"Never pay full price for late pants"

[Time Mistress]

Here's a fun little game to play. It was a big hit on the Transformers boards at TFW2005 a while back so I though it might be fun to try here.

Rules are simple. Take any line of dialogue (lets stick to the first movie for now just to keep it simple) and replace any noun in that dialogue with the word "pants." Therefore, "Never pay full price for late pizza" becomes "Never pay full price for late pants." Try it and let the hilarity ensue.

Here are a few more to get started:

Raph: Jose Cosaco's pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Casey: Two-for-one sale pal.

Splinter: And you were not seen?
Raph: I lost my pants!
Splinter: Then they are gone.
Raph: But I can get 'em back! I can get 'em back!

Man: What was that?
Taxi driver: I dunno. Sorta looked like a big turtle, in pants.

Casey: I hate punkers. Especially punkers who wear pants over ugly faces. Oooh!

Mikey: Ninja kick the d@mn pants!