Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Gets A New Title!

[Commenter 42]

Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

TMNT 2's working title:

Turtle Ninjas.

I lol'ed.


This is bay's trademark. It's exactly what he did with TF3. Instead of "dark side of the moon" he went with "Dark of the moon" if you recall.

Why? Because TMNT is better when it's about Vern, car chases and the NBA.

Sorry, did that not make any sense? Did I leave an important part out?

Ostriches, of course. Just goes to show you where lightning comes from.

[pennydreadful]

Well, I did say I was curious as to exactly how bad it was gonna get... between this and the Victoria's Secret model being shoehorned in, we're off to a great start!

[Candy Kappa]

It would be kinda awesome if the supermodel plays Tiffany, Burne's girlfriend in the FW show.

[IndigoErth]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

It would be kinda awesome if the supermodel plays Tiffany, Burne's girlfriend in the FW show.

She's the prissy little twit that hated turtles, right?

"Ewww!" And not one crap was given by the Turtles. Well, Mikey might be offended, because model.

[evan2000]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

It would be kinda awesome if the supermodel plays Tiffany, Burne's girlfriend in the FW show.

Unfortunately, Burne has became Bernadette in this continuity

Did Vern ever had a love interest in the OT?

[Xav]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

It would be kinda awesome if the supermodel plays Tiffany, Burne's girlfriend in the FW show.

She's actually playing herself.

[Candy Kappa]

Originally Posted by evan2000

Unfortunately, Burne has became Bernadette in this continuity

Did Vern ever had a love interest in the OT?

Yeah, but that doesn't need to change Thompson's partner, and then Tiffany side dates Vernon and we can have a love-triangle, yush. Just what TMNT: Half-She'll needs.


Or Tiffany is Vernon's girlfriend in this incarnation, cause I don't think PD have the collected intellect to actually portray lesbians that isn't the trope of bi curious cockteases that actually just wants the D.

Originally Posted by Xav

She's actually playing herself.

Eh, lame.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

I don't think PD have the collected intellect to actually portray lesbians that isn't the trope of bi curious cockteases that actually just wants the D.

Waaaaaaait, wait wait wait WAIT.

Wait.

......That's NOT all of 'em...? The f*** outta here.

[DarkFell]

Originally Posted by evan2000

Unfortunately, Burne has became Bernadette in this continuity

Did Vern ever had a love interest in the OT?

I don't think that Vernon ever did had a love interest in the show.

[neatoman]

Half-Shell? Even "The Next Mutation" and "Back to Sewers" would be welcome subtitles now...

[Candy Kappa]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

She's the prissy little twit that hated turtles, right?

"Ewww!" And not one crap was given by the Turtles. Well, Mikey might be offended, because model.

"Babette, you just made my shell un-tighten... Uncool. But don't worry, you so fine it'll get tighter again. See you through the window of your apartment later tonight."

Creeper Mikey, I could make a comic out of these...

[Leo656]

It's funny, I always had Raph pegged as the date rapist. It's amazing what you learn. You think you know "people".

[Candy Kappa]

Nah, PD Raph is like Ultimate Comics Hulk, he eats hobos.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

Nah, PD Raph is like Ultimate Comics Hulk, he eats hobos.

I'm so happy the Ultimate universe is being scrapped, such a mess of terrible ideas and pointless shock value.

The Goblins being like Hulks, Maximoff incest, Venom being a cancer cure, characters being killed in mass just for the hell of it...

[Candy Kappa]

Yeah, Utlimate was a mess. He only stories I've encountere that I liked was Naked Hulk trying to get into a pancake house and Gambit meeting a orphan child.

Not read Ult. Spider-Man, but I hated X-Men, FF and Ultimates.

[evan2000]

Originally Posted by Xav

She's actually playing herself.

How often do we get celebrities appearing as "themselves" in blockbuster films like this?

I know it's common for certain TV shows like The Simpsons etc, but films?

Does Vanilla Ice count in SOTO? Although I don't remember him spelling out his own name within the film itself.

[Jester]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/tmn...ikey-thumb.jpg


"Babette, you just made my shell un-tighten... Uncool. But don't worry, you so fine it'll get tighter again. See you through the window of your apartment later tonight."

Creeper Mikey, I could make a comic out of these...

Originally Posted by Leo656

It's funny, I always had Raph pegged as the date rapist. It's amazing what you learn. You think you know "people".

[Commenter 42]

TMNT2: Pay cheque

[LeotheLateBloomer]

Originally Posted by TheSkeletonMan939

The wave of idiocy Bay and Lebiesman emanate is powerful stuff.

How the hell do you get more lame-ass than TMNT: Half-Shell? Are they "too cool" for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2?

I have never wanted to see a film fail so much, let alone a TMNT one. I want this awful studio to eagerly pour hundreds of millions of money into this abomination only to see it fail at the box office. I want them to realize in horror that you can only shovel so much garbage into the audiences' face before they stop buying tickets, and understand too late that they should have hired someone remotely competent in the first place.

Of course that won't happen though. It'll be another box office success and they'll make a 3rd and a 4th because people love to be shoveled garbage. Just look at Transformers.

With how vocal we were when we heard the Shredder will be played by a Caucasian, I feel that we do have a voice. From the whole alien idea to the leaked script (depending if you even believed in it), maybe we are more vocal than we think. I just feel that we should let Viacom or whoever know how we feel about this new reboot. I know it sounds pointless and this is Hollywood we're talking about but I feel that if we can have some impact on what's acceptable and what's not, maybe we can get something more suitable. It's unlikely but who knows.

[Mutant Ninja Anole]

I just dropped by to be amused that Zach Lowe accidentally got to break major TMNT franchise news. I'm probably one of the few basketball fans here and Zach Lowe is one the best NBA writers today.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is just a working title though.

BTW, does this mean the turtles have a big brawl in the middle of an NBA game? The Foot could probably fare better than the Knicks have this year.