Let's Write the Sequel to TMNT(2014)

*Powder* · 08-13-2014, 10:55 PM

...A mirror, revealing just how ugly he truly is. Frozen, in fear & disgust, he is once again caught off guard by the foot, but this time, he can't break away. They kill him, then hunt down his brothers, & kill them too.

Cut away to a black screen.

*boom*

We fade into a shot of a silhouetted figure, standing before the wreck of a jumbo jet that had burst into flames. It was Michael Bay.

*close-up*

"You were right. I'm sorry. If you head back to the ticket counter you will be given a voucher to see the next TMNT film, for free, a reboot directed by Guillermo del Toro, produced by Steve Barron, with practical FX by The Henson Company. Due 2016."

Suddenly, a monstrous beast enveloped in shadow storms the set. A clawed arm fights it's way through the directors rib cage, pulling his heart out & slamming his lifeless body onto the pavement.

"That was for giving the turtles nostrils"

The next morning, his body was found by the NYPD, laid to rest in a TMNT sleeping bag from 1988, with only a blood-drenched note pinned by the zipper.

"Cybercubed rulez"

08-13-2014, 10:55 PM	#2
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,953	...A mirror, revealing just how ugly he truly is. Frozen, in fear & disgust, he is once again caught off guard by the foot, but this time, he can't break away. They kill him, then hunt down his brothers, & kill them too. Cut away to a black screen. boom We fade into a shot of a silhouetted figure, standing before the wreck of a jumbo jet that had burst into flames. It was Michael Bay. close-up "You were right. I'm sorry. If you head back to the ticket counter you will be given a voucher to see the next TMNT film, for free, a reboot directed by Guillermo del Toro, produced by Steve Barron, with practical FX by The Henson Company. Due 2016." Suddenly, a monstrous beast enveloped in shadow storms the set. A clawed arm fights it's way through the directors rib cage, pulling his heart out & slamming his lifeless body onto the pavement. "That was for giving the turtles nostrils" The next morning, his body was found by the NYPD, laid to rest in a TMNT sleeping bag from 1988, with only a blood-drenched note pinned by the zipper. "Cybercubed rulez"