Corrupt a Wish - Page 5

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-18-2014, 12:02 PM

Granted, but it shuts down forever, so now you have to use a new browser and e-mail.

I wish my hubby would be healthy and whole again.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-18-2014, 05:20 PM

Granted but now you're the one suffering the health problems leaving you with no job and permanently stuck at home. (Sorry, Duckie.)

I wish we didn't have a Winter Storm Watch until Friday.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-19-2014, 08:06 PM

Granted- but it lasts for the rest of the year! (Paybacks. Paybacks....)

I wish my dad wouldn't be there for family Thanksgiving/birthday dinner this weekend.

*blindturtle02* · 11-19-2014, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Granted- but it lasts for the rest of the year! (Paybacks. Paybacks....)

I wish my dad wouldn't be there for family Thanksgiving/birthday dinner this weekend.

Aw, do I really have to corrupt this one? Granted, but Mutagen Man shows up, and his acid hands mess up the food. I wish someone else could do my grocery shopping. It's no fun.

*DarkFell* · 11-19-2014, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by blindturtle02

Aw, do I really have to corrupt this one? Granted, but Mutagen Man shows up, and his acid hands mess up the food. I wish someone else could do my grocery shopping. It's no fun.

Bebop and Rocksteady go out and shoot up a grocery store but at least they bring your groceries -or what they were after anyway- along with several cop cars following following in pursuit. So you get to deal with the cops on your lawn and possible lack of worthwhile goceries. Shredder tries to cook and sets your kitchen on fire because that guy just eats raw sushi and rarely cooks anything. Hope you like raw seafood sushi buddy because it's the only thing that didn't burn and Shred's eating all of it in front of you. Krang makes a godawful mess on your table and grosses out your family and whoever else you invited over. Have fun.

I wish to pass my Math class. Can't wait to see the creative whoop a** you guys pull on me.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-19-2014, 10:21 PM

Granted, but your tutor is Donatello, and between his convoluted explanations, his constant attempts to correct you on various subjects, and his annoying obsessing over whether April likes him, you learn absolutely nothing, and just skate through by the skin of your teeth- and end up failing everything else due to falling asleep during his long, boring lectures on science, history, and grammar. Oh, and you volunteer to help him in the lab, only to get mutagen splashed on you, and can no longer go to school because you turn into a mutant hamster!

I wish my household chores would all do themselves. I hate house cleaning!!

~~Davetello~~ · 11-20-2014, 04:21 AM

Granted. But seeing as your housework has to do itself, all of your appliances come to life and attack you. 1987 "The Mean Machines" episode style.

I wish I was a professional soccer player.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-20-2014, 09:28 AM

Granted, but unfortunately no one sees potential in you causing you to not play at all for the whole season.

I wish the weather would make up its mind on what it wants to do.

*blindturtle02* · 11-20-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Granted, but unfortunately no one sees potential in you causing you to not play at all for the whole season.

I wish the weather would make up its mind on what it wants to do.

Granted, but it decides to stay cold! Seriously, that seems to be what it has decided to do here. This has to be the coldest November since I moved to TX.

Since I've apparently got Shredder, Krang, and the henchmutants crashing at my place, I wish the crew of the Ghost from Star Wars Rebels would drop in to help keep the peace. You can only wish for one thing at a time, right? Because I was also wanting chocolate chip cookies.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-20-2014, 05:32 PM

Granted, but Shredder and his henchmutants pretty much kill them off leaving you to deal with the villains on your own.

I wish I could live in Florida.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-20-2014, 11:45 PM

Granted- but you live in the middle of the Everglades, and OT Leatherhead is now your next-door neighbor. And the Punk Frogs live on the other side of you, so now your home is ground zero for all their fights(over BT's cookies....)! And it's hurricane season....

I wish my cat could talk.

*Lethal Lullaby* · 11-20-2014, 11:48 PM

Granted, but your cat becomes orange, fat, and demands you call her (sorry MsMarvelDuckie

) Garfield.

I wish wood didn't give us splinters.

17thCenturySorcerer · 11-20-2014, 11:51 PM

Okay. Granted Metal will give you splinters instead and wood will always be smooth.

I wish I could talk fluent Korean

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-21-2014, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Lethal Lullaby

Granted, but your cat becomes orange, fat, and demands you call him Garfield.

I wish wood didn't give us splinters.

(Um, it's a girl kitty....)

17thCS: Granted, but now it's the only language you know. And you have to move to Spain, so no one understands you!

