Woman marries Dolphin... - Page 2

*Dr. Doom* · 01-05-2006, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raph's Girl

Raph's Girl note: She married Cindy on porpoise!

roflcopter

*XERO* · 01-06-2006, 05:55 PM

Maybe she married it because it 'has a longated beak, round cone-shaped teeth, and a serrated dorsal appendage.'

But I'm sure you already knew that!

Ra · 01-06-2006, 06:16 PM

God, the world today is just weird. I think we can all agree on that

Now, what do you think the baby will look like?

J/k

*Raph's Girl* · 01-06-2006, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ra

Now, what do you think the baby will look like?

J/k

Ra · 01-06-2006, 06:48 PM

Yep, that looks about right

*XERO* · 01-06-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ra

Now, what do you think the baby will look like?

J/k

And that's just the ultrasound.

OA · 01-06-2006, 10:41 PM

Dolphins are cool and all but this is a bit much...

Type 97 Chi-ha · 01-06-2006, 11:20 PM

There are a number of people who have married their pets, just as "legally" as this marriage is. Question: did the dolphin say "I do?"

Did he have to sign a marriage license?

*XERO* · 01-06-2006, 11:26 PM

Does the dolphin have a ring around its fin? Did it wear a waterproof tuxedo?
Was the wedding cake made with guppie icing?

*Raph's Girl* · 01-07-2006, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

And that's just the ultrasound.

Nah...here's a better ultrasound...look! Twins!

Ra · 01-07-2006, 05:46 AM

ROFL! The poor dolphin. Imagine having a kid like that for a brother?

*Zachatello00* · 01-07-2006, 10:52 PM

wow. that's just...wow

Fledermaus · 01-08-2006, 12:51 AM

I feel sorry for the groom.

~~SurfGuru133~~ · 01-08-2006, 01:03 AM

How do they have sex???????

woooooaaaaah getting ahead of myself there

Serp · 01-09-2006, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SurfGuru133

How do they have sex???????

woooooaaaaah getting ahead of myself there

Thats what I was wondering.

Okay..okay

I know dolphins aren't considerd fish.

but common, I couldn't find a better reason to post the Seaman. haha

OA · 01-09-2006, 07:41 PM

I bet its more of an "emotional" relationship than physical...and probably a bit 1-sided

Blondus · 01-10-2006, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ra

Now, what do you think the baby will look like?

J/k

Its not a dolphin. It's a deep one. As soon as the baby will grow up it's evolve fully into a deep one and swim to Y'ha N'thlei.

It'll look like this:

And later like my sig.

It's beginning to look a lot like fish-men
Everywhere I go;
From the minute I got to town
And started to look around
I thought these ill-bred people's gillslits showed.
I'm beginning to hear a lot of fish-men
Right outside my door,
As I try to escape in fright
To the moonlit Innsmouth night
I can hear some more.

They speak with guttural croaks and to hear them provokes
A profound desire to flee
Their eyes never blink and quite frankly they stink
Like a carcass washed up from the sea.

I wish I'd paid attention to that crazy drunken man.
He tried to warn me all about old Marsh's Deep One clan.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fish-men
Everywhere I go;
They can dynamite Devil Reef,
but that'll bring no relief,
Y'ha N'thlei is deeper than they know.
I'll continue to see a lot of fish-men
That I guarantee.
For the fish-man I really fear
is the one who's in the mirror
And he looks like me.
He looks just like me.

Cobra5000 · 09-28-2011, 06:10 PM

I heard that news but Cindy died shortly after the marrige with that woman (June 2006)

*pannoni1* · 09-28-2011, 06:41 PM

What's next? Woman marries Turtle?!?

We debate about it all the time on here, so I'm surprised no one has mentioned this possibility yet.

*Sage Ninja* · 09-28-2011, 09:27 PM

...why hasn't this been locked? It's five years old....

01-06-2006, 05:55 PM	#22
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Maybe she married it because it 'has a longated beak, round cone-shaped teeth, and a serrated dorsal appendage.' But I'm sure you already knew that! __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

01-06-2006, 06:16 PM	#23
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	God, the world today is just weird. I think we can all agree on that Now, what do you think the baby will look like? J/k __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

01-06-2006, 06:48 PM	#25
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Yep, that looks about right __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

01-06-2006, 10:41 PM	#27
OA Scatter the nuns!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,981	Dolphins are cool and all but this is a bit much... __________________

01-06-2006, 11:26 PM	#29
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Does the dolphin have a ring around its fin? Did it wear a waterproof tuxedo? Was the wedding cake made with guppie icing? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

01-06-2006, 11:20 PM	#28
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	There are a number of people who have married their pets, just as "legally" as this marriage is. Question: did the dolphin say "I do?" Did he have to sign a marriage license?

01-07-2006, 05:46 AM	#31
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	ROFL! The poor dolphin. Imagine having a kid like that for a brother? __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

01-07-2006, 10:52 PM	#32
Zachatello00 On the beat! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Hiding behind the phone booth Posts: 2,137	wow. that's just...wow __________________ "You're still news!"

01-08-2006, 12:51 AM	#33
Fledermaus Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,115	I feel sorry for the groom. __________________ We're calling it a freeway. Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night! Soon there will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food! Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My God... It'll be beautiful.

01-08-2006, 01:03 AM	#34
~~SurfGuru133~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: riding a wave or skating somewhere in OC Posts: 53	How do they have sex??????? woooooaaaaah getting ahead of myself there

01-09-2006, 07:41 PM	#36
OA Scatter the nuns!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,981	I bet its more of an "emotional" relationship than physical...and probably a bit 1-sided __________________

09-28-2011, 06:10 PM	#38
Cobra5000 Random Punk Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 35	I heard that news but Cindy died shortly after the marrige with that woman (June 2006)

09-28-2011, 06:41 PM	#39
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09-28-2011, 09:27 PM	#40
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