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Yo mama is so old, she's older than yo grandmama.
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04-20-2004, 02:13 PM
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Yo mama is so fat, that she has more jelly rolls than a downtown bakery.
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04-20-2004, 02:14 PM
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yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
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04-20-2004, 02:23 PM
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Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.
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04-20-2004, 02:30 PM
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04-20-2004, 02:48 PM
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Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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04-20-2004, 03:38 PM
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"This is some nice steel, hows about telling me who gave them to you?" "Yo Moma"
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04-20-2004, 04:11 PM
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Here is a good one
Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!" |
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04-21-2004, 09:09 AM
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Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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04-21-2004, 11:12 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
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04-22-2004, 12:03 AM
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Yo mama so hair and ugly that if she goes to get a make over they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair.
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04-22-2004, 02:43 AM
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04-22-2004, 08:15 AM
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Yo mama is such a fat ass, when people walk by her, they go 'Damn, that's a big fat ass!'
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04-22-2004, 08:19 AM
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Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, 'I Can't Believe It's Butter!'
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04-22-2004, 08:23 AM
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Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
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04-22-2004, 11:56 AM
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Yo mama is so fat, she gets her blood pressure checked at the Jiffy Lube.
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