TMNT Quotes.

[Digital Ghost]

Hopefully this one hasn't been posted yet...

(From the original film, during their encounter with the Foot at April's place.)

Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!

[Voidoid]

"Aww, just what we needed....kill crazed foot soldier bikers!!"

[Redeemer]

TMNT 2. Cleaning April's Apartment

Mikey:"Hey guys! Check this. Wacks on, Wacks off, Wacks on, Wacks off, Wacks on!!!"

lol

[Powder]

Wax. You mean wax. Wacks is not right, knowattumsayin?

[TMNT_2010]

So I uploaded an extended video of the best TMNT quotes. I even found the quote that I mentioned in my opening post. Let me know what you guys think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPAEwMeCjC4

[Powder]

Originally Posted by TMNT_2010

So I uploaded an extended video of the best TMNT quotes. I even found the quote that I mentioned in my opening post. Let me know what you guys think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPAEwMeCjC4

"This video contains content from Lionsgate, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. Sorry about that."

[Lynn]

It says that on my computer too.

[Bjarni]

I can watch it just fine.

[Powder]

Originally Posted by Bjarni

I can watch it just fine.

It applies only to America because the footage is much more readily available on DVD here so they feel we need not have the ability to watch the stuff online. BS, I say!

[Ninja Turtles 25 Years]

What was your favorite quotes (doesn't have to be from a Turtle). I loved:

"It looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. Class is Pain 101; your instructor is Casey Jones." --Casey Jones (Movie I)

"Get back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" --Raphael (Movie I)

"There's Casey Jones: a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might almost be cute it if weren't for that pig-headedness." --April (Movie I)

"This is your family. I am your father!" --Shredder (Movie I)

"Didn't we see these guys on Wrestle Mania?" -Michelangelo (Movie II)

"Major League butt kickin's back in town! Yeah!" --Michelangelo (Movie I)

"I WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR!!!" --Leonardo (Return To New York Part 2)

"Goongala!" --Casey Jones (TMNT 2003)

"Hey broadzilla!" --Casey Jones (Movie I)

"Hey Raph, how was your brain transplant?" --Casey Jones (Movie III)
"What?" --Raphael (Movie III)
"Yep!" --Casey Jones
"Funny." --Raphael

"You rang, Krang? I always wanted to say that." --Rocksteady (1987)

"I have always liked... Cowabunga." Spinter (Movie I)
"Cowabunga!" Turtles (Movie I)
"I made a funny! Ha ha ha ha" Splinter

"You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green friend over there? Hm? Oh, who is the babe?" --Casey Jones
"Who the heck is that?" --Leonardo
"Wayne Gretsky on steroids." Michelangelo

And many more I can't think of off the top of my head at the moment.

[cryan]

From the Foot Soldier are revolting,

Shedder-(to a foot soldier)Have a seat.you are about to make robot history or the neuro-enhancer will make fried noodles out of your circuity.

From the same episode

Krang-your Foot Soldier robots have the IQ of a blow drier.

[Avatar Yuffie]

Son of the Return of the Fly

Raph: Baxter, there's no possible way Shredder is going to show up here!
*wall explodes, Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady enters*
Raph: So sue me.

*The Turtles are tied at the bell tower and are about to be crushed.*
Raph: Donatello, can you get lose?
Don: No way! Only a highly skilled ninja master can get out of these ropes!
*Leonardo jumps in and cuts the ropes*
Don: Hi, Leonardo!
Raph: Well what took you so long?

Don: Wait! The destruction of other people's property...
Raph: SHUT UP! *destroys computer*

[DonatelloDomeHead31]

Well, I had to bring in a few of the movie quotes:

[From the first one]

Raphael: What Russian novel embracing over 500 characters is set in the Napoleonic Wars?

Donatello: War and Peace

[From the 2nd movie]

Donatello: Disposed...Disposed...Disposed

[From the 3rd movie]

Donatello: Noranaga? *Hits bell with bo staff* Name rings a bell.

[NameGoesHere1066]

Raphael: What Russian novel embracing over 500 characters is set in the Napoleonic Wars?

