Robo Vampire

[Spitfire]

This cover alone makes me laugh. Look at that blatant copyright infringement.

Robo vampire is one of those movies that is so incredibly terrible it's funny. I have no idea how or who made it but it's classic. I'd explain what it's about but the plot is so incohearent I had no idea. They introduced new characters every 2 scenes with no explanation of who they are or where the hell they came from.

Here's what I got out of it
Some crazy white dude wants to train vampires to smuggle cocaine. A ghost women wants to marry here vampire husband*Who looks more like a man in an ape costume* and a robocop rip off starts killing people for no reason.

I honestly can't explain it to do it justice, no level of explanation could do this movie justice. It's just funny as hell. To make it funnier it sounds like a dubbed Godzilla movie since it was made from stock footage of a movie that never got finished.

You thought Rock And Roll Nightmare was bad, or funny, watch this. This is what Rock and Roll would have been if it had a bigger budget.