On Da Drome (mp3 on page 4!!!)

[Voltron]

Originally Posted by Anarky

That's an awesome idea. Who's up for a metal Drome song?

I got you covered. Now we just need a few people who know how to hit the high notes, because this is power metal, baby!

I call it "TECHNO-DOOM." In keeping with metal tradition, I wanted it to last 8 minutes long with as many guitar solos and references to Hell and Satan as I possibly could.

(EDIT: I'm still touching this up a bit here and there.)

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SHREDDER
SHREDDER
SHRRREEEEDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(BAD ASS GUITAR SOLO)

FOR ALL YOU TROLLER'S OUT THERE!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE SLEEPING TONIGHT! OW!
CAUSE THE GRIM REAPER HAS MADE SOME ARRANGEMENTS
THERE'S A VACANCY IN THE LOCAL CEMETERY!!!

From the ice winds of Judecca
Screaming souls rise from the tomb!
Sealing posts with human blood
On Lord Krang's Technodrome!

Peanut cries havoc!
Let loose the hounds of war!
Ai's sex life is so tragic!
Of that I'll say no more!

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!

Anarky shall throw his fist!
skulls shatter, and brains splat!
Jo Dawn likes to make the peace
A super-mod, a pretty one at that!

Brodie's tongue is like a blade
That'll make the patron's cry
Doom's a raging child lover
Who'd probably have sex with Ai!

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!

Matt, the Thunder King arrives
Cower all you fools!
His mighty axe shall split your soul!
While he packs away the booze!

GK comes and lighning strikes
Death to the betrayers!
A mighty demon grunger cat!
Grand duke of Troller Slayers!

WHAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW WWW!!! (This should echo for half of eternity)

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!

Jester is Jester!
Yeah! He makes something akin to jokes!
YEAH!
YEAH! Something!

Raph's Girl and Katie
Love to post the news
Barkwarm loves to drink!
Fending off those unholy Uni blues!

(Chug it Barkworm! Show us how to be a man! WAAAAAOOOOOWWW!)

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!


Sewer Bull and Spawny
make titbits of nudity and gore!
Reznorite420 is banned!
He shall post no more!


TMB plays games alot
He's got a thing for pixel babes
Zarius's has opinion facts
question them and go to your grave


(BADASS GUITAR SOLO!)

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!


As the moon rises, Ai emerges from his castle
Dragon wings and silver armor, on a girl's bike with pink tassles.
Peanut close behind him, on a firey steed
Off to Postmageddon, to make the Trollers bleed
Matt rolls on in his tank, cannon blasting knives and fire
And DH has a black flamed torch to light the sacrifice pyre.
Barkworm on a dragon, and Bull on shark
Escort Lady Jo Dawn armed with a spade to dig out hearts

As the battle rages Krang looks on, a smirk across his face
While other posters will play nice, the trollers fall from grace!
They taste the metal of bannination! Excommunicated!
You must fall in line or face irrepentable damnation!
The Trollers cry electric pain into the blood red sky!
The sun goes black as soot as the lamers flee or die!
Claiming skillz 1337 as ****, they soon are proven wrong!
As the bodies fall and rot, we all shall sing this song!

JAMEO!
GOBO!
JEFF THE CHEFF!
ANARCHISTGUY!

Words do not describes these knights!
But their valor's known to one and all!
When their voices go 'cross the land
True men shall heed the call!

RUN! RUN TRUE WARRIORS! TO BATTLE THIS DAY!
MAY THE ANGELS BE WITH YOU!
MAY HANNAH'S FURY GUIDE YOUR BLADES!
GO TRUE WARRIORS! BUT COME BACK HEROES!

(BAD ASS GUITAR SOLO!)

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!

Beware the Tech


no


Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom is going to need a lawyer if he doesn't obey Hannah's restraining order. . .

OH YEAH!!

Prepare your soul!
Or pay the toll!
If you're a troll
Beware the tech

no

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYEEAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAAAAH! YEAH! (<THIS SCREAM MUST SHATTER REALITY)

[Raven]

Voltron I might know some one that could give that a try, it just would be quite a while if they do.

FOR ALL YOU TROLLER'S OUT THERE!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE SLEEPING TONIGHT! OW!
CAUSE THE GRIM REAPER HAS MADE SOME ARRANGEMENTS
THERE'S A VACANCY IN THE LOCAL CEMETARY!!!

OMG LOL, I cant believe you put that in there, I wonder how many people would get that refrence?

[Ra]

I just love that last line. Best note to go out on ever If only I could play the electric guitar... *sighs*

[ThirdMarioBro]

Rizzy, you are my goddamn hero. I can say nothing more. You are my goddamn HERO!

[Krang]

Originally Posted by R-iZZy

HAHA! Nice Krang! That'd be awesome. *hugs Krang for bein' a pink thug*

No problem, here's the download link (you might need to right-click and save): http://www.thetechnodrome.com/songs/ondadrome.mp3
If any other songs are created in this thread and recorded, I'd be glad to host them in the same directory.

