Favorite Quotes

Captain PunchYouHard · 08-21-2013, 08:23 AM

I hope this can be an ongoing thread throughout the seasons. I think the script in this series is amazing, and it's probably the main reason I watch other than turtles. We can't expect everyone to remember every line exactly, so don't flame anyone for paraphrasing!

"I take cash, credit, or teeth!" -The Pulverizer (Even though he's a ninny, that was awesome.)

Mike: "Look, I'm Leo!" *fake deep voice* "Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!"
Leo: "I sound nothing like that!"
Raph: "Yeah, you sound nothing like that. That's why we're laughing."

Don: "I just gave myself goosebumps! ...Hey, you wanna feel?"

Mike: "You'd think he'd turn into a snake."
Raph: "Yeah, you'd think that...if you were an idiot!"
Mike: "But his name is Snake!"
Raph: "So?"
Mike: "You don't understand science."

*BabyTurtles* · 08-21-2013, 02:27 PM

all time favorite quote

Donnie: does he have any nausea?
Mikey: nah, he doesn't have any--
Raph: *barfs*
Mikey: no....check that!.....ah- what the--!? I KNEW YOU ATE MY PIZZA! YOU LIAR!

*BubblyShell22* · 08-21-2013, 04:32 PM

Raph: Are you an idiot? Lemme rephrase that. You're an idiot!

Leo: *gives hand signals*
Raph: I don't know what that means.
Leo: Go around back.

Leo: We all have brains, Mikey.
Don: Not all of us.
Mikey: In our chests?
Leo: No, Mikey, not in our chests.

Raph: You know this show is stupid, right?
Leo: Space Heroes is a great show, and Captain Ryan is a great hero. Someday, I'm going to be just like him.
Raph: Well, you like talking to yourself so you're on your way.

Raph: Seen this show enough times there, Chief?

Raph: You've got to be the only one on this planet who likes this show.
Leo: No way. There are millions of Spaceniks out there.

Mikey: Can't we get tattoos? I want to get a tattoo of my face on my face. It'll be like I'm wearing a mask and the mask is me. I just blew your minds, right?
Don: You know they use needles for that.

Leo: Get out of here! (I just love the way this line is uttered.)

Leo: You are not to attack my brothers.
Karai: You know I can't do that.
Leo: Then understand this: You come after them, I come after you. Hear me?
Karai: Loud and clear.

Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who can actually see.
Karai: Let's see how you do against someone who's better than you.
Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who's--Let's just go!

There are definitely more, but that's all I can think of right now. I'll add to this thread later as I think up more.

*JTH* · 08-21-2013, 05:02 PM

"The first rule of a Ninja is do no harm. Unless, you intend to do harm, then do LOTS OF HARM!"

End!

*BubblyShell22* · 08-21-2013, 05:08 PM

Splinter: How many times have I told you not to skateboard in the Lair?
Mikey: None, Sensei.
Splinter: I shouldn't have to tell you!

Splinter: A daimyo of the sixteenth century once said, 'In times of peace, never forget the possibility of war. In times of war, never forget compassion.'
Raph: I'm guessing that guy lost a lot of wars.

Leo: There's a force field? Why didn't you tell me?
Don: Because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN"T KNOW!

Mikey: I think I'm gonna throw up. Or down. Or sideways. But one thing's for sure. I'm seriously gonna throw.

Kraang Prime: Kraang will not be stopped by pathetic mutants!
Mikey: Well, at least we're not stupid aliens!

Kraang Prime: By all Kraang, I am called Kraang, but you can call me Kraang.

Technogeek29 · 08-21-2013, 05:19 PM

Leo: Halt Krang!
Krang: The Halting of Krang is not a thing from the Turtles that Krang will be doing.

Leo: Wrong! The Halting of Krang is exactly wha- JUST HALT!
Donnie: What she we save first? The World, of the English language?

cryan · 08-21-2013, 05:48 PM

Leo: A force field? You said nothing about a force field?

Don: That's because I wanted our Mission to fail. Obviously I didn't know!!!!

*Shark_Blade* · 08-21-2013, 06:02 PM

Splinter: This is a difficult decision, I will meditate on this...it's Leonardo! *closes door*
Splinter: The first rule of being a Ninja is to do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Mikey: (to Rad Brad) There's my best buddy in the whole wide woorld!! (The way he said it was funny xD)

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who can actually see.*
Karai: Let's see how you do against someone who's better than you.*
Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who's--Let's just go!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Technogeek29

Leo: Halt Krang!
Krang: The Halting of Krang is not a thing from the Turtles that Krang will be doing.