I wish I could have a piece of cheesecake right now. I'm craving one....

*Lethal Lullaby* · 11-21-2014, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

(Um, it's a girl kitty....)

17thCS: Granted, but now it's the only language you know. And you have to move to Spain, so no one understands you!

I wish I could have a piece of cheesecake right now. I'm craving one....

(Oops. Editted it)

Granted, but there's a live scorpion inside it.

Edit: Lol. How could I have forgotten. Thanks Jephael.
Um I wish I could be in an anime.

*Jephael* · 11-21-2014, 08:03 PM

Yo Lethal Lullaby, you forgot to make a wish.

*Lethal Lullaby* · 11-21-2014, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jephael

Yo Lethal Lullaby, you forgot to make a wish.

(yeah. I fixed it.

)

*Jephael* · 11-21-2014, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lethal Lullaby

How could I have forgotten. Thanks Jephael.
Um I wish I could be in an anime.

Granted, but your character is completely naked for a majority of the series.

I wish I was Bart Simpson for a day.

*DarkFell* · 11-21-2014, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jephael

Granted, but your character is completely naked for a majority of the series.

I wish I was Bart Simpson for a day.

Done but now old bartender Moe has finally found out who has been prank calling him all of these years and he has quite the nasty temper as usual.

I wish to be rich. I'm strapped on Christmas cash.

*Jephael* · 11-21-2014, 09:02 PM

You are now a bowl full of rich chocolate icing about to be spread all over a red velvet cake, which will then be consumed by that fat naked dude the Friends gang used to spy on.

I wish I was a Kryptonian living among humans.

11-18-2014, 12:02 PM	#81
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but it shuts down forever, so now you have to use a new browser and e-mail. I wish my hubby would be healthy and whole again. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-18-2014, 05:20 PM	#82
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted but now you're the one suffering the health problems leaving you with no job and permanently stuck at home. (Sorry, Duckie.) I wish we didn't have a Winter Storm Watch until Friday. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-19-2014, 08:06 PM	#83
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted- but it lasts for the rest of the year! (Paybacks. Paybacks....) I wish my dad wouldn't be there for family Thanksgiving/birthday dinner this weekend. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-19-2014, 10:21 PM	#86
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but your tutor is Donatello, and between his convoluted explanations, his constant attempts to correct you on various subjects, and his annoying obsessing over whether April likes him, you learn absolutely nothing, and just skate through by the skin of your teeth- and end up failing everything else due to falling asleep during his long, boring lectures on science, history, and grammar. Oh, and you volunteer to help him in the lab, only to get mutagen splashed on you, and can no longer go to school because you turn into a mutant hamster! I wish my household chores would all do themselves. I hate house cleaning!! __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-20-2014, 09:28 AM	#88
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but unfortunately no one sees potential in you causing you to not play at all for the whole season. I wish the weather would make up its mind on what it wants to do. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-20-2014, 04:21 AM	#87
~~Davetello~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Greater Glasgow, Scotland, The Ununited Kingdom Posts: 1,712	Granted. But seeing as your housework has to do itself, all of your appliances come to life and attack you. 1987 "The Mean Machines" episode style. I wish I was a professional soccer player.

11-20-2014, 05:32 PM	#90
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but Shredder and his henchmutants pretty much kill them off leaving you to deal with the villains on your own. I wish I could live in Florida. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-20-2014, 11:45 PM	#91
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted- but you live in the middle of the Everglades, and OT Leatherhead is now your next-door neighbor. And the Punk Frogs live on the other side of you, so now your home is ground zero for all their fights(over BT's cookies....)! And it's hurricane season.... I wish my cat could talk. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-20-2014, 11:48 PM	#92
Lethal Lullaby Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,816	Granted, but your cat becomes orange, fat, and demands you call her (sorry MsMarvelDuckie ) Garfield. I wish wood didn't give us splinters. Last edited by Lethal Lullaby; 11-21-2014 at 12:04 AM.

11-20-2014, 11:51 PM	#93
17thCenturySorcerer Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 127	Okay. Granted Metal will give you splinters instead and wood will always be smooth. I wish I could talk fluent Korean __________________

11-21-2014, 08:03 PM	#96
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Yo Lethal Lullaby, you forgot to make a wish. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-21-2014, 09:02 PM	#100
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	You are now a bowl full of rich chocolate icing about to be spread all over a red velvet cake, which will then be consumed by that fat naked dude the Friends gang used to spy on. I wish I was a Kryptonian living among humans. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988