Originally Posted by Voltron

I got you covered. Now we just need a few people who know how to hit the high notes, because this is power metal, baby!

Nice job on the lyrics!

[ThirdMarioBro]

Power metal BABY YEAH!

[Sewer Bull]

OK, so here's my Nickelback's "Savin' Me" parody I posted on the Drome two weeks ago. Because hardly anyone noticed it, I allow myself to re-post it here, since we're apparently working on that album. No names are mentioned here, so you don't have to look nervously for yours.

"Flamin' Me"

Reason gates won't open up for you
On these hands your logic’s crawlin'
Oh, I pity you
Well I'm terrified of your life goals
These nasty posts can hurt my soul, yanno
But all I need is banning you
<Mods, look – he’s trollin’>
And no, I won’t miss you
<Hurry - he’s trollin’, he’s trollin’>

Show me what it's like
To be the last dunce standing
Don’t teach me your “wrong” from “right”
Cos’ I'll show you how I can be:
All you say to me
I’m telling them
And they’ll leave you behind the Drome
So say it if it's worth flamin' me?

Intelligence was not meant for you
With these green eyes I'm rollin’
At what comes from you
Your bashing posts ain't got no love for me
True, I'm on the edge of going gory
But no, I won’t insult you
<Mods, please – he’s trollin’>
Ban’s all I need for you
<Hurry - he’s trollin’, he’s trollin’>

Show me what it's like
To be the last dunce standing
Don’t teach me your “wrong” from “right”
Cos’ I'll show you how I can be:
All you say to me
I’m telling them
And they’ll leave you behind the Drome
So say it if it's worth flamin' me?

[Katie]

I saw it bull Awesomeness.


Seeeeee This is great!!! come on! some one who can sing metal do Voltron's!!!

[Peanut]

Voltron rocked it. That was epic. The mental image of us all riding on various monsters, wielding deadly weapons, with the Technodrome slowly retreating into the distance behind us, as we roll in on a horde of ugly nerds, is too priceless. Someone needs to illustrate that picture for the album cover. Ai on the pink bike and all.

[Anarky]

Oh man, Voltron's song is amazing. Especially the part that must shatter reality. And there I thought the eighties died...

[愛]

At least I have dragon wings and silver armor! It overshadows the pink bike.

[JameO]

That was awesome Voltron, very nice work with those lyrics! Too sweeeeet!

[jeff the cheff]

OK someone NEEDS to make that metal song.

Full length album?

[Dinny]

I think everyone can agree that whoever manages to make a "Don't Stop Believing" cover is God.

[gobo]

Originally Posted by Voltron

I call it "TECHNO-DOOM." In keeping with metal tradition, I wanted it to last 8 minutes long with as many guitar solos and references to Hell and Satan as I possibly could.

Excellent job of writing. Caffeine-free Coke was constantly blowing out my nose. Now's the hard part: getting it recorded. Getting a decent metal singer is the reason my friends' band has been perfecting their skill for something like 15 years, but haven't made the first attempt to make money off of it. I'm pretty sure they've given up now.

BTW, do I know you? How you know my name? Are you stalking me? Huh? HUH?! ANSWER ME, DAMNIT!! j/k I know I talked to you that one time in the IRC chat, and... That's all, I think... *still confuzzled*. Well, thanks for the brief mention. I still dunno what to make of it, but thanks. ^_^

Originally Posted by Raven

OMG LOL, I cant believe you put that in there, I wonder how many people would get that refrence?

Wait... What reference?

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

OK, so here's my Nickelback's "Savin' Me" parody I posted on the Drome two weeks ago. Because hardly anyone noticed it, I allow myself to re-post it here, since we're apparently working on that album. No names are mentioned here, so you don't have to look nervously for yours.

That was schweet. But, yanno, don't think anyone wanted to be mentioned in that'n.

Originally Posted by Dinny

I think everyone can agree that whoever manages to make a "Don't Stop Believing" cover is God.

Did you mean "parody", or is "cover" what you meant to say?

[Anarky]

"There's a vacancy at the local cemetary" is a classic Drome line. It's from a comic Major Pain drew years ago, featuring the Crow. He had it in his signature for a while and ever since it's made its way into the hall of fame.

[Dinny]

Originally Posted by gobo

Did you mean "parody", or is "cover" what you meant to say?

Good point. I meant parody.

[Brandatello]

these are all great ideas i cant wait to hear all the songs out loud...especially the metal one...

[gobo]

Originally Posted by Anarky

"There's a vacancy at the local cemetary" is a classic Drome line. It's from a comic Major Pain drew years ago, featuring the Crow. He had it in his signature for a while and ever since it's made its way into the hall of fame.

Thanks for the explanation. Much appreciated.

Originally Posted by Brandatello

these are all great ideas i cant wait to hear all the songs out loud...especially the metal one...

You'll be waiting a while. Since it's not a parody, it'll be some time before they can even get the music formulated. They should have gone with "Wherever I May 'Drome" or something to make this project less monumental (though the lyrics would have been that much crappier).

[That Matt Guy]

Voltron just stole the thread.