down, Raphael's severed finger fell between his legs.

Leonardo: Hey, Raphael! Raphael! I think you cut off one of your fingers!

04-18-2004, 01:45 AM	#1
~~Jarrah White~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,394	Raphael's new trick. Leonardo meditates on the floor next to the couch, Mikey is sitting in the arm chair reading a comic, Don is sitting at the coffee table fixing a television. Raphael walks in, on his left hand he's wearing a black glove with no fingers, thus all his fingers are showing. There's a forth hole for a dummy finger, now it looks like Raph has four fingers. He holds a large knife in his right hand. Raph sits on the couch, above Leonardo. Raphael: Leo, do you wanna see my new trick? Leonardo: (Meditates). Raphael: Ah, Mike, Mike, do you wanna see my new trick? Michelangelo: No, I'm busy with my comics. Raphael: Donny? Donatello: No I don't, Raphael, I'm working on something more important, actually. Raphael: Look! Watch my trick you bastards or I'll kill you! Raphael raises the knife and chops off one of the four fingers, leaving him with only three, but then blood spirts out of the gap where the finger used to be. Raphael: Brillient, hey!..................... Oh dear, wrong finger. (Gets up and runs off, holding his hand) AHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Leonardo looks down, Raphael's severed finger fell between his legs. Leonardo: Hey, Raphael! Raphael! I think you cut off one of your fingers!