Corrupt a Wish

[Davetello]

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Granted, but it comes alive and now sends the other appliances into a revolt against you and your hubby. Have fun!

I wish it would stop snowing.

Granted, but it will never snow again so you can never ever build a snowman ever again.

I wish I was taller.

[Aaronardo]

Granted, however, you're so high up, nobody can hear you.

I wish I was famous.

[Davetello]

Granted. But you end up being followed by the paparazzi every time you leave your house.

I wish I could wave a magic wand to tidy my house when I can't be bothered doing it myself.

[Aaronardo]

Granted, but said magic wand ends up getting so smart, it conquers the world.

I wish I could stretch my arms out so that they can grab anything from a far distance.

[DarkFell]

Originally Posted by That Collector Guy

Granted, but said magic wand ends up getting so smart, it conquers the world.

I wish I could stretch my arms out so that they can grab anything from a far distance.

Done. Now your arms cannot revert to their original length. Dressing yourself will be a challenge. Doing mundane house chores is also gonna suck.

Still waiting for my DIY house repair wish to be corrupted here...

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by DarkFell

Done. Now your arms cannot revert to their original length. Dressing yourself will be a challenge. Doing mundane house chores is also gonna suck.

Still waiting for my DIY house repair wish to be corrupted here...

Granted, only Ernie, the Genie in charge of granting your wish, was half asleep at the time. So he thought DIY stood for Doom/Iceman/Yoshi. So you've got an evil Latverian dictator, a mutant with ice powers, and everybody's favorite dinosaur just itching to help around the house. Looks like every single incarnation of Hamato Yoshi that ever existed showed up as well. Look at all those ninjas and doombots! Hey btw DarkFell I think Wheelie is malfunctioning now. Instead of rhyming in every sentence, he's begun to spew forth dirty limericks. You know how to fix him? The henchmutants you unleashed on my place think it's funny, but it made Shredder blush. Oh and one of my cats has cornered Krang in the bathtub and apparently made him cry. And it's not even Turkey Day yet! Oh, and Palpatine showed up and is accusing people of stealing from him since I live in the Star Wars galaxy now. Vader and Shredder are also arguing over who has the coolest helmet. So how's everybody else doing? One of you got stretchy arms, one looks like Nightcrawler, etc. Isn't someone also a bowl of ice cream?

I wish I had a shopping mall in my living room.

[DarkFell]

Originally Posted by blindturtle02

Granted, only Ernie, the Genie in charge of granting your wish, was half asleep at the time. So he thought DIY stood for Doom/Iceman/Yoshi. So you've got an evil Latverian dictator, a mutant with ice powers, and everybody's favorite dinosaur just itching to help around the house. Looks like every single incarnation of Hamato Yoshi that ever existed showed up as well. Look at all those ninjas and doombots! Hey btw DarkFell I think Wheelie is malfunctioning now. Instead of rhyming in every sentence, he's begun to spew forth dirty limericks. You know how to fix him? The henchmutants you unleashed on my place think it's funny, but it made Shredder blush. Oh and one of my cats has cornered Krang in the bathtub and apparently made him cry. And it's not even Turkey Day yet! Oh, and Palpatine showed up and is accusing people of stealing from him since I live in the Star Wars galaxy now. Vader and Shredder are also arguing over who has the coolest helmet. So how's everybody else doing? One of you got stretchy arms, one looks like Nightcrawler, etc. Isn't someone also a bowl of ice cream?

I wish I had a shopping mall in my living room.

I actually had ice cream today as a matter of fact. I guess all people that become ice cream taste like pumpkin pie. Congrats for bringing the rest of humanity into certain danger of being ice cream because that mofo I just ate tasted pretty good.

And don't knock having stretchy arms either; they might suck at pushing a lawn mower but they can be quite handy at scratching at those hard to reach places, which I will not mention here.

As for Vader vs. Shredder - lucky you for making THAT HAPPEN. Now put those two on a Jerry Springer type TV show already. Those chairs miss being thrown across the room and I miss the censor bleeps.

Oooh you seem to like me BT02 because you have been quite busy corrupting my wishes. Thank you.

Remember those guys that you sent my way? Well now they work in your mall. Black Friday and Christmas sales will keep those stores within your mall in the red because those same characters that you mentioned, well, they'll find out that scaring customers is way more fun than making profit. So, you've got angry employers at your place. Wish granted.

I wish to now be entertained with those same people hooking up Christmas lights.
That could be fun to watch.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Granted, but now instead of hanging them up, they are all tangled up in the lights, and end up starting an electrical fire, and burn down the tree, the house, and half the block....


I wish my hubby could turn himself into Michelangelo and we could "patrol" together.... Or just play video games.

[17thCenturySorcerer]

Granted. But he's only a normal turtle with an orange mask on it's little head.

I wish I knew how to fully use Control Propmt.

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by 17thCenturySorcerer

Granted. But he's only a normal turtle with an orange mask on it's little head.

I wish I knew how to fully use Control Propmt.

Granted, but you forget everything else you've ever learned about computers.(I think I dreamed that this happened to me once.) I wish I lived in a mansion. Gonna need one with all the cartoon characters showing up to crash for the holidays!

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Originally Posted by 17thCenturySorcerer

Granted. But he's only a normal turtle with an orange mask on it's little head.

I wish I knew how to fully use Control Propmt.

BT: Granted, but it's the Haunted Mansion, and all the ghosts keep everyone up all night every night. And neither you nor your cartoon guests can ever leave....


Aww, how are we supposed to play video games if he doesn't have thumbs?! That's no fun.... Okay, I now wish for some mutagen to mutate him so he's like IDW Mikey.

[BubblyShell22]

Granted, but since IDW Mikey is a drawing, your hubby is now stuck in the comic book and can never return to you.

I wish there was something good on TV besides Chicago Fire tonight.

[Jephael]

There's a Simpsons marathon on FXX, except they're playing episode from just the past 2 seasons.

I wish they'd retool Bob's Burgers.

[17thCenturySorcerer]

They do, but it ends up becoming Mike's Macaroni

I wish I could make varsity my second year of XC.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Granted, but now it just lasts forever, and you are forced to just keep taking it.


Since I'm now apparently single (Thanks, Bubbly, LOL! ) I wish I was married to Chris Evans....

[BubblyShell22]

Granted, but he cheats on you leaving you heartbroken. (You're welcome, Duckie! )

I wish my Aunt Flo would go away.

[Jephael]

Aunt Flo had a sex change, so now you've got an Uncle Frank instead.

I wish I was The Flash!!!

[17thCenturySorcerer]

Granted, but your powers become defective and you become the slowest thing on earth.

I wish I could morph into animals like the Animorphs.

[blindturtle02]

Originally Posted by 17thCenturySorcerer

Granted, but your powers become defective and you become the slowest thing on earth.

I wish I could morph into animals like the Animorphs.

Granted, but you're stuck as a cockroach for a week and being chased by a seriously freaked out Raph. I wish I owned every X-Men comic that's been created.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Granted, but you get buried alive by EVERY COPY of X-Men that was ever printed!


I wish I could clone my self so I could be in two places at once. I really don't want to go to work today....