Worst Movie(s) you have seen?

[electric_sheep]

It's imposible to name the worst movie because at what point does movie become so bad that it's no longer a movie?
So i'll just name my most hated Catwoman 2004, i despize every second of that movie...

[Kanon]

Dragonball Evolution......

It´s the first one that come to my mind and I can´t remember watching a movie that was worse than this.

[Hamato Yoshi]

Clones of Bruce Lee is pretty silly

[ObiWanFan4life]

Blues Brothers 2000 - The jokes are hit and miss (mostly miss), the writing is beyond lazy, and worst of all, it has no reason to exist other than to cash in on the success of the original.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

Birdemic 2 - Believe it or not, it's WORSE Than the original, in every possible way. It's as if the film markers were striving to make it just as bad as the first.

They made a Sequel?

[ObiWanFan4life]

Originally Posted by whatswiththeheadbands?

They made a Sequel?

Unfortunately, yes.

[Netkeeper]

Originally Posted by Kanon

Dragonball Evolution......

It´s the first one that come to my mind and I can´t remember watching a movie that was worse than this.

I couldn't even sit through the whole thing. My dad liked it for some insanely bizarre reason.

[Stugehen]

I got this movie for free at a DARE assembly when I was in elementary school. To this day it remains to be the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

[Netkeeper]

I recognise that movie. My dad used to have it. I never watched it, though. Good thing I didn't!

[BlueKatana]

The first movie I remember coming out of a just being disappointed was MIB 2.

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Hottie and the Nottie - Painfully unfunny and mean spirited. It's a movie I wouldn't recommend to even my worst enemy.

[pennydreadful]

Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

The Hottie and the Nottie - Painfully unfunny and mean spirited. It's a movie I wouldn't recommend to even my worst enemy.

I'd never heard of it - just Googled and good lord that sounds horrible!

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Originally Posted by ObiWanFan4life

The Hottie and the Nottie - Painfully unfunny and mean spirited. It's a movie I wouldn't recommend to even my worst enemy.

You've got quite a bit of company there.

[Metalwolf]

Mine is a tie between The Howling III and Alien: Resurrection.

The Howling 3 was about marsupial werewolves and A:R had that horrible Newborn in it. The Newborn was supposed to have a set of both male and female genitalia on the front of the suit, but thankfully they CGIed that out. To quote the French director: "That would have been too much, even for a Frenchman."

[pennydreadful]

Originally Posted by Metalwolf

Mine is a tie between The Howling III and Alien: Resurrection.

The Howling 3 was about marsupial werewolves and A:R had that horrible Newborn in it. The Newborn was supposed to have a set of both male and female genitalia on the front of the suit, but thankfully they CGIed that out. To quote the French director: "That would have been too much, even for a Frenchman."

Oh my god, no way! I love The Howling 3... I have the special edition with the director's commentary. What can I say, I love things that are bad. Besides, it's the only Australian werewolf movie ever - I've got a soft spot for it.

Alien Resurrection has not aged well though.

[Metalwolf]

Originally Posted by pennydreadful

Oh my god, no way! I love The Howling 3... I have the special edition with the director's commentary. What can I say, I love things that are bad. Besides, it's the only Australian werewolf movie ever - I've got a soft spot for it.

Alien Resurrection has not aged well though.

I think the penultimate part of that movie that finally catapulted it into pure badness for me was the scene where that lady was giving birth in the barn, I just could not get over the scene of her grunting, licking her land to wipe it on her furry stomach, then guiding this half-baked werewolf larva thing into her pouch. Once I saw that, the movie reached the point of no return. I did watch to the end, but that once scene is the major reason why I will not bother with that movie.

The only, and I mean only good part of that movie was the zombie werewolf thing that went after those guys. If they had just had that, made up something where there was a curse and that anybody who messed around with some sacred sites or whatnot, would have this thing coming after them like some undead Terminator. That would have made the movie for me, as I'm quite fond of obscure B-movie titles like Razorback, which is also set in Australia.

And yeah, A:R isn't showing it's age well. However i can stand funky CGI as long as the movie itself still holds up. What was that movie's sins was that they made this Ripley go from a tough person who was also very sweet and compassionate in the previous 3 movies, to this cold and aloof person who barely had any shred of the old Ripley, and basically served as a vehicle for Weaver to be this modern action woman. While that might have been from the Alien DNA, it just reinforced the feeling that while this this Ripley#8 clone might have had shared her DNA and some of her memories, the real Ripley was still centuries dead.

[pennydreadful]

Heh, it's all good - I agree that it's definitely a bizarre movie; I've actually never met another soul who liked it. And there's absolutely nothing I can say to make the birth scene in the barn sound in any way better or less gross than the way you just described it.

I prefer to just pretend that the entire Aliens series ended after the third film (don't even get me started on the mess that was Prometheus).

Meanwhile, I was trying to think of what one of my worst movies ever watched would have to be - a hard question as a lot of the time, when I don't like something, I give it a second chance a few months later with a different set of expectations and sometimes I do end up liking it... and sometimes I don't.

Based on that, one movie I loathed which I will never give a second viewing to: Moulin Rouge. A horrendous 127 minutes wherein perfectly decent songs where mangled and blasted back at Mach Q volumes, all while taking a (mostly) talented cast and lovely sets and somehow turning it into an overly hyperactive, sloppily sentimental, bombastic onslaught of the senses. Yeurgh. Never again!

[ObiWanFan4life]

Apollo 18 - A generic, poorly acted, terribly shot "horror movie" that tries and fails to be The Blair Witch Project...IN SPACE.

[snake]

Originally Posted by shuriken

"I'll buy you some shoes if you let me take pictures of you..."
It makes all of his victims look really gullible. But I dunno what I expected to be honest.

And The Dark Knight Rises isn't that bad. It just isn't as solid as the other 2 movies. As in too many laughable things in it (that aren't supposed to be funny) and plot holes. Best thing about that movie was the ridiculous Bane voice and Hathaway.

You're a big guy!

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Nut Job - The worst thing about this movie isn't the annoying/unlikable characters, Joyless Animation, or the Dated and Juvenile humor. The worst thing is the fact that this movie did well enough at the box office to get a sequel greenlit, which means we may see more of these lazy computer animated films in the future.