Megan Fox as Lara Croft?

*Zachatello00* · 06-17-2009, 12:15 AM

I've been hearing a lot of buzz lately, (including an article in, was it people magazine?) about Megan Fox replacing Angelina Jolie in a potential third Tomb Raider flick. As hot as I think Megan Fox is, I just don't see her as Tomb Raider material....

Just curious as to how everyone else feels about this...

*The Stryker* · 06-17-2009, 12:21 AM

Why not?

The first two movies were sh*t anyway.

**GK Punk** · 06-17-2009, 02:10 AM

I'd like her better than Angelina Jolie as Lara to be honest.

*Brodie* · 06-17-2009, 09:59 AM

She's too dumb to fake British.

**GK Punk** · 06-17-2009, 10:01 AM

Now that, I'll give you.

*Anarky* · 06-17-2009, 01:19 PM

Well, it would be rather fitting, seeing as Megan Fox tries to imitate Jolie wherever possible to levels where it gets ridiculous.

Also have the one picture that has made her an instant sex symbol:

*Spike Spiegel* · 06-17-2009, 01:51 PM

I guess she could play Lara Croft, maybe in a pre-quel....? What makes Megan Fox so special anyway? She was okay as an actress in Transformers, but she's not that hot.

*Cure* · 06-17-2009, 01:51 PM

She needs bigger boobz.

*Spike Spiegel* · 06-17-2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCure

She needs bigger boobz.

I don't think so...being full breasted isn't necessarily a requirement to be attractive. I actually admire the fact that she is "natural" in a world where every celebrity and their mother gets implants.

*Brodie* · 06-17-2009, 02:15 PM

Not to be attractive, but to be Lara Croft its necessary.

*Cure* · 06-17-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel

I don't think so...being full breasted isn't necessarily a requirement to be attractive. I actually admire the fact that she is "natural" in a world where every celebrity and their mother gets implants.

Yeah, what Brodie said. It's not for hotness, but to be able to play Lara Croft.

poiuytre · 06-17-2009, 02:32 PM

I don't know what your definition of natural is, Spike, but she definitely had work done on both her face and chest. Other than that I agree with Anarky that she'd be a good Jolie replacement for the reasons he mentioned.

*cqb101* · 06-17-2009, 02:47 PM

Wasn't this rumor debunked like a week ago?

*ToTheNines* · 06-17-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cqb101

Wasn't this rumor debunked like a week ago?

Yeah, she said called Lara Croft and Wonder Woman "dumb".

She totally dissed WW too. Not that I care, but she came across as kind of dumb when she went on about how she hated the Linda Carter show, when the character has been updated alot. But you can't blame her for not reading comics, watching JLU/ DC Universe movies, but still.

*Zachatello00* · 06-17-2009, 07:10 PM

hopefully so. but its on the news stands now.

*Spitfire* · 06-17-2009, 07:37 PM

Megan Fox is a retard. Stories about her pop up on my Yahoo news all the time. It's always about her bragging about how she likes to have sex or how she wants to be a lesbian or whatever. She's an attention whore plain and simple. If she wants to call something dumb she need look no further then at herself in the mirror.

*Hannah* · 06-17-2009, 07:39 PM

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She needs bigger boobz.

She needs talent.

*Ninjinister* · 06-17-2009, 07:56 PM

I haven't even seen anything she's been in. Hell, I didn't know who she was before last week.

*ToTheNines* · 06-17-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Spitfire

Megan Fox is a retard. Stories about her pop up on my Yahoo news all the time. It's always about her bragging about how she likes to have sex or how she wants to be a lesbian or whatever. She's an attention whore plain and simple. If she wants to call something dumb she need look no further then at herself in the mirror.

She tries to sound all wise, saying "all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes" (actual quote) and "I'm really cool because I smoke weed even though I'm hot!" (not an actual quote)

And I'm another who thinks she's really not that hot... I get called gay for thinking so, but she's just alright.

*Brodie* · 06-17-2009, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

She needs talent.

No ****, kid, but a big part of being a tomb raider is having huge tits. It's scientific fact.

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