What would a rated R PD tmnt movie look like?

*turtlefanforever* · 04-12-2015, 03:26 PM

Just give me your ideas of what the movie would be like if they just went rated r and could do anything they want.

*Vicky82* · 04-12-2015, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by turtlefanforever

Just give me your ideas of what the movie would be like if they just went rated r and could do anything they want.

Well that will be a 15 in the UK so it be really dark and gritty, the turtles will be swearing and killing people so lots of blood too.

Or if they hadn't cut out all the lift scene then it would of been R rated because Leo was twerking or something so it was cut out.

*IndigoErth* · 04-12-2015, 06:57 PM

Bloody, bloody swords... They'd have never been taken hostage in the first place, most of the Foot would be laying dead in the lair.

Oh, and when the three of them were captive in those cells, if Leo could have gotten out of there I think he'd have totally skinned Sacks alive, rolled him in salt, set him on fire, and thrown him in front of a train. *insert evil grin smiley*

*miru* · 04-12-2015, 08:11 PM

Vernon would have died.

*Shark_Blade* · 04-12-2015, 08:57 PM

New take if it's R rating:

Shredder decapitated Tang Shen's head.

Splinter raising the turtles for revenge - lots of killing hobos on the street. The boys would bring back bloodied hearts (from their victims)to their father and he would eat them raw.

Final battle with the Shredder: Leo dug deep his sword into Saki's chest, twisting it left and right with a mad gleam in his eyes. Raph punctured Saki's stomach by stabbing his sais, blood dripping to the floor. Mikey bashed Saki's skull with his nunchucks until it became like a pulp. Donnie decapitated Saki's head like he did to their mother.

I'm loving it already.

*IndigoErth* · 04-12-2015, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Shark_Blade

Splinter raising the turtles for revenge - lots of killing hobos on the street. The boys would bring back bloodied hearts (from their victims)to their father and he would eat them raw.

They wut now? o.O

Well that would certainly be a different take on them, diverging from who they are and needing the R rating.

TMNT turned Stephen King novel.

*Galactus* · 04-12-2015, 09:37 PM

Well is the question really what would an R rated TMNT movie look like or as your title suggests what would an R rated Platinum Dunes movie look like?

That's a different question. I'm pretty sure an R rated TMNT movie from Platinum Dunes would be an edgier version of the movie we got.

ie: More overt sexual humour, cursing, more guns, Foot Soldiers would be be shown to be dead, Vern and April's killing blow to Sachs and Shredder would be bloodier etc.

It wouldn't be like the first issue of the comics because I doubt anyone at Platinum Dunes would be any more amenable to doing more than skimming through it than they were last year regardless of the age range they aimed for. It's not like the movie we got was made for kids despite being retroactively labelled as such.

*IndigoErth* · 04-12-2015, 10:11 PM

Might have gone places the world outside fandom is not yet ready to venture...

Spoiler:

*TrickOrTreater* · 04-12-2015, 10:30 PM

Ideally? Exactly like Marvel's Daredevil.

The tone works perfectly too. Raph being the dark vigilante like ninja Murdock, Leo being the