Fav Simpson Quote - Page 3

**GK Punk** · 05-31-2003, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShredder

Carl: "I thought a guy with two wifes would be happy?"
Lenny: "No, you're thinking of a guy with two knives!"
Moe: *Holding up two knives* "I gotta admit guys this is pretty good!"

That is one of my favorite lines ever

Knuckles · 06-01-2003, 09:00 AM

Homer: Mmm...64 slices of American cheese.

*Mars-Chan* · 06-01-2003, 11:51 AM

Homer: Bring me two of every animal!
*Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II's eyes widen and they run out of the room*

D'OH!!!

Hattori Hanzou · 06-02-2003, 04:31 AM

"Quote; the raven: Eat my shorts"
Homer: Why you little...!!!"

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Luke: "Homer! Use the fork!"
Homer "The force?"
Luke: "No! The fork!"

*That Matt Guy* · 06-02-2003, 05:19 AM

Moe - You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?

Hattori Hanzou · 06-02-2003, 05:43 AM

"Beer is the answer" (sign in moe's bar)
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"Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
we barbecued her head
What happened to her body, what happened to her body"
(Nelson, singin' for Lisa)

*Mars-Chan* · 06-02-2003, 09:30 AM

Actually, that quote goes:
"Joy to the world, the teacher's dead,
We barbequed her head,
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes!
And round and round it....." *trails off*

*The Stryker* · 06-02-2003, 10:12 AM

itchy and scratchy in pinicthyo

scratchy:"now you be good pinicthyo and don't you lie"

itchy:"i promise i will never hurt you..."

*itchy's nose grows and sticks through scratchy's eye*

scratchy:"Ouuuuche!"

*Mars-Chan* · 06-02-2003, 10:22 AM

I remember that episode!!

Hattori Hanzou · 06-02-2003, 10:31 AM

Attention people! Who ordered the London symphonie orchestra?
- Nobody. Maybe those who did where completely high when they did...
Cypress Hill, I'm lookin' in your direction!

CH: Um, we... *whispers* "Boys, did we..." Then: O.K., O.K.
Do you know 'insane in da brain'?

*Mars-Chan* · 06-02-2003, 10:34 AM

**GK Punk** · 06-02-2003, 11:41 AM

That Homerpaloza episode had to be the best episode of the series. It may just be because it had Sonic Youth and Smashing Pumpkins in it though

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 06-02-2003, 01:10 PM

Homer: What if he finds our stash?!?!

Marge: We don't have a stash.

Homer: **Nervious** No...uh.. Of course not...

~~TheShredder~~ · 06-02-2003, 01:54 PM

No the quote goes....
Marge: What's he digging for?
Homr: He's probably digging for drugs.
Marge: There's no drugs out there!
Homer: No... of course not.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 06-02-2003, 04:20 PM

Oh right, but isn't there an ep. where Homer mentions a stash?

06-01-2003, 11:51 AM	#43
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Homer: Bring me two of every animal! Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II's eyes widen and they run out of the room D'OH!!! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

06-02-2003, 04:31 AM	#44
Hattori Hanzou Random Punk Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 20	"Quote; the raven: Eat my shorts" Homer: Why you little...!!!" ---------------------------------------- Luke: "Homer! Use the fork!" Homer "The force?" Luke: "No! The fork!" __________________

06-02-2003, 05:43 AM	#46
Hattori Hanzou Random Punk Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 20	"Beer is the answer" (sign in moe's bar) ------------------------------------ "Joy to the world, the teacher's dead we barbecued her head What happened to her body, what happened to her body" (Nelson, singin' for Lisa) __________________

06-02-2003, 09:30 AM	#47
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Actually, that quote goes: "Joy to the world, the teacher's dead, We barbequed her head, What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes! And round and round it....." trails off __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

06-02-2003, 10:12 AM	#48
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	itchy and scratchy in pinicthyo scratchy:"now you be good pinicthyo and don't you lie" itchy:"i promise i will never hurt you..." itchy's nose grows and sticks through scratchy's eye scratchy:"Ouuuuche!" __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

06-01-2003, 09:00 AM	#42
Knuckles Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 260	Homer: Mmm...64 slices of American cheese.

06-02-2003, 05:19 AM	#45
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Moe - You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?

06-02-2003, 10:22 AM	#49
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	I remember that episode!! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

06-02-2003, 10:31 AM	#50
Hattori Hanzou Random Punk Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 20	Attention people! Who ordered the London symphonie orchestra? - Nobody. Maybe those who did where completely high when they did... Cypress Hill, I'm lookin' in your direction! CH: Um, we... whispers "Boys, did we..." Then: O.K., O.K. Do you know 'insane in da brain'? __________________

06-02-2003, 10:34 AM	#51
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	__________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

06-02-2003, 11:41 AM	#52
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	That Homerpaloza episode had to be the best episode of the series. It may just be because it had Sonic Youth and Smashing Pumpkins in it though

06-02-2003, 01:10 PM	#53
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Homer: What if he finds our stash?!?! Marge: We don't have a stash. Homer: Nervious No...uh.. Of course not... __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

06-02-2003, 01:54 PM	#54
~~TheShredder~~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: My Throne Room Posts: 442	No the quote goes.... Marge: What's he digging for? Homr: He's probably digging for drugs. Marge: There's no drugs out there! Homer: No... of course not.

06-02-2003, 04:20 PM	#55
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Oh right, but isn't there an ep. where Homer mentions a stash? __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

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