Leo: Wrong! The Halting of Krang is exactly wha- JUST HALT!
Donnie: What she we save first? The World, of the English language?

I love awkward Leo!!

There's that one scene he made a joke about Kraang and time punch card to Splinter and April but nobody laughed and he was like "..umm heheh.. *Awkward glances* where were we?" *looks at the plan*

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryan

Leo: A force field? You said nothing about a force field?

Don: That's because I wanted our Mission to fail. Obviously I didn't know!!!!

Donnie's sarcastic smiling face was priceless.

Joshua33 · 08-21-2013, 06:53 PM

OSome of my favorite quotes from this show

Leonardo: Donnie, what would happen if I rupture the power core?
Donatello: The whole place would go up,,, with US in it!
Leonardo: Go!
Donatello: Woah Leo, you're not thinking what I think you're thinking! HE'S THINKING IT!

*Electric* · 08-21-2013, 07:53 PM

favorite one so far:

donnie "All hail me!"

dont know why i like it, and i missed it the first time watching it, but it was just perfect

Captain PunchYouHard · 08-21-2013, 11:35 PM

Raph: "We're out there risking our necks, and you're up here holding hands with the Foot!"

TheJ-manTurtleMan · 08-22-2013, 02:50 AM

Mikey: "The heart is a soft muscle... squish."

*BubblyShell22* · 08-22-2013, 07:37 AM

Leo: All right, Mighty Mutants, let's do this.
Raph: Mighty Mutants? What, Dancing Dorks wasn't already taken?

Mikey: Thank you, and thank you. *Raph stabs a Kraang-Droid* And thank you.
Raph: How many times have I told you no celebrating 'till the fight is over?
Mikey: And how many times have I told YOU I thought it WAS over?

Mikey: Ahh, we're not that kinda sub!

Captain PunchYouHard · 08-22-2013, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Mikey: Ahh, we're not that kinda sub!

That scene was classic.

Mike's face...lol

Ch'redder · 08-22-2013, 08:33 AM

"Kraang rules."

kelligrafie · 08-22-2013, 12:50 PM

In case you can't tell, I was watching Baxter's Gambit while doing this.

"I knew you ate my pizza, you LIAR!"

"Oh look, coins."

Dudes, Xever's a jerk."

"And I built a science fair volcano... but with actual molten lava! Burnt down the whole gynasium."

"Then we got ourselves a van!"

"He could be on his way to... church?"
"Wearing powered battle armour? What kind of church is that?"
A really AWESOME one."

"FREE KNIFE!"
"The note dummy."

"Hey we're not that kinda sub!"

"I love you."
"HE'S NOT FINE!"

"Well would you wanna look like Mikey?"
"I'M RIGHT HERE."

"It makes things go boom."
"Technically, it makes things go zweeeeschooo - pop."

"That's my favourite kind of copolymer!"

"Captain... Punch You Hard!"

"Hey, I'm Leo!" Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!"

"Blister Stockboy!"
"IT'S BAXTERRRR STOCKMAN! Your arch nemesis!"
"I could think of five nemesises that are way more archer than him."

"That's adorable... and sad, it's sadorable."

*BabyTurtles* · 08-22-2013, 01:08 PM

Spoiler:

lol all of this XD

*Whatswiththeheadbands?* · 08-22-2013, 02:42 PM

Master Splinter "If you are going to be effective as a team, you will need a leader"

Leo "Can i be the leader?"

Raph "Why should you be the leader, i kicked your butt i should be the leader"

Don "Hey I'm smarter than all of you put together it should be me"

Mikey "No way, it should be me"

*Other turtles stare blankly at Mikey*

Mikey "I don't really have a reason, i just think it would be neat"

Master Splinter "This is a difficult decision. I will meditate on this"

*shuts doors, comes back out 5 seconds later*

Master Splinter "It's Leonardo"

did i get the quote right? I'm terrible at remembering quotes

*BubblyShell22* · 08-22-2013, 03:42 PM

Yeah, you got it right mostly. And don't feel bad about messing up quotes. I do it all the time.

Raph: You understand me don't you, Spike? Chew on your leaf if you understand me.
Spike* chews on leaf*
Raph: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Splinter: I understand you too.
Raph: Geez, you gotta knock or something.
Splinter: Raphael, let me tell you a story.
Raph: Sensei, I don't think I'm in the mood for a story.
Splinter: Spike, chew on your leaf if you would like to hear a story.
Spike: *chews on leaf*
Splinter: Very well. When I was a young man, I was in love with a woman.
Raph: Oh, gee, look at the time.
Splinter: Sit!

