TMNT Quotes.

[ScratchTheHotSpot]

Vernon's laugh, Vernon's scared cry "Ah haar ahh aarrrr"

and... Vernon: "Moommmmy!!"

He's a great character

[Jelly Bean]

Originally Posted by cryan

The is a Raph quote from "the Dimension X story".The guys are about to be sucked into a dimensional vortex that loos like a tornado.

Donny:Shedder is trying to send us to Dimension X.
Raph:with a tornado?Are you sure he's not trying to send us to Oz?

Oh,that Raph.The Han Solo of TMNT.

the same episode after Raphael, Michelangelo, Vernon, Irma, amd April get sucked into the tornado.

Leo: Donatello have you gotten the interdemetional portal working again?

Don: it never worked.

I don't know, just the way Don delivered this line made me giggle.

[cryan]

I like how Mona Lisa was able to sweet talk her way onto the Crumps yacht.
"Hi,thanks.Your a doll,we're in a big hurry".Blows they waiter a kiss.

[Jester]

From Usagi Yojimbo:
Raph: He's not only Medieval Japan, but also from and alternate universe, so naturally he speaks English.
From Farewell Lotus Blossom (I think)
Donatello: If he's from Ancient Japan, how come he's speaking English?
Raph: Because we can't afford subtitles.

[papa_smurf73]

I crave pizza no more. - Michaelangelo

[NameGoesHere1066]

Originally Posted by oldmanwinters

For me it has to be the Sensei from the Turtle Tracks episode:

"I say... throw the bum out!"

you forgot the little japanese jibberish that was said before this line.

I've always been some what particial to Splinter's battle cry.

Haiiiiiiii Sakajawiiaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[TheCanadiandrome]

any of these:

http://thetechnodrome.com/sounds/

[Ulisa]

Ah, so many good quotes...there are a lot of quotes that really stick out in my mind from the old classic cartoon but I think I'll stick with my top four episodes for quotes here:


From USAGI YOJIMBO

Raphael: Not only is he from medieval Japan but also from an alternate universe so naturally, he speaks English.


Usagi: What strange form of fighting is this?
Splinter: I would call it...slapstick


Irma: First shells and now fur...when did skin go out of fashion?

***
From BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY CONQUER THE UNIVERSE

Splinter: By the power of my will, you will fear NOTHING, my son!
Leonardo: O-okay, now can I go back to hiding under the bed?


Leonardo: I hope Splinter and Zach get back with help soon.
Raphael: I hope they don't knock too loud. My nerves couldn't take it.


Shredder: *backing away from a computer console with Krang* What's the matter? It's just computing.
Krang: What if all the bolts came loose and it fell on us?
Shredder: You're right, good thinking. *dives behind Krang*

***
From TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

Raphael: THAT's what's shrinking the sun?
Donatello: Uh, no... actually, it's a device designed to trick my tracker into THINKING it's what's shrinking the sun
Raphael: In other words, we've been snookered.
Donatello: Well, that's not all. Aside from being a transmitter, it's also a bomb.
Raphael: Stupid Question Time-when does the bomb go off?


Raphael: *pointing at Michelangelo* I hate to say this, but I guess this makes YOU the leader now
Michelangelo: All right! I've always wanted to be the big Kahuna...so, what do you think we should do?
Raphael: How did I know he was gonna say that?


Krang: Ooo, you have a way with words Shredder
Shredder: *clearing his throat* Actually, I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice

***

From SON OF THE RETURN OF THE FLY II

Donatello: Wait. The destruction of other people's property, for whatever reason, is wrong
Raphael: Are you kiddin? April's in danger.
Donatello: We'll take the sewer
Rapahel: Excuse me...since when did we become the Teenage Mutant Ninja Boy Ninnies?"

**all 4 turtles tied with some energy ropes to various parts of a bell tower clock***
Raphael: Donatello, can you get loose?
Donatello: No way, only the most highly skilled ninja master could get out of these ropes!
*Leonardo leaps down and slices through Donatello's ropes*
Donatello: Oh...hi Leonardo.


Ulisa

[Bjarni]

Classic. All of these.

The only one that comes to my mind is when April is interviewing the professor in the first episode and they are talking about the attacks on the city.

"These cuts could have only been made by a samurai sword"

It sounds so professional, but then we found out he made the assumption because he found a ninja star or something. And in the background is a guard whose tied up trying to get free. Simple. Subtle. Hilarious.

[cammy85]

Originally Posted by Bjarni

Classic. All of these.

The only one that comes to my mind is when April is interviewing the professor in the first episode and they are talking about the attacks on the city.

"These cuts could have only been made by a samurai sword"

It sounds so professional, but then we found out he made the assumption because he found a ninja star or something. And in the background is a guard whose tied up trying to get free. Simple. Subtle. Hilarious.

No, he meant that it had to be the work of Japanese ninjas because the piece of cut rope had the label Japan on it. And yeah, that poor guard. Untie him first!!!

[Bjarni]

Oh yeah, that's what it was. LOL!


Think it's time to rewatch season one.

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

From "Turtle Tracks," Donatello's line when they rescue April in the sewers:

"Chill out, homeboy!"

[TheCanadiandrome]

what about this:

Raph: "does the phrase 'go suck a lemon' have any meaning to you?"

Krang: "at least Turtles you will suffer the wrath of Krang!"
Michaelangelo: "wasn't this in a movie?"
Leonardo: "i don't believe i saw it"

[Avatar Yuffie]

God, the OT practically screams proto Abridged Series.

Michelangelo: April sure was mad...
Donatello: Well, we know women...
Raphael: No we don't. She's the first woman we ever met.

Shredder: Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam; humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off!
Krang: You don't have to explain it to me; I invented it, remember?
Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you... (points at audience) I was explaining it to them.

Baxter: I'm not telling!
Raphael: You'd better. Or else I'm gonna be... sarcastic. (waves his sai with an evil grin).


Seriously OT Raph's lines are classic.

[TheCanadiandrome]

Originally Posted by Avatar Yuffie

Seriously OT Raph's lines are classic.

this is true

[hudemx]

Originally Posted by Avatar Yuffie

Shredder: Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam; humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off!
Krang: You don't have to explain it to me; I invented it, remember?
Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you... (points at audience) I was explaining it to them.

From which episode is this quote?

[cryan]

From The Foot Soldiers are revolting.

Shedder and Krang are in an escape pod.The Pod is cramped.

Shedder:Why don't you jetison your android body.It would give us more room.

Krang:Why don't you jetison you head because it's the worthless thing in here.

I can't rmemeber what episode this quote was from:

April says something to Shedder

Shedder:Such atrotious dialog from such as pretty face.

[tone-master21]

Originally Posted by hudemx

From which episode is this quote?

It's from the episode "Super Bebop and Mighty Rocksteady".

[nwafreak]

S- Krang, come in krang. krang are you there.
K- Where else would I be? Out night clubbing? I'm ten miles beneath the surface of the earth!!

I can't remember exactly which episode that quote was from, however I do know its one of the early-ish ones.

I love anything that krang says! He is my old toon Idol!! I especially get a kick out of when he says "what in blazes...?!?!"

I would've SO loved to have done krangs voice. It would be just too much fun. I truly find myself with the urge to talk like him a lot hahah!

[shuriken]

Shredder speaking to B&R:If I told you cretons, your feeble brains would fail to comprehend it.