Raph's underwear... - Page 3

*pennydreadful* · 07-18-2014, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

If I have to put up with her ass on screen then that must be countered with Turtle ass. (Dear god what am I saying.)

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

You know, given the contours, or lack of, in the generally assume hip/shell-butt region, it'll be a wonder if his 'skirt' stays up the whole time. That Turtley figure is just inviting it to fall off at some point.

I demand Turtle glutes. *bangs fists on the table*

For serious though, whoever designed Raph's underwear needs to be beaten severely. How dare they not consult me. Everybody knows he'd be rockin' these babies:

My boy don't wear no banana-hammock. He ain't smugglin' no budgies! A Turtle on the go requires proper athletic support, and something that will properly display his... assets.

*IndigoErth* · 07-18-2014, 12:48 AM

We should just start writing and inquire about their underwear just to see what they say... LOL And then make demands if necessary.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-18-2014, 12:50 AM

Oh, lawd.

I'm not sure there even IS enough Jesus for the amount of Jesus you people need.

*pennydreadful* · 07-18-2014, 03:28 AM

There is no Jesus, there is only Zuul.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-18-2014, 03:37 AM

Well, the thing is... while scholars have actually more or less proven that Jesus did in fact exist, they're more reluctant to point out that when he "rose" on the third day, it was in the pre-chosen form of a giant Slor, in service as the herald of Gozer. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor THAT day, I can tell you.

The things with the bunny and the eggs was more colorful. And it didn't scare the f*ck out of the kids.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 07-19-2014, 03:07 PM

Why does Raph wearing a pair of briefs NOT surprise me??!!

And you guys have it all wrong, BTW- Mikey DOES wear undies- he wears (very colorful) boxers! C'mon, don't you guys remember TMNT III??!! He even had three extra pair for the others to wear when they switched places with the expected "priests" that they would be trading with when riding the scepter through time. Apparently, he likes his undies to be as wild and colorful as he is.... (My only question is WHY he had them in the first place, but I'm not complaining; he looked adorable in them!)

Donnieangelo · 07-19-2014, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Why does Raph wearing a pair of briefs NOT surprise me??!!

And you guys have it all wrong, BTW- Mikey DOES wear undies- he wears (very colorful) boxers! C'mon, don't you guys remember TMNT III??!! He even had three extra pair for the others to wear when they switched places with the expected "priests" that they would be trading with when riding the scepter through time. Apparently, he likes his undies to be as wild and colorful as he is.... (My only question is WHY he had them in the first place, but I'm not complaining; he looked adorable in them!)

And those "priests" were honour guards instead.

Heheheh.

*IndigoErth* · 07-19-2014, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Why does Raph wearing a pair of briefs NOT surprise me??!!

And you guys have it all wrong, BTW- Mikey DOES wear undies- he wears (very colorful) boxers! C'mon, don't you guys remember TMNT III??!! He even had three extra pair for the others to wear when they switched places with the expected "priests" that they would be trading with when riding the scepter through time. Apparently, he likes his undies to be as wild and colorful as he is.... (My only question is WHY he had them in the first place, but I'm not complaining; he looked adorable in them!)

LOL Very true, you are right. Guess the inner human in them just can't help but try to be human... lol At least Mikey thought ahead and was being considerate for the incoming people.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 07-19-2014, 04:04 PM

Makes me wonder why Splinter nixed the idea.... Wouldn't he want to consider the needs of whomever took their places.

*pennydreadful* · 07-19-2014, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Why does Raph wearing a pair of briefs NOT surprise me??!!

And you guys have it all wrong, BTW- Mikey DOES wear undies- he wears (very colorful) boxers! C'mon, don't you guys remember TMNT III??!! He even had three extra pair for the others to wear when they switched places with the expected "priests" that they would be trading with when riding the scepter through time. Apparently, he likes his undies to be as wild and colorful as he is.... (My only question is WHY he had them in the first place, but I'm not complaining; he looked adorable in them!)

I always thought those were board shorts!

Now here's what I want to know... where'd they get the underoos from? Is this custom, home-made Turtle knicker that we're talking here, or have they (blech) scavenged it?

Whence came the Turtle panties? Enquiring minds want to know.

DarthEmpress · 07-19-2014, 06:49 PM

I wondered why the turtles were wearing clothes...then I saw Raph's undies and now I know

I can't even fathom what Mikey is hiding underneath those pants.

*IndigoErth* · 07-19-2014, 07:13 PM

o.O Oh my...

With those skin tight pants, if it wasn't for the hoodie sleeves...we might end up knowing.

Ok, time for the mind bleach.

*Ninjinister* · 07-19-2014, 07:16 PM

Way too many people think about turtle dong than is healthy.