Captain PunchYouHard · 08-22-2013, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelligrafie

"Captain... Punch You Hard!"

I seriously thought about choosing "Captain PunchYouHard" as my username when I joined the 'Drome.

08-21-2013, 08:23 AM	#1
Captain PunchYouHard Hench Mutant Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 334	Favorite Quotes I hope this can be an ongoing thread throughout the seasons. I think the script in this series is amazing, and it's probably the main reason I watch other than turtles. We can't expect everyone to remember every line exactly, so don't flame anyone for paraphrasing! "I take cash, credit, or teeth!" -The Pulverizer (Even though he's a ninny, that was awesome.) Mike: "Look, I'm Leo!" fake deep voice "Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!" Leo: "I sound nothing like that!" Raph: "Yeah, you sound nothing like that. That's why we're laughing." Don: "I just gave myself goosebumps! ...Hey, you wanna feel?" Mike: "You'd think he'd turn into a snake." Raph: "Yeah, you'd think that...if you were an idiot!" Mike: "But his name is Snake!" Raph: "So?" Mike: "You don't understand science." __________________ (GIF by Martinf)

08-21-2013, 02:27 PM	#2
BabyTurtles Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,177	all time favorite quote Donnie: does he have any nausea? Mikey: nah, he doesn't have any-- Raph: barfs Mikey: no....check that!.....ah- what the--!? I KNEW YOU ATE MY PIZZA! YOU LIAR! __________________

08-21-2013, 04:32 PM	#3
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Raph: Are you an idiot? Lemme rephrase that. You're an idiot! Leo: gives hand signals Raph: I don't know what that means. Leo: Go around back. Leo: We all have brains, Mikey. Don: Not all of us. Mikey: In our chests? Leo: No, Mikey, not in our chests. Raph: You know this show is stupid, right? Leo: Space Heroes is a great show, and Captain Ryan is a great hero. Someday, I'm going to be just like him. Raph: Well, you like talking to yourself so you're on your way. Raph: Seen this show enough times there, Chief? Raph: You've got to be the only one on this planet who likes this show. Leo: No way. There are millions of Spaceniks out there. Mikey: Can't we get tattoos? I want to get a tattoo of my face on my face. It'll be like I'm wearing a mask and the mask is me. I just blew your minds, right? Don: You know they use needles for that. Leo: Get out of here! (I just love the way this line is uttered.) Leo: You are not to attack my brothers. Karai: You know I can't do that. Leo: Then understand this: You come after them, I come after you. Hear me? Karai: Loud and clear. Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who can actually see. Karai: Let's see how you do against someone who's better than you. Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who's--Let's just go! There are definitely more, but that's all I can think of right now. I'll add to this thread later as I think up more. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

08-21-2013, 05:08 PM	#5
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Splinter: How many times have I told you not to skateboard in the Lair? Mikey: None, Sensei. Splinter: I shouldn't have to tell you! Splinter: A daimyo of the sixteenth century once said, 'In times of peace, never forget the possibility of war. In times of war, never forget compassion.' Raph: I'm guessing that guy lost a lot of wars. Leo: There's a force field? Why didn't you tell me? Don: Because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN"T KNOW! Mikey: I think I'm gonna throw up. Or down. Or sideways. But one thing's for sure. I'm seriously gonna throw. Kraang Prime: Kraang will not be stopped by pathetic mutants! Mikey: Well, at least we're not stupid aliens! Kraang Prime: By all Kraang, I am called Kraang, but you can call me Kraang. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

08-21-2013, 06:53 PM	#9
Joshua33 Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,452	OSome of my favorite quotes from this show Leonardo: Donnie, what would happen if I rupture the power core? Donatello: The whole place would go up,,, with US in it! Leonardo: Go! Donatello: Woah Leo, you're not thinking what I think you're thinking! HE'S THINKING IT! Last edited by Joshua33; 08-22-2013 at 06:41 AM.

08-21-2013, 05:02 PM	#4
JTH "ME" Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,660	"The first rule of a Ninja is do no harm. Unless, you intend to do harm, then do LOTS OF HARM!" End!

08-21-2013, 05:19 PM	#6
Technogeek29 Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Huntsville Posts: 1,486	Leo: Halt Krang! Krang: The Halting of Krang is not a thing from the Turtles that Krang will be doing. Leo: Wrong! The Halting of Krang is exactly wha- JUST HALT! Donnie: What she we save first? The World, of the English language?

08-21-2013, 05:48 PM	#7
cryan Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Athens,AL Posts: 743	Leo: A force field? You said nothing about a force field? Don: That's because I wanted our Mission to fail. Obviously I didn't know!!!!

08-21-2013, 07:53 PM	#10
Electric Epic Hiatus Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,484	favorite one so far: donnie "All hail me!" dont know why i like it, and i missed it the first time watching it, but it was just perfect __________________

08-21-2013, 11:35 PM	#11
Captain PunchYouHard Hench Mutant Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 334	Raph: "We're out there risking our necks, and you're up here holding hands with the Foot!" __________________ (GIF by Martinf)

08-22-2013, 02:50 AM	#12
TheJ-manTurtleMan Stone Warrior Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Southern California Posts: 646	Mikey: "The heart is a soft muscle... squish." __________________ Hey Man! It's The J-Man! "I love a little hot sauce on my pizza! I love a little hot sauce yes I dooo!"

08-22-2013, 07:37 AM	#13
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Leo: All right, Mighty Mutants, let's do this. Raph: Mighty Mutants? What, Dancing Dorks wasn't already taken? Mikey: Thank you, and thank you. Raph stabs a Kraang-Droid And thank you. Raph: How many times have I told you no celebrating 'till the fight is over? Mikey: And how many times have I told YOU I thought it WAS over? Mikey: Ahh, we're not that kinda sub! __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

08-22-2013, 08:33 AM	#15
Ch'redder Random Punk Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 45	"Kraang rules."

08-22-2013, 12:50 PM	#16
kelligrafie Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Huddersfield, UK Posts: 840	In case you can't tell, I was watching Baxter's Gambit while doing this. "I knew you ate my pizza, you LIAR!" "Oh look, coins." Dudes, Xever's a jerk." "And I built a science fair volcano... but with actual molten lava! Burnt down the whole gynasium." "Then we got ourselves a van!" "He could be on his way to... church?" "Wearing powered battle armour? What kind of church is that?" A really AWESOME one." "FREE KNIFE!" "The note dummy." "Hey we're not that kinda sub!" "I love you." "HE'S NOT FINE!" "Well would you wanna look like Mikey?" "I'M RIGHT HERE." "It makes things go boom." "Technically, it makes things go zweeeeschooo - pop." "That's my favourite kind of copolymer!" "Captain... Punch You Hard!" "Hey, I'm Leo!" Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!" "Blister Stockboy!" "IT'S BAXTERRRR STOCKMAN! Your arch nemesis!" "I could think of five nemesises that are way more archer than him." "That's adorable... and sad, it's sadorable." __________________ "You don't see (Shredder) calling Rahzar 'Chris'." victory_angel "When it's not what I'd like it to be, I still enjoy it." ElectricN Last edited by kelligrafie; 08-22-2013 at 01:03 PM.

08-22-2013, 02:42 PM	#18
Whatswiththeheadbands? The Weed of Crime Join Date: May 2013 Location: The Shadow's Sanctum Posts: 3,007	Master Splinter "If you are going to be effective as a team, you will need a leader" Leo "Can i be the leader?" Raph "Why should you be the leader, i kicked your butt i should be the leader" Don "Hey I'm smarter than all of you put together it should be me" Mikey "No way, it should be me" Other turtles stare blankly at Mikey Mikey "I don't really have a reason, i just think it would be neat" Master Splinter "This is a difficult decision. I will meditate on this" shuts doors, comes back out 5 seconds later Master Splinter "It's Leonardo" did i get the quote right? I'm terrible at remembering quotes __________________ Who knows what Evil lurks in the hearts of Men? The Shadow knows...

08-22-2013, 03:42 PM	#19
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Yeah, you got it right mostly. And don't feel bad about messing up quotes. I do it all the time. Raph: You understand me don't you, Spike? Chew on your leaf if you understand me. Spike* chews on leaf* Raph: Yeah, that's what I thought. Splinter: I understand you too. Raph: Geez, you gotta knock or something. Splinter: Raphael, let me tell you a story. Raph: Sensei, I don't think I'm in the mood for a story. Splinter: Spike, chew on your leaf if you would like to hear a story. Spike: chews on leaf Splinter: Very well. When I was a young man, I was in love with a woman. Raph: Oh, gee, look at the time. Splinter: Sit! __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.