Donatello: War and Peace

I don't remember this exchange.

[Bjarni]

Originally Posted by NameGoesHere1066

I don't remember this exchange.

It's in the first one when the Turtles are playing Trivial Pursuit(?). The scene was used again in Loaded Weapon when Emilio Estevez is in the sewers. Corey Feldman appears in the film both as the archive voice of Donatello but also as a trigger happy cop.

[NameGoesHere1066]

wow...it's been way too long since I've seen the first movie...I don't even remember the turtles playing trivial pursuit...or even Raph being socialbe enough to sit down and play a game with his brothers.

[ssjup81]

Originally Posted by Avatar Yuffie

Don: Wait! The destruction of other people's property...
Raph: SHUT UP! *destroys computer*

Oh man! I remember this. I think I know what ep I'm watching next. This was just hilarious! It's lines like these that always made Raph my fav for the OT.

[ssjup81]

I forgot to actually add quotes. So, anywho, here are some quotes I like right off...

This is from The Star Child...

Tommy Pickles (I mean Star Child): You tricked me! Everybody hates me!
Mikey: No little dude, honest!
Raph: (Raising his hand) Wh-whoa, wait, hold on. I-I hate him.

I loved how Raph just said it and didn't care, even though the kid is prone to destroying things when upset! At least I learned something from this ep. Leo and Mikey are good with kids (it's always been shown that Mikey was good with kids and animals, though)...Raph not so much, and to a lesser extent, I couldn't see Donny being good with kids either.
***
Turtles of the Jungle

Mikey: Hey dudes, that banana boat gives me an awesome idea!
Raph: Daylight come and you wan' go home.
***
The Big Rip Off

Mikey: Hey amigos, at least we stopped them from consummating whatever nefarious scheme they were attempting.
Raph: Eh, this was bound to happen ever since we hooked up to that educational TV station.
***
The Big Zipp Attack

Leo: Guys, do you hear something?
Raph: No, but as soon as I finish cleaning up this mess, Donatello's gonna hear plenty.
***
Donatello Makes Time

Raph: Hey, if Donatello thinks he can handle that weirdo nutcase by himself, it's okay with me.
Donny: Well it's not okay with me!! (Runs off heroically)
Mikey: Me neither dude.
Splinter gives Raph a look. Raph then gets kind of an, "Oh crap, I guess I have to go too" look... lol
***
April Gets in Dutch

Donny: They're really floundering around.
Leo: I'll bet they're not in that net for the hal of it (play on words for Halibut).
Donny: (Shocked) Leonardo, you made a joke!
Leo: Hey, you're right...now let's get 'em!
***
Cowabunga Shredhead

Pretty much any line that came out of Shredder's mouth when he thought he was Michelangelo.
***
Night of the Dark Turtle

Pretty much anything that came out of Donny's mouth as the Dark Turtle. It was so cheesy, it was funny. "Scuzzbombs" is my favorite of 'em.

Mikey: I think the cheese has finally slipped off of our amigo's pizza.

Leo: I'd say he's gone totally bats.
Mikey: Better not, dude, could be trademark infringement.

Leo: Donatello, have you lost your mind?
Donny: On the contrary, I'm saner than I ever was.
Raph: Well, you're staying here until it wears off!
***
Numerous eps

Raph: Banzai!!
Mikey: Cowabunga!!

Edit: Sorry for double posting. I didn't know you couldn't delete your own posts. I'll make sure not to double post in the future.

[Avatar Yuffie]

Oh yeah, I like the Starchild too.

Don: By putting this stuff to good use, I feel I'm making contribution to recycling.
Mike: You mean you're gonna use this junk to make more junk?
Raph: Why not just leave it as it is and eliminate the middle man?

Night of the Dark Turtle

Leo: Whatever it is, the problem's from the midtown area. Let's go!
Raph: No, wai-wai-wai-wait! You mean you're actually gonna trust this thing?
Leo: Why not?
Raph: Well the guy who invented it is currently swinging around the city in his underwear.