Worst Movie(s) you have seen?

Shred Head · 03-16-2014, 12:08 AM

Dead or Alive: When I heard this movie was being I thought wow now this is a good idea I mean how can you screw up big tits and ninjas. All you really needed to please the fan base was put some Japanese gravure models bouncing and kicking high and Ryu Hayabusa slashing a bunch of people into bloody bits. I saw it just expecting the bare minimum of effort and didn't even get that. Thank god I didn't pay money to see this thing.

Turbo a Power Rangers Movie: While the first one wasn't perfect it at least felt like a movie. This godawful thing was a bad long episode. It damn near killed the whole franchise. Zeo powers and zords were cooler then cars and the end of Zeo promised a return of Zedd and Rita instead some of the lamest villains ever created. Oh and lets not forget kid ranger. After that I never bought a toy and stopped watching the show cold turkey. If it wasn't for getting up and watching Digimon one day and stumbling upon an episode of in Space I never would have had any interest in the franchise again.

Godzilla 1998:Saw this abomination in theaters even skipped school to go see it. I had been watching Godzilla movies since I was in diapers in fact I think one of my first toys was a Godzilla toy. To say Godzilla was an influence in my life is an understatement. At the time the last movie I could even find was Godzilla 1985 none of the video stores or cable networks went past showing the rest of them so I was really excited to see a new Godzilla. Needless to say I don't have to tell anyone why the movie is terrible theirs about 800 reviews online telling why its awful so why waste time on that. But there was one scene that completely cemented my hatred and that was the lets make Baby Godzillas and ripoff Jurassic Park raptor scene. The fact that it got worse from there by having Godzilla get trapped on a bridge and a few jets kill him. King Kong was more badass. Now theirs a new coming one out and so far it looks amazing hopefully I can create a better memory going to see a Godzilla movie in theaters.

03-16-2014, 12:08 AM	#11
Shred Head Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 341	Dead or Alive: When I heard this movie was being I thought wow now this is a good idea I mean how can you screw up big tits and ninjas. All you really needed to please the fan base was put some Japanese gravure models bouncing and kicking high and Ryu Hayabusa slashing a bunch of people into bloody bits. I saw it just expecting the bare minimum of effort and didn't even get that. Thank god I didn't pay money to see this thing. Turbo a Power Rangers Movie: While the first one wasn't perfect it at least felt like a movie. This godawful thing was a bad long episode. It damn near killed the whole franchise. Zeo powers and zords were cooler then cars and the end of Zeo promised a return of Zedd and Rita instead some of the lamest villains ever created. Oh and lets not forget kid ranger. After that I never bought a toy and stopped watching the show cold turkey. If it wasn't for getting up and watching Digimon one day and stumbling upon an episode of in Space I never would have had any interest in the franchise again. Godzilla 1998:Saw this abomination in theaters even skipped school to go see it. I had been watching Godzilla movies since I was in diapers in fact I think one of my first toys was a Godzilla toy. To say Godzilla was an influence in my life is an understatement. At the time the last movie I could even find was Godzilla 1985 none of the video stores or cable networks went past showing the rest of them so I was really excited to see a new Godzilla. Needless to say I don't have to tell anyone why the movie is terrible theirs about 800 reviews online telling why its awful so why waste time on that. But there was one scene that completely cemented my hatred and that was the lets make Baby Godzillas and ripoff Jurassic Park raptor scene. The fact that it got worse from there by having Godzilla get trapped on a bridge and a few jets kill him. King Kong was more badass. Now theirs a new coming one out and so far it looks amazing hopefully I can create a better memory going to see a Godzilla movie in theaters. __________________ "Cold steel meets hot flesh! Thats why they call me Slash!"