Getting High With the TMNT

Sanjuro · 04-30-2004, 11:08 AM

Today I went crusin into my local Toys 'R' Us to buy some hot new TMNT items. I remember back in the early 90's Donatello once came up to me and told me the dangers of smoking pot, you know...Marijuana! Through my years in school I told several kids I wasnt a chicken, but they were a turkey. While Donny spoke this about pot, apparently he was into the more hardcore stuff. When the Turtles aren't packing down a fresh pizza, they spent their time smokin up some Turtlecrack.

Yes. For the low low price of $1.99 you can own your very own TMNT crack pipe.

Each offical TMNT crack pipe comes with dimebags of each Turtle's personal favorite stash. Raph smokes it cinnamon style, Donny and his sour apple kick, Leo gets his high off blue raspberry, and of course Mike hits his tutti fruity which makes him the party dude for any party within seconds.

The pipe is expertly hand crafted featuring each Turtle's logo so no Turtle will hit another Turtle's stash.

Getting set up is easy. Simply open each TMNT's dimebag. For double protection they are double bagged. Cut each bag a little and pour into the correct Turtle's section.

This is what your crack pipe should look like. If for some reason it doesnt, you should stick to your TMNT light up lollipops cause this is for adults only fool!

WARNING! THE NEXT SECTION MAY BE GRAPHIC TO CHILDREN! KEEP AWAY FROM SCREEN!

Time to smoke up! Damn....man this stuff does the trick! I have the energy to clean my entire house now. Man I'm gonna take anoth.......HEY DONNY!!! WTF!?!?

Stop hittin my stash! Go get your own you Burger King reject!

Final Rating = 4/5 Cowabungas
Make sure your parents aren't home, invite your friends over and take turns passsing the pipe. Best $1.99 you could ever spend!

04-30-2004, 11:08 AM	#1
Sanjuro Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 598	Getting High With the TMNT Today I went crusin into my local Toys 'R' Us to buy some hot new TMNT items. I remember back in the early 90's Donatello once came up to me and told me the dangers of smoking pot, you know...Marijuana! Through my years in school I told several kids I wasnt a chicken, but they were a turkey. While Donny spoke this about pot, apparently he was into the more hardcore stuff. When the Turtles aren't packing down a fresh pizza, they spent their time smokin up some Turtlecrack. Yes. For the low low price of $1.99 you can own your very own TMNT crack pipe. Each offical TMNT crack pipe comes with dimebags of each Turtle's personal favorite stash. Raph smokes it cinnamon style, Donny and his sour apple kick, Leo gets his high off blue raspberry, and of course Mike hits his tutti fruity which makes him the party dude for any party within seconds. The pipe is expertly hand crafted featuring each Turtle's logo so no Turtle will hit another Turtle's stash. Getting set up is easy. Simply open each TMNT's dimebag. For double protection they are double bagged. Cut each bag a little and pour into the correct Turtle's section. This is what your crack pipe should look like. If for some reason it doesnt, you should stick to your TMNT light up lollipops cause this is for adults only fool! WARNING! THE NEXT SECTION MAY BE GRAPHIC TO CHILDREN! KEEP AWAY FROM SCREEN! Time to smoke up! Damn....man this stuff does the trick! I have the energy to clean my entire house now. Man I'm gonna take anoth.......HEY DONNY!!! WTF!?!? Stop hittin my stash! Go get your own you Burger King reject! Final Rating = 4/5 Cowabungas Make sure your parents aren't home, invite your friends over and take turns passsing the pipe. Best $1.99 you could ever spend!