If you found out the turtles themselves were real...

[Radical Raph]

For all we know, Cubed could be the Shredder.

[Gimme_Three]

Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I would try to raid their lair.

So your a foot soldier now?

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by Gimme_Three

So your a foot soldier now?

I think he named himself Packrat, so he may be going for the supervillain title. I picture Cubed in one of those 2k3 Shrednaughts stomping around in whichever incarnation of the lair he chooses to visit. Gotta say, Packrat is a nice sobriquet. If he gets his hands on 87 Don's timestopper, then he'd really go to town.

Almost forgot, if I were to visit the 87 universe, I'd try buying the Food Revivifier off Don because there's this three year old bowl of beans in the fridge my fiancé's sister never finished. Both of us are afraid to unwrap the several layers of foil it inhabits. I'd use it on the beans, then throw the beans away because neither of us like them very much. You could also seriously save money on groceries and turn those random folks who play ding dong ditch into kids/babies. What? Salt water reverses the process. It's cool.

[fridaynightdestination]

Originally Posted by blindturtle02

I think he named himself Packrat, so he may be going for the supervillain title. I picture Cubed in one of those 2k3 Shrednaughts stomping around in whichever incarnation of the lair he chooses to visit. Gotta say, Packrat is a nice sobriquet. If he gets his hands on 87 Don's timestopper, then he'd really go to town.

Almost forgot, if I were to visit the 87 universe, I'd try buying the Food Revivifier off Don because there's this three year old bowl of beans in the fridge my fiancé's sister never finished. Both of us are afraid to unwrap the several layers of foil it inhabits. I'd use it on the beans, then throw the beans away because neither of us like them very much. You could also seriously save money on groceries and turn those random folks who play ding dong ditch into kids/babies. What? Salt water reverses the process. It's cool.

[Discogod]

2 words - scientific research.

Capture them (have to be all 4, 'cause if you just grabbed one the others'd come after him, which would be a pain in the arse), dissect/experiment on them to find out how they came to be, and try and use their DNA(don't know how, I'm not a scientist. I'd probably pay a buch of boffins to do all this for me) to make a race of super-mutants with which I could try and take over the world.

[fridaynightdestination]

Originally Posted by Discogod

2 words - scientific research.

Capture them (have to be all 4, 'cause if you just grabbed one the others'd come after him, which would be a pain in the arse), dissect/experiment on them to find out how they came to be, and try and use their DNA(don't know how, I'm not a scientist. I'd probably pay a buch of boffins to do all this for me) to make a race of super-mutants with which I could try and take over the world.

[biggerontheinside]

If I ever met the turtles I would try befriend them, because they'd make awesome buddies. Would probably go for the 2012 turtles.

[Warhorse]

Well, if I found out they were real, I would probably go and see where they are, and just as I was about to knock on the door, so to speak, I'd probably chicken out and run.

If I was to meet them, I'd probably ignore them, thinking they want their space. Even though everything inside of me is screaming for me to run up to them and give them a big group hug. And maybe I would try and sneak Raph's sai away, as some sort of a keepsake.

[fridaynightdestination]

Okay, you know what would happen if any of us hardcore TMNT fans would try to meet the turtles?

Nick Show, Season 1 Episode 16, The Pulverizer, that's what would happen

[Raphtastic]

Ah! You totally could see into my brain! I was going to say that I would probably think it was the most amazing thing ever and try to play it off cool, but, in reality, I'd just be like the Pulverizer. Oh, the shame!!

[Refractive Reflections]

So... the general consensus is that most would either be annoying cloying fans or profit/exploit from them. No wonder those Turtles want to stay in the sewers.

LOL ...Just like celebrities avoiding us "normal" people.

[Metalwolf]

Finding out the Turtles were real? You betcha I'd try to go to New York and try to find them! Especially if it's the Nick Turtles. Unfortunately they'd be a bit hard to find being skilled ninjas and all, and odds are I'd just get quickly bored and frustrated with trying to find them, and I'd end up just trying to mutate myself instead. To be honest I'd be strongly set into turning another 'Rahzar,' since I quite like the way he looks and because I know how the process was done. I might not look exactly the same (since I'm female and likely would just be smaller and less spiney) but I'd be pretty darn close.

I know, I'm weird

[D Piddy 1982]

New favourite thread.

First I'd wait til the Turtles had gone out training, then I'd hook up with Splinter. We'd chill, exchange stories, he'd train me in the ways of the martial arts. All in the promise that I'd never reveal myself the Turtles. Once I'd proven my ninja-esque abilities...when I was ready...Splinter would unveil me as the 5th Turtle...

I'd also obviously tell them that living in a sewer is kinda stinky though

Then I'd tap up Hollywood and make a film using the REAL Turtles, so then no-one could complain about how they looked on screen

[This_is_my_username]

I am probably not hip enough to have mutant friends. Having the strength of a newborn kitten is not as impressive as I hope it is.

[thebrownranger]

I'd pretty much ask them to train me to free run across the rooftops of NYC at night, go on patrol, explore some of the more bigger sewer systems back home and kick it at the lair and have them introduce me to Master Splinter

[Jephael]

If you ever wanna know what I would do if the TMNT were real, just read my Jephaelverse stories.

[Gimme_Three]

I'd be the real life version of the pulverizer. except my bands will be blue.