~~AquaParade~~ · 07-19-2014, 07:28 PM

I wouldn't mind at all if the turtles were to grow human penises. Their uselessness would only make them feel more estranged.

teslagirl · 07-19-2014, 07:49 PM

*whispers noooo and closes out of thread*

*IndigoErth* · 07-19-2014, 07:53 PM

*yells nooo... then peeks again just to see what other amusing weirdness has turned up*

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 07-19-2014, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pennydreadful

I always thought those were board shorts!

Now here's what I want to know... where'd they get the underoos from? Is this custom, home-made Turtle knicker that we're talking here, or have they (blech) scavenged it?

Whence came the Turtle panties? Enquiring minds want to know.

Were you talking about the new movie, or TMNT III? In III, it looked like they were store-bought, and fairly new. Not sure about Raph's undies in the new movie....

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

o.O Oh my...

With those skin tight pants, if it wasn't for the hoodie sleeves...we might end up knowing.

Ok, time for the mind bleach.

Aww, c'mon- you KNOW you're curious! And I suddenly had a really dirty mental image of him doing a strip-tease..... Yeah, my mind went there.

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Originally Posted by Ninjinister

Way too many people think about turtle dong than is healthy.

You've obviously never seen some of the TMNT pics on Deviant Art.....

Gin Rummy · 07-19-2014, 08:12 PM

The underwear raise far too many questions. It's really strange when the TMNT are less sexualized when they are completly naked.

Why would they wear clothes if they didn't have something to cover up? Ugh! This is messed up.

*IndigoErth* · 07-19-2014, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Aww, c'mon- you KNOW you're curious! And I suddenly had a really dirty mental image of him doing a strip-tease..... Yeah, my mind went there.

Oh geeze, thanks for the mental image.

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Originally Posted by Ninjinister

Way too many people think about turtle dong than is healthy.

But to read it or reply one has to have thought it... it's inescapable!

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Originally Posted by Gin Rummy

The underwear raise far too many questions. It's really strange when the TMNT are less sexualized when they are completly naked.

Really good point. I guess without... ok, you're just some non-human turtle person who can get away with no clothing. Put it on...and I guess now you're human enough we're going to have human-like thoughts about you. o.O lol

*dunks head in bleach*

Xiewin · 07-19-2014, 08:30 PM

This topic really disturbs me...

07-18-2014, 03:28 AM	#44
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07-19-2014, 03:07 PM	#46
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Why does Raph wearing a pair of briefs NOT surprise me??!! And you guys have it all wrong, BTW- Mikey DOES wear undies- he wears (very colorful) boxers! C'mon, don't you guys remember TMNT III??!! He even had three extra pair for the others to wear when they switched places with the expected "priests" that they would be trading with when riding the scepter through time. Apparently, he likes his undies to be as wild and colorful as he is.... (My only question is WHY he had them in the first place, but I'm not complaining; he looked adorable in them!) __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

07-19-2014, 04:04 PM	#49
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Makes me wonder why Splinter nixed the idea.... Wouldn't he want to consider the needs of whomever took their places. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

07-19-2014, 07:16 PM	#53
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	Way too many people think about turtle dong than is healthy. __________________

07-19-2014, 08:12 PM	#58
Gin Rummy Stone Warrior Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 648	The underwear raise far too many questions. It's really strange when the TMNT are less sexualized when they are completly naked. Why would they wear clothes if they didn't have something to cover up? Ugh! This is messed up. __________________ Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

07-18-2014, 12:48 AM	#42
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,293	We should just start writing and inquire about their underwear just to see what they say... LOL And then make demands if necessary.

07-18-2014, 12:50 AM	#43
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Oh, lawd. I'm not sure there even IS enough Jesus for the amount of Jesus you people need.

07-18-2014, 03:37 AM	#45
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Well, the thing is... while scholars have actually more or less proven that Jesus did in fact exist, they're more reluctant to point out that when he "rose" on the third day, it was in the pre-chosen form of a giant Slor, in service as the herald of Gozer. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor THAT day, I can tell you. The things with the bunny and the eggs was more colorful. And it didn't scare the f*ck out of the kids.

07-19-2014, 06:49 PM	#51
DarthEmpress Thug Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Florida Posts: 69	I wondered why the turtles were wearing clothes...then I saw Raph's undies and now I know I can't even fathom what Mikey is hiding underneath those pants.

07-19-2014, 07:13 PM	#52
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,293	o.O Oh my... With those skin tight pants, if it wasn't for the hoodie sleeves...we might end up knowing. Ok, time for the mind bleach.

07-19-2014, 07:28 PM	#54
~~AquaParade~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 8,450	I wouldn't mind at all if the turtles were to grow human penises. Their uselessness would only make them feel more estranged.

07-19-2014, 07:49 PM	#55
teslagirl Thug Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 62	whispers noooo* and closes out of thread*

07-19-2014, 07:53 PM	#56
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,293	yells nooo... then peeks again just to see what other amusing weirdness has turned up

07-19-2014, 08:30 PM	#60
Xiewin Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 900	This topic really disturbs me...