Corrupt a Wish - Page 6

*shuriken* · 11-22-2014, 10:43 AM

Granted. But it turns out real life Kryptonians can't breathe oxygen so you die in a matter of minutes.
I wish I had a functioning car.

*Jephael* · 11-22-2014, 11:18 AM

Granted, but it's one of those Flintstones cars that runs on your own leg work.

I wish I could just open my stomach like a fridge and dump out all the fat in my body.

17thCenturySorcerer · 11-22-2014, 12:06 PM

Granted, but now it's the only food you can eat.

I wish I could telepathically slap people.

*DarkFell* · 11-22-2014, 01:57 PM

Done. But you wind up telepathically slapping yourself instead because your own brain gets confused and sees you as the enemy instead of seeing your enemies as the enemies.

I wish for a trans-dimensional portal generator.

*blindturtle02* · 11-22-2014, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkFell

Done. But you wind up telepathically slapping yourself instead because your own brain gets confused and sees you as the enemy instead of seeing your enemies as the enemies.

I wish for a trans-dimensional portal generator.

Granted, but guess who comes to visit you from Dimension Z? Mr. Og! I wish there was a way for me to play Simpsons Tapped Out.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-22-2014, 03:54 PM

Granted, but the app stops working leaving you with no way to play it.

I wish it wasn't raining.

Caffeinated_Rave · 11-23-2014, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Granted, but the app stops working leaving you with no way to play it.

I wish it wasn't raining.

Granted, enjoy your never-ending hail.

I wish I could shapeshift.

*Jephael* · 11-23-2014, 09:17 AM

Granted, but it hurts like hell whenever you change back to your true form.

I wish my giant Bebop and Rocksteady figures were animatronic.

17thCenturySorcerer · 11-23-2014, 09:39 AM

Granted. Although your butt might be sore.... from now on.

I wish the human population wasn't so big.

~~Davetello~~ · 11-23-2014, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 17thCenturySorcerer

Granted. Although your butt might be sore.... from now on.

I wish the human population wasn't so big.

Granted. However, the reduction of the human population is carried out through a zombie outbreak. You yourself are infected and spend years mindlessly roaming until someone stabs you in the brain.

I wish it was summer all year round.

*Jephael* · 11-23-2014, 11:34 AM

Earth and Mercury switch places, causing our entire eco-system to break down. The world is in chaos... CHAOS, I TELL YOU!!!

I wish I didn't sweat so much when riding bike.

~~Davetello~~ · 11-23-2014, 11:39 AM

Granted, but you struggle to adjust to not sweating profusely and you end up crashing your bike and breaking your leg.

I wish I was an expert at video games.

*Jephael* · 11-23-2014, 11:43 AM

All video games are now about mundane day to day activities like brushing your teeth and vacuuming the rug.

I wish I was good at frying eggs.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-23-2014, 03:50 PM

Granted, but being good at that causes you to fail at making other foods, so you end up eating eggs until you die.

I really wish I wasn't so tired right now.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-24-2014, 12:25 AM

Granted, but now you're super-hyper and can't sleep- forever!

I wish Deadpool was my best friend.

*Lethal Lullaby* · 11-24-2014, 12:54 PM

Granted. However. You must do and say as he tells you for the rest of your life. NO matter what.

I wish I cared more.

*Jephael* · 11-24-2014, 01:40 PM

You care so much now that you get emotional and sob over anything.

I wish I could have caviar for dinner.

*DarkFell* · 11-24-2014, 01:52 PM

You get your fish roe. However FishFace shows up at your front door and has a bone to pick with you.

I wish I could repair my house.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-24-2014, 01:55 PM

Granted, but it turns out they belong to Fishface- and now he's come looking for them, and finds you eating his kids. He's NOT happy....

I wish my hubby's new phone was already activated. (Darn it, I gotta wait til my next check to get a card for it, 'cause- electric bill....)

*BubblyShell22* · 11-24-2014, 03:40 PM

Granted, but it comes alive and now sends the other appliances into a revolt against you and your hubby. Have fun!

I wish it would stop snowing.

11-22-2014, 10:43 AM	#101
shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	Granted. But it turns out real life Kryptonians can't breathe oxygen so you die in a matter of minutes. I wish I had a functioning car. __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

11-22-2014, 11:18 AM	#102
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Granted, but it's one of those Flintstones cars that runs on your own leg work. I wish I could just open my stomach like a fridge and dump out all the fat in my body. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-22-2014, 12:06 PM	#103
17thCenturySorcerer Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 127	Granted, but now it's the only food you can eat. I wish I could telepathically slap people. __________________

11-22-2014, 03:54 PM	#106
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but the app stops working leaving you with no way to play it. I wish it wasn't raining. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-23-2014, 09:17 AM	#108
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Granted, but it hurts like hell whenever you change back to your true form. I wish my giant Bebop and Rocksteady figures were animatronic. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-23-2014, 09:39 AM	#109
17thCenturySorcerer Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 127	Granted. Although your butt might be sore.... from now on. I wish the human population wasn't so big. __________________

11-23-2014, 11:34 AM	#111
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Earth and Mercury switch places, causing our entire eco-system to break down. The world is in chaos... CHAOS, I TELL YOU!!! I wish I didn't sweat so much when riding bike. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-23-2014, 11:39 AM	#112
~~Davetello~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Greater Glasgow, Scotland, The Ununited Kingdom Posts: 1,712	Granted, but you struggle to adjust to not sweating profusely and you end up crashing your bike and breaking your leg. I wish I was an expert at video games.

11-23-2014, 11:43 AM	#113
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	All video games are now about mundane day to day activities like brushing your teeth and vacuuming the rug. I wish I was good at frying eggs. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-23-2014, 03:50 PM	#114
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but being good at that causes you to fail at making other foods, so you end up eating eggs until you die. I really wish I wasn't so tired right now. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-24-2014, 12:25 AM	#115
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but now you're super-hyper and can't sleep- forever! I wish Deadpool was my best friend. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-24-2014, 12:54 PM	#116
Lethal Lullaby Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,816	Granted. However. You must do and say as he tells you for the rest of your life. NO matter what. I wish I cared more.

11-24-2014, 01:40 PM	#117
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	You care so much now that you get emotional and sob over anything. I wish I could have caviar for dinner. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-24-2014, 01:55 PM	#119
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but it turns out they belong to Fishface- and now he's come looking for them, and finds you eating his kids. He's NOT happy.... I wish my hubby's new phone was already activated. (Darn it, I gotta wait til my next check to get a card for it, 'cause- electric bill....) __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-24-2014, 03:40 PM	#120
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but it comes alive and now sends the other appliances into a revolt against you and your hubby. Have fun! I wish it would stop snowing. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.