Cinema Sins: Everything Wrong With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) - Page 3

Purse Grabbin Puke · 01-16-2015, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bloodsucker

What does it mean you said you don't. I am in agreement with you. We both speak fart. Right? kkkkkkkkkk!

Google translate can't even figure out what you are saying.

*Autbot_Benz* · 01-16-2015, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Purse Grabbin Puke

Google translate can't even figure out what you are saying.

Donnatello couldn't build something to translate Bloodsuckers bad english.

*Autbot_Benz* · 01-16-2015, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Purse Grabbin Puke

Google translate can't even figure out what you are saying.

Donatello couldn't build something to translate Bloodsuckers bad english.

*IndigoErth* · 01-16-2015, 10:26 PM

I'm kind of impressed so far no one has gotten defensive over it. Ya gotta have a sense of humor, I mean it really does fit into the "funny because it's true" category.

And any movie is bound to have at least some... (Granted some details are still poorly thought out, and now funny in this format... others are simply minor and funny.) Heck, I saw that they did one for Tangled, which I love, and that was rather funny as well. (Although they missed pointing out/asking where she'd been keeping the satchel all day before she gives it back to Flynn! At least Mikey's similar skateboard mystery is solved. lol)

Think my fave part is the mention about them surely not spending what little money they have on excessive boomboxes.

And picking on poor Leo a couple minutes later... (I'm sorry, buddy, it was only because of the way they said it.

) Making me laugh at electrocution parts of the movie that I otherwise don't care for... totally going to turtle hell now.

~~Amaranthus~~ · 01-17-2015, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bloodsucker

What does it mean you said you don't. I am in agreement with you. We both speak fart. Right? kkkkkkkkkk!

Why do you keep posting "kkkkkkkkkk!"?
Are you having a seizure?
Is there anything we can do to help?

~~Leo656~~ · 01-17-2015, 04:00 AM

I took an internet break for a couple days and I didn't see this yet. Luckily I have a day off from work. I expect the wife and I to have a grand old time watching this one later.

*Powder* · 01-17-2015, 07:09 AM

Watched this in full when it debuted, pretty good stuff. Could easily knock the number up to 250-275 myself, based on things that don't click with the characters more so than general movie flaws, but I give them props for picking up on things that even the most angry & observant of fans didn't notice.

~~Leo656~~ · 01-17-2015, 07:20 AM

Also, people riding bikes in car lanes totally do deserve to become squish puddles. April, keep your toys at home, there's grown-ups trying to get to work. Nitwit.

I can foresee that years from now, I will have seen this video a few hundred times more than the actual movie.

I like these guys, I've only seen a few of their vids but they're always pretty on point. I even really like it when they do ones of movies I really enjoy, part of me actually likes it better. Sometimes it just reminds me of jokes I've often made, or it'll point out something I missed before and actually get me to think.

This one was just begging for it, though. It's like they made the movie JUST to eventually have the longest "Everything Wrong With..." video ever made.

*THGhost* · 01-17-2015, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

What's not to like?
It has Megan Fox, explosions and fart jokes, man!
What more can you want? Jesus.

We could do without Megan Fox, that's what.

And the fart jokes.

*Galactus* · 01-17-2015, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

What's not to like?
It has Megan Fox, explosions and fart jokes, man!
What more can you want? Jesus.

Some racial stereotypes and giant testicles obviously and we need to see one the turtles pee on the Foot in the sequel.

*Slade* · 01-17-2015, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by B-Man

Though the Vern-knowing-it-was-April-calling-from-a-payphone thing made me feel real stupid for not noticing

I noticed this the other day watching it with my son for the second time.

Can't see the video yet, I'm sure I'll love it.

*IndigoErth* · 01-17-2015, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Galactus

and giant testicles

Suddenly I'm very afraid of the inclusion of a warthog and rhino.

They'll prob leave the peeing to Casey...

*Candy Kappa* · 01-17-2015, 02:18 PM

I am so glad there are no Tanuki mutants...

~~Commenter 42~~ · 01-17-2015, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

I am so glad there are no Tanuki mutants...

Googled that and came up with nothing but cute little raccoons. What is a Tanuki mutant?

*Candy Kappa* · 01-17-2015, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Commenter 42

Googled that and came up with nothing but cute little raccoons. What is a Tanuki mutant?

Tanuki are Japanese racoon dogs, they are just superficial similar to actual racoons.

The males are known for having very large visible testicles. And in Japanese folklore Tanuki can shape-shift (just like foxes can) and males can even shape-shift the balls

~~Commenter 42~~ · 01-17-2015, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

Tanuki are Japanese racoon dogs, they are just superficial similar to actual racoons.

The males are known for having very large visible testicles. And in Japanese folklore Tanuki can shape-shift (just like foxes can) and males can even shape-shift the balls

OH! I see it now... LOLOLOLOLOL.

Jesus, that must be painfull!

~~Leo656~~ · 01-17-2015, 02:57 PM

They must not have ported that part over for the American version of Super Mario Bros. 3.

"IT'S-AH ME, MARIO! I GOTTA DE HUGE-A BALLS-AH!"

*Candy Kappa* · 01-17-2015, 03:02 PM

luckily Mario uses the tail to fly... In the movie Pom Poko the racoon dogs uses their balls as hang gliders/parachutes (among other things)

Purse Grabbin Puke · 01-17-2015, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

I'm kind of impressed so far no one has gotten defensive over it.

I know right? It's almost as if the people who like it, also have the ability to show restraint and respect? Interesting for sure!

~~Leo656~~ · 01-17-2015, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

luckily Mario uses the tail to fly... In the movie Pom Poko the racoon dogs uses their balls as hang gliders/parachutes (among other things)

Are we SURE that's his tail? 8-bit graphics were pretty primitive, after all.

01-17-2015, 07:09 AM	#47
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,945	Watched this in full when it debuted, pretty good stuff. Could easily knock the number up to 250-275 myself, based on things that don't click with the characters more so than general movie flaws, but I give them props for picking up on things that even the most angry & observant of fans didn't notice. Last edited by Powder; 01-17-2015 at 07:43 AM. Reason: ARGH A TYPOOOOO

01-17-2015, 07:20 AM	#48
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Also, people riding bikes in car lanes totally do deserve to become squish puddles. April, keep your toys at home, there's grown-ups trying to get to work. Nitwit. I can foresee that years from now, I will have seen this video a few hundred times more than the actual movie. I like these guys, I've only seen a few of their vids but they're always pretty on point. I even really like it when they do ones of movies I really enjoy, part of me actually likes it better. Sometimes it just reminds me of jokes I've often made, or it'll point out something I missed before and actually get me to think. This one was just begging for it, though. It's like they made the movie JUST to eventually have the longest "Everything Wrong With..." video ever made. Last edited by DarthRaphael; 01-17-2015 at 10:44 AM. Reason: Bypassing swear filter and unneeded offensive phrases.

01-17-2015, 02:18 PM	#53
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	I am so glad there are no Tanuki mutants... __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

01-17-2015, 03:02 PM	#58
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	luckily Mario uses the tail to fly... In the movie Pom Poko the racoon dogs uses their balls as hang gliders/parachutes (among other things) __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

01-16-2015, 10:26 PM	#44
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,286	I'm kind of impressed so far no one has gotten defensive over it. Ya gotta have a sense of humor, I mean it really does fit into the "funny because it's true" category. And any movie is bound to have at least some... (Granted some details are still poorly thought out, and now funny in this format... others are simply minor and funny.) Heck, I saw that they did one for Tangled, which I love, and that was rather funny as well. (Although they missed pointing out/asking where she'd been keeping the satchel all day before she gives it back to Flynn! At least Mikey's similar skateboard mystery is solved. lol) Think my fave part is the mention about them surely not spending what little money they have on excessive boomboxes. And picking on poor Leo a couple minutes later... (I'm sorry, buddy, it was only because of the way they said it. ) Making me laugh at electrocution parts of the movie that I otherwise don't care for... totally going to turtle hell now.

01-17-2015, 04:00 AM	#46
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I took an internet break for a couple days and I didn't see this yet. Luckily I have a day off from work. I expect the wife and I to have a grand old time watching this one later.

01-17-2015, 02:57 PM	#57
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	They must not have ported that part over for the American version of Super Mario Bros. 3. "IT'S-AH ME, MARIO! I GOTTA DE HUGE-A BALLS-AH!"