Corrupt a Wish - Page 10

*blindturtle02* · 12-30-2014, 11:17 AM

Granted, but you've got to live with Demona and put up with all of her rants against humanity. I bet she's got a nice place, so maybe that's a small sacrifice. You could teleport all over her pad and really mess with her head. She'd probably still be monologuing a full minute after you were out of the room.

I wish I wasn't so tired today.

*BubblyShell22* · 12-30-2014, 03:06 PM

Granted, but you stay awake for all of eternity and can't sleep at all.

I wish it wouldn't snow this weekend.

*Jephael* · 01-01-2015, 12:33 PM

It's gonna rain cow turds now.

I wish I could have a free subscription to any dating site.

*DarkFell* · 01-01-2015, 02:33 PM

Granted. Its a three day subscription and you gain interest from some dudes that are constantly drunk everytime they visit the site.

I wish for a decent career.

*blindturtle02* · 01-01-2015, 04:36 PM

Granted, only the people you work for are moral police, so to speak. They give lie detector tests every day, dig through desks for contraband-- they really enjoy collecting paperclips, and you get fired if you're caught cussing out your computer under your breath.

I wish I didn't have to go eat ham at my future in-law's! It doesn't matter how anyone corrupts this one because I have to go in about five minutes regardless! Please save me, Jebus!

*BubblyShell22* · 01-02-2015, 08:13 AM

Granted, but you have to eat cow testicles instead and there's nothing you can do about it.

I really really wish this headache would go away.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 01-03-2015, 09:07 PM

Granted, but it takes your head with it!

I wish they'd take this stupid Axe Cop cartoon crap off the air- it's about as dumb as Breadwinners, and just as boring.

*Magdolin* · 01-23-2015, 11:15 AM

Granted, but now the only thing that's on is Yes to The Dress.

I wish it were summer already! Me no likey cold, and dreary winter days.

*DarkFell* · 01-23-2015, 12:12 PM

Granted. Earth's hemisphere quickly shifts back to where it receives more heat again. Now we have 100+ temps in wintertime and summertime storms are wrecking heck while people who were making snow angels are now running for dear life as violent hurricanes and tornadoes invade their cities and eastern seaboards.

But hey, at least everyone will be *very* warm.

I wish I was more productive.

senpai · 03-06-2015, 09:27 PM

Granted. Now you got eight kids and one of them is named Carlos.

I wish I had money to travel!

*DarkFell* · 03-06-2015, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by senpai

Granted. Now you got eight kids and one of them is named Carlos.

I wish I had money to travel!

*Images are in spoilers because they are so huge. That and I wanted to try granting wishes differently for once.*

Here's your cash.

Spoiler:

And here's your travel destination.

Spoiler:

Have fun.

I wish for Dinobot.

As for my wished for *and not expensive at all* Megatron, he is about to get some company..

~~Mew~~ · 03-07-2015, 03:53 AM

^^Granted, but he's made of cheap plastic.

I wish to be a marshmallow.

RBT · 03-08-2015, 12:38 PM

Granted however you will be a toasted marshmallow.

I wish I had a complete TMNT 2k3 toy collection.

*Jephael* · 03-08-2015, 12:57 PM

Granted, but they're all damaged because they were delivered by Sid from Toy Story, and you know how careless he is with playthings.

I wish WB would produce an animated film based on Smallville Season 11 comic using all of the original cast from the television series to reprise their roles via voice over.

*Slade* · 03-22-2015, 10:34 PM

Granted, but the distribution company that was in charge of shipping it to the store burns to the ground. All copies are destroyed along with any saved to hard drives.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish

~~Mew~~ · 03-23-2015, 05:02 AM

^^Granted, but you still have to make a wish.

I wish to be a turtle.

Darthknuxward · 03-23-2015, 09:21 AM

^ Granted, but the non-mutant kind.

I wish The Transformers: The Movie gets rereleased in theaters.

*Jephael* · 03-26-2015, 07:10 PM

Granted, but due to international copyright laws they had to replace "You Got the Touch" with music by Puffy Ami Yumi.

I wish I could get this clutter in my room put away for once instead of transferring it from spot to spot.

~~Mew~~ · 03-29-2015, 04:10 PM

^^Granted, but it's still a mess.
I wish I had wished yesterday.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 03-29-2015, 10:36 PM

Granted, but now you're stuck in yesterday forever- like Groundhog's Day, but all you get to do is wish.

