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[Ecto Jedi]

You know, if we're not careful (and by we, I mean Peanut and the d*ckhead), some moron moderator might come along and ruin all our fun. Which would be a shame, really, because I really wanted to see some more classic insults from days gone by...

[愛]

This kind of stuff happens every day, and threads never get locked. Even if it does, I got everyone's back.

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by poiuytre

Ignoring the delicious irony of you calling someone puerile, I do appreciate all the time being put in these posts, seeing as you doesn't care and all. It makes me feel special. The job market would be ecstatic if you could put even half the time in it as you put in showering me with attention, buttercup. As much as I enjoy our back and forth, I'm not sure if this is on topic or not.

All 2 minutes it took me to write it? Yeah, a long time. And you can keep going to the job well as much as you want, it's the last thing in the world to bother me. I wouldn't have to work a day in my life, if I didn't want to.

And, seriously, you're terrible at this. You just keep repeating the same sh*t over and over again. I'd rather fight with Doom. At least he throws the crass insults back at me.

Either way, I made this thread for fun, not so some perverted Sonic furry could come in here and act like a douche. So f*ck off, and let us do our thing, if you're so above it.

[Ecto Jedi]

Originally Posted by Ai

This kind of stuff happens every day, and threads never get locked. Even if it does, I got everyone's back.

Oh, alright. I just thought that vagina cut was maybe a little too blue for primetime.

Carry on.

[poiuytre]

Apology accepted, Nutty.

[Peanut]

To get back on topic, a couple more classics:

Excerpt from the FFXII debacle that literally SPLIT THE VG FAMILY IN TWO!

Ai: Picked up Final Fantasy XII today. Yeah, I'm a tool. Sue me. I have problems.
Doom: Why is it a bad thing? Does Peanut hit you?
Peanut: Enjoy your little movie.
Doom: Oh, yes, GOD FORBID. -=Throws arms up=-
Peanut: It's a Final Fantasy game. It can do no wrong. As a game, Final Fantasy has failed in every aspect since the SNES FF's where the story began to eat away at the gameplay. People love these "games", not because of how fun it is, but because they become emotionally attached to the characters. They're just losers with homo-erotic urges for spiky haired Japanese guys in tights.
Doom: Oh get over yourself, you've begun to sound like the Zarius of the VG Forums.
Barkworm: Come on, Doom, it's just Peanut. His existence is meaningless!

Awesome burn by TMB!

Ai: http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/A...=ThirdMarioBro Nice achievements, bro. Hey, TMB. Let me know when you started to actually play your 360 other than Arcade games and then I'll feel somewhat offended. GOT 'EM!
TMB: Hey, congratulations on that Xbox 360 you never got thanks to being poor as dirt because you spend all your money on last-gen J-RPG's and trying to get laid. GOT 'EM BACK!

[Ecto Jedi]

Peanut: Who still wants to play original Playstation games? That entire generation looks and plays like the asshole of the history of gaming.
Ecto Jedi: You can't be serious, can you?
Peanut: Yeah, I can. PS1 and N64 games have not aged well. At all. It was the jump to 3D. Aside from the fact that the games just look like complete ass, the majority of them play like horribly dumbed down, harder to control versions of games we have today.
Ecto Jedi: That you can lump together about half a decade worth of videogames and say they all "look and play like the asshole of the history of gaming" proves your ignorance better than I ever could. Props for that, Peanut.
Peanut: I said the majority, not all. Just because I think most of what the Playstation and Nintendo 64 had to offer has aged horribly, I'm ignorant? It's an opinion. I never stated it as a f*cking fact.

And then a little later...

Peanut: And you're really starting to creep me the hell out. Do you and LogicDonny have such a huge homo-crush on me that you've got to follow me around and reply to every single one of my posts?

Comparing me to LogicDonny? That cut deep, Peanut. Real deep.

[Peanut]

LAWL! I love how I said "entire" and then said I didn't say all of them. GOOD ONE, JACKASS! I'm sure I cleared it up somewhere. lolololol

[Ecto Jedi]

And this nice little exchange...

Ecto Jedi: I'm sure PS3 sales will pick up, too. The price is a bit prohibitive, but it looks like a fantastic machine, and I'm sure those who've dropped the coin aren't complaining. Let's stop being negative little bitties and turn our attention to more lofty pursuits.
Ai: I'll do what I want. Thanks, though.
Ecto Jedi: No need to be smarmy. Emo kids...
Ai: Emo kid? You don't know me. Don't pretend that you do.
Peanut: Here he (Ecto Jedi) goes again! Weeeeee!
Jo Dawn: Actually, Ecto was provoked. Stop provoking. Be adults. Thank you.

A-HAAAAAA!! Suck on that, b*tch! I was provoked! Sexy, sexy Jo Dawn said so! ECTO-JEDI WINS AGAIN, BEE-ATCH!!!!

[愛]

[Hannah]

I hate that picture. It's not thread! It's yarn! F*ck.

[愛]

Your signature is gramatically incorrect! F*ck!

[Hannah]

It's supposed to be! It's a quote!

[愛]

So is the "quote" in the picture! I don't see a problem here, only your constant whining about tiny things being incorrect!

[Dr. Doom]

Originally Posted by Peanut

And I don't know who the f*ck Carlos Mencia is, so I don't even know what to think about that.

I envy you.

I've been in fights with people like Ecto Jedi and Doom over and over, yet once they've gotten to know me, we've never had another problem.

**** you! You made fun of Wii Music! >:[

[Hannah]

You're wrong and I'm right.

[Ninjinister]

Originally Posted by Hannah

You're wrong and I'm right.

Seems to be the Video Games section's motto.... >.<

[Peanut]

Another great series of replies

Tony: i thought it was very fun, much better than the older pure RPG Paper Mario games. The ability to move around on a hover board with Bowser is a must.
Barkworm: Thank you for spoiling it!
Cure: Spoiler tags are your friend.
Peanut: OH! Way to f*cking go, Tony! You can play as Bowser!? That's just f*cking great! I hate all of you!
Mecha Cow: Hasn't that been known for, like, a year? I thought it was supposed to be one of the game's 'features'.
Barkworm: Way to ruin the joke, Mecha! Bravo!
Peanut: OH! Way to f*cking go, Mecha! You had to ruin the joke!? That's just f*cking great! I hate all of you!
Mecha Cow: That was a joke? Where was the funny?! YOUR MOM is a joke. See? That's funny.
Barkworm: Are you guys flirting again?
Mecha Cow: Are you jealous?
Ai:

Barkworm: Admit it, who was drunk yesterday?
Ra: ...*slowly raises hand*
TMB: *quickly raises hand*
Mecha Cow: I was drunk...on love!
Peanut: I was f*cked up on too much cough medicine. I leave the boozing for the weekends.
Cure: I was trying to fit in with the cool kids.
Ai: I'm just a loser who browses message boards filled with people who deeply analyze and criticize cartoons for kids such as Kids Next Door and Powerpuff Girls.
Doom: Hey man, KND was an awesome show.

[ThirdMarioBro]

*countdown to "Thump the Monkey" initiated*

[Hannah]

I think you posted twice, squirt.