Why _________? WHY!?

**Jester** · 01-03-2014, 12:35 AM

Do you have a favorite (or even just an actor you like for one role) who was in a real stinker of a TV show or movie? Tell us about is!

As a fan of Law & Order: SVU, I really like Christopher Meloni. Then I saw the National Lampoon flick Dirty Movie. Why Chris? WHY!?

turtletoons81 · 01-03-2014, 12:51 AM

oh it can't be that bad-oh my god...that was atrocious.....literally the worst f*cking movie i have ever witnessed yes even worse than plan 9 from outer space and that's saying alot....

*Krutch* · 01-03-2014, 11:58 PM

Cuba Gooding Jr's entire filmography after Jerry Maguire.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 01-04-2014, 02:00 AM

I like Bruce Campbell, but his movie "The Man With the Talking Brain" was just- bad. Seriously. I know he's "the King of B-Movies", but that wasn't even a B-movie, it was a C&D movie. (As in "cheap and dumb")

*ObiWanFan4life* · 01-04-2014, 06:53 AM

Pretty much EVERYONE who starred in Movie 43. Oh God, what an appalling movie that was. I honestly can't think of any other reason Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, and Richard Gere of all people would agree to sign up for that Movie, unless they were all desperate for cash.

Type 97 Chi-ha · 01-04-2014, 10:13 AM

The Gauntlet with Clint Eastwood. What an embarrassingly stupid movie!

*Krutch* · 01-04-2014, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

Pretty much EVERYONE who starred in Movie 43. Oh God, what an appalling movie that was. I honestly can't think of any other reason Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, and Richard Gere of all people would agree to sign up for that Movie, unless they were all desperate for cash.

Honestly, i loved that movie. And I went in going "I gotta laugh at how bad this is" but ended up laughing with the movie. It was certainly the lowest of lowbrow humour but if you're into that kinda thing, it was quite enjoyable.

BODYCOUNT · 01-04-2014, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Do you have a favorite (or even just an actor you like for one role) who was in a real stinker of a TV show or movie? Tell us about is!

As a fan of Law & Order: SVU, I really like Christopher Meloni. Then I saw the National Lampoon flick Dirty Movie. Why Chris? WHY!?

this was on the other day. i watched and wondered the same thing. Atrocious is the first word that comes to mind......And as far as movie 43 cast....illuminati........

to keep it 100 with yall.. it had T&A and i laughed at 60% of the jokes so thats cool... but the rest was SH!TTY

*MikeandRaph87* · 01-04-2014, 07:11 PM

I LOVE Don Knotts,a btilliant character actor. His first film was the worst thing he ever did , The Incredible Mr. Limpet. He inexplicably becomes a humanoid fish and eventually decided to pass his wife onto his best friend and went to the mating grounds with a fish he ran across he dubbed "lady fish". Such a poor ending for a potential film. It had Don Knotts and animation but oh what a stinker!

He gave his wife to his friend to do make man-fish with this instead of becoming human again...

Cudley The Cowlick · 01-04-2014, 07:36 PM

Been a huge Andy Kaufman fan since I was junior high and tracked everything of his down I could on VHS. I could not believe how terrible this movie was.

*ObiWanFan4life* · 01-05-2014, 09:03 AM

In a huge fan of Tom Kenny, but I honestly couldn't believe he agreed to star in Brickleberry, a poorly written, painfully unfunny family guy wannabe.

*shuriken* · 01-06-2014, 12:11 PM

Why Rip Torn and Shaq agreed to be in Tom Green's Freddy got fingered. It's one of the worst movies i'v ever seen.

*KROW* · 01-12-2014, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

I like Bruce Campbell, but his movie "The Man With the Talking Brain" was just- bad. Seriously. I know he's "the King of B-Movies", but that wasn't even a B-movie, it was a C&D movie. (As in "cheap and dumb")

It was supposed to be.

*Whatswiththeheadbands?* · 01-12-2014, 03:18 PM

Sylvester Stallone is one of my favorite actors, and has appeared in lots of Awesome movies, like Rocky, 'Escape to Victory' and 'Over the Top'

But then he has to be the Villain in Spy kids 3d.

Why Stallone, WHY?

01-03-2014, 12:35 AM	#1
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Why _________? WHY!? Do you have a favorite (or even just an actor you like for one role) who was in a real stinker of a TV show or movie? Tell us about is! As a fan of Law & Order: SVU, I really like Christopher Meloni. Then I saw the National Lampoon flick Dirty Movie. Why Chris? WHY!? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656 Last edited by Jester; 01-03-2014 at 12:46 AM.

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turtletoons81 Foot Soldier Join Date: May 2013 Location: in the wonderful land of awesomeness Posts: 206	oh it can't be that bad-oh my god...that was atrocious.....literally the worst f*cking movie i have ever witnessed yes even worse than plan 9 from outer space and that's saying alot.... __________________ COWABUNGA/BOOYAKASHA DUDES!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDCVP1Ls18A this music is awesome by the man himself jake "virt" kaufman

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MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	I like Bruce Campbell, but his movie "The Man With the Talking Brain" was just- bad. Seriously. I know he's "the King of B-Movies", but that wasn't even a B-movie, it was a C&D movie. (As in "cheap and dumb") __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

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ObiWanFan4life Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,724	Pretty much EVERYONE who starred in Movie 43. Oh God, what an appalling movie that was. I honestly can't think of any other reason Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, and Richard Gere of all people would agree to sign up for that Movie, unless they were all desperate for cash. __________________ "The force will be with you, always" - Obi-Wan Kenobi Last edited by ObiWanFan4life; 01-04-2014 at 06:58 AM.

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MikeandRaph87 Jedi Master Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: JLA Satellite Headquarters Posts: 11,189	I LOVE Don Knotts,a btilliant character actor. His first film was the worst thing he ever did , The Incredible Mr. Limpet. He inexplicably becomes a humanoid fish and eventually decided to pass his wife onto his best friend and went to the mating grounds with a fish he ran across he dubbed "lady fish". Such a poor ending for a potential film. It had Don Knotts and animation but oh what a stinker! He gave his wife to his friend to do make man-fish with this instead of becoming human again... __________________ Michelangelo: This looks like a job for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Raphael: Sheesh, Mikey this ain't a cartoon!

01-03-2014, 11:58 PM	#3
Krutch Like, stupid rich. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Rawkzone Posts: 2,808	Cuba Gooding Jr's entire filmography after Jerry Maguire.

01-04-2014, 10:13 AM	#6
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	The Gauntlet with Clint Eastwood. What an embarrassingly stupid movie!

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Cudley The Cowlick Random Punk Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: US Posts: 47	Been a huge Andy Kaufman fan since I was junior high and tracked everything of his down I could on VHS. I could not believe how terrible this movie was.

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ObiWanFan4life Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,724	In a huge fan of Tom Kenny, but I honestly couldn't believe he agreed to star in Brickleberry, a poorly written, painfully unfunny family guy wannabe. __________________ "The force will be with you, always" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

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shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	Why Rip Torn and Shaq agreed to be in Tom Green's Freddy got fingered. It's one of the worst movies i'v ever seen. __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

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Whatswiththeheadbands? The Weed of Crime Join Date: May 2013 Location: The Shadow's Sanctum Posts: 3,007	Sylvester Stallone is one of my favorite actors, and has appeared in lots of Awesome movies, like Rocky, 'Escape to Victory' and 'Over the Top' But then he has to be the Villain in Spy kids 3d. Why Stallone, WHY? __________________ Who knows what Evil lurks in the hearts of Men? The Shadow knows...