I wish I was in charge of the TMNT movies....

12-30-2014, 11:17 AM	#181
blindturtle02 Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Tx Posts: 2,627	Granted, but you've got to live with Demona and put up with all of her rants against humanity. I bet she's got a nice place, so maybe that's a small sacrifice. You could teleport all over her pad and really mess with her head. She'd probably still be monologuing a full minute after you were out of the room. I wish I wasn't so tired today. __________________ Please don't remove my nice hat and wack me in the butt with it.

12-30-2014, 03:06 PM	#182
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but you stay awake for all of eternity and can't sleep at all. I wish it wouldn't snow this weekend. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

01-01-2015, 12:33 PM	#183
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	It's gonna rain cow turds now. I wish I could have a free subscription to any dating site. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

01-01-2015, 04:36 PM	#185
blindturtle02 Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Tx Posts: 2,627	Granted, only the people you work for are moral police, so to speak. They give lie detector tests every day, dig through desks for contraband-- they really enjoy collecting paperclips, and you get fired if you're caught cussing out your computer under your breath. I wish I didn't have to go eat ham at my future in-law's! It doesn't matter how anyone corrupts this one because I have to go in about five minutes regardless! Please save me, Jebus! __________________ Please don't remove my nice hat and wack me in the butt with it.

01-02-2015, 08:13 AM	#186
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but you have to eat cow testicles instead and there's nothing you can do about it. I really really wish this headache would go away. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

01-03-2015, 09:07 PM	#187
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but it takes your head with it! I wish they'd take this stupid Axe Cop cartoon crap off the air- it's about as dumb as Breadwinners, and just as boring. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

01-23-2015, 11:15 AM	#188
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Granted, but now the only thing that's on is Yes to The Dress. I wish it were summer already! Me no likey cold, and dreary winter days. __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

03-06-2015, 09:27 PM	#190
senpai Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: new york sewers yo! Posts: 673	Granted. Now you got eight kids and one of them is named Carlos. I wish I had money to travel!

03-07-2015, 03:53 AM	#192
~~Mew~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In an apartment Posts: 3,159	^^Granted, but he's made of cheap plastic. I wish to be a marshmallow.

03-08-2015, 12:38 PM	#193
RBT Random Punk Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: England Posts: 21	Granted however you will be a toasted marshmallow. I wish I had a complete TMNT 2k3 toy collection.

03-08-2015, 12:57 PM	#194
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Granted, but they're all damaged because they were delivered by Sid from Toy Story, and you know how careless he is with playthings. I wish WB would produce an animated film based on Smallville Season 11 comic using all of the original cast from the television series to reprise their roles via voice over. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

03-22-2015, 10:34 PM	#195
Slade god status Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Louisiana Posts: 3,291	Granted, but the distribution company that was in charge of shipping it to the store burns to the ground. All copies are destroyed along with any saved to hard drives. I wish I didn't have to make a wish __________________ Do not concern yourself with what I've already done: rather tremble at the thought of what I am about to do. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=48140

03-23-2015, 05:02 AM	#196
~~Mew~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In an apartment Posts: 3,159	^^Granted, but you still have to make a wish. I wish to be a turtle.

03-23-2015, 09:21 AM	#197
Darthknuxward Hench Mutant Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: The Depths of Karzahni Posts: 309	^ Granted, but the non-mutant kind. I wish The Transformers: The Movie gets rereleased in theaters. __________________ Insane? I prefer the term "creative", but I guess there isn't much difference between the two in the end, is there? Quote: Originally posted by The True Shredder I give a rat's ass. I killed Master Splinter and will give you his rat's ass! Quote: Originally posted by snake WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN? FEEL MY FREEZE! I'm not quite dead.

03-26-2015, 07:10 PM	#198
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Granted, but due to international copyright laws they had to replace "You Got the Touch" with music by Puffy Ami Yumi. I wish I could get this clutter in my room put away for once instead of transferring it from spot to spot. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

03-29-2015, 04:10 PM	#199
~~Mew~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In an apartment Posts: 3,159	^^Granted, but it's still a mess. I wish I had wished yesterday.

03-29-2015, 10:36 PM	#200
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but now you're stuck in yesterday forever- like Groundhog's Day, but all you get to do is wish. I wish I was in charge of the TMNT movies.... __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end