Megan Fox as Lara Croft? - Page 2

*XERO* · 06-17-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

No ****, kid, but a big part of being a tomb raider is having huge tits. It's scientific fact.

She'd probably have a better chance of being a DOA girl, then.

Probably.

*Brodie* · 06-17-2009, 09:14 PM

only retards use Yahoo.

*Cure* · 06-17-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

She'd probably have a better chance of being a DOA girl, then.

Probably.

No? They have huge tits, too.

*XERO* · 06-17-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCure

No? They have huge tits, too.

Well, yeah, but do they have talent to back 'em up?

**Jester** · 06-17-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

No ****, kid, but a big part of being a tomb raider is having huge tits. It's scientific fact.

Is it true that Lara Croft's face was an after thought and she was originally planned to be just a curvaceous body?

*Brodie* · 06-17-2009, 10:25 PM

Also true, yes.

*Cure* · 06-17-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Well, yeah, but do they have talent to back 'em up?

Yeah, have you seen them fight? It takes talent to fight like that.

**GK Punk** · 06-17-2009, 11:06 PM

DoA Girls > Lara Croft

Actually, to be honest.. I never liked Tomb Raider.

*XERO* · 06-17-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCure

Yeah, have you seen them fight? It takes talent to fight like that.

Point taken.

*Hannah* · 06-18-2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

No ****, kid, but a big part of being a tomb raider is having huge tits. It's scientific fact.

I wasn't arguing that.

愛 · 06-18-2009, 01:19 AM

Game of the century. /thread

*Spike Spiegel* · 06-18-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by poiuytre

I don't know what your definition of natural is, Spike, but she definitely had work done on both her face and chest.

These days, it's becoming increasingly hard to tell...

But I don't know much about Megan Fox, anyway. I've seen her in Transformers and on the covers of Maxim and Esquire...it is quite possible that she has had work done...

However, I did see her on some recent movie awards show, bragging about TF 2 and generally being a pottymouth...

**ThirdMarioBro** · 06-21-2009, 04:43 AM

Yeah, Megan Fox is freaking hawt, but there is nothing in the world that could make any movie with the title "Tomb Raider" a good movie.

Besides, Tomb Raider sucks as a franchise anyway. I could never get over people who thought this was hot back in the 90's.

*Brodie* · 06-21-2009, 09:29 AM

You're such a ****ing idiot, TMB, seriously.

Just because people wanted to play something without portly plumbers, it -must- suck, right?

They made Tomb Raiding movies previously, *******, called INDIANA JONES. So, its possible to make good tomb raiding adventure films, but no one capable of doing so will ever be incharge of the Tomb Raider movie franchise. I think that's what you meant to say.

And **** you for spelling it "hawt."

*Spike Spiegel* · 06-22-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ThirdMarioBro

Besides, Tomb Raider sucks as a franchise anyway. I could never get over people who thought this was hot back in the 90's.

I tried to read some of the spin-off comics from the 90s and got a little disgusted...all you see is T&A shots...and the way it was written, it's really hard to see her as a serious protagonist...

*Brodie* · 06-22-2009, 12:53 PM

Has anyone even played Tomb Raider Anniversary or Legend? Seriously?

There's no tit jiggle, no blatant ass shots, and no obscenely skimpy clothes. She looks like a real person and the games are fairly intelligent.

*cqb101* · 06-22-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

Has anyone even played Tomb Raider Anniversary or Legend? Seriously?

There's no tit jiggle, no blatant ass shots, and no obscenely skimpy clothes. She looks like a real person and the games are fairly intelligent.

You're speaking to deaf ears, my friend. There's no changing a video game snobs opinion.

*Spike Spiegel* · 06-22-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

Has anyone even played Tomb Raider Anniversary or Legend? Seriously?

There's no tit jiggle, no blatant ass shots, and no obscenely skimpy clothes. She looks like a real person and the games are fairly intelligent.

So you'd recommend it over all the others, then??

*Brodie* · 06-22-2009, 04:28 PM

Of course I would. Hell, even TR: underworld was a decent game, it just falls into the pitfalls of the previous installments of the orioginal series, wherein its unrealistically difficult, and has a convulted storyline. Its still fun, it just didn't do well because it was hard, and the story was too hard for people to "Get."

Anniversary is one of the best TR games I've ever played, and Legend reinvented the TR series.

Its completely possible to do a TR movie, where it can be intelligent, and fun, and still have a worthwhile lead. Megan Fox wouldn't be the answer. Nor was Angelina Jolie. A decent TR movie can also get away with being a big tongue-in-cheek with the sexualized humor of the original series, as long as it doesn't depend on it.

06-17-2009, 09:14 PM	#22
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	only retards use Yahoo. __________________ Stupendous Monster

06-17-2009, 10:25 PM	#26
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Also true, yes. __________________ Stupendous Monster

06-21-2009, 04:43 AM	#33
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Yeah, Megan Fox is freaking hawt, but there is nothing in the world that could make any movie with the title "Tomb Raider" a good movie. Besides, Tomb Raider sucks as a franchise anyway. I could never get over people who thought this was hot back in the 90's. __________________

06-21-2009, 09:29 AM	#34
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	You're such a **ing idiot, TMB, seriously. Just because people wanted to play something without portly plumbers, it -must- suck, right? They made Tomb Raiding movies previously, ***, called INDIANA JONES. So, its possible to make good tomb raiding adventure films, but no one capable of doing so will ever be incharge of the Tomb Raider movie franchise. I think that's what you meant to say. And ** you for spelling it "hawt." __________________ Stupendous Monster

06-22-2009, 12:53 PM	#36
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Has anyone even played Tomb Raider Anniversary or Legend? Seriously? There's no tit jiggle, no blatant ass shots, and no obscenely skimpy clothes. She looks like a real person and the games are fairly intelligent. __________________ Stupendous Monster

06-17-2009, 11:06 PM	#28
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	DoA Girls > Lara Croft Actually, to be honest.. I never liked Tomb Raider.

06-18-2009, 01:19 AM	#31
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Game of the century. /thread

06-22-2009, 04:28 PM	#39
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Of course I would. Hell, even TR: underworld was a decent game, it just falls into the pitfalls of the previous installments of the orioginal series, wherein its unrealistically difficult, and has a convulted storyline. Its still fun, it just didn't do well because it was hard, and the story was too hard for people to "Get." Anniversary is one of the best TR games I've ever played, and Legend reinvented the TR series. Its completely possible to do a TR movie, where it can be intelligent, and fun, and still have a worthwhile lead. Megan Fox wouldn't be the answer. Nor was Angelina Jolie. A decent TR movie can also get away with being a big tongue-in-cheek with the sexualized humor of the original series, as long as it doesn't depend on it. __________________ Stupendous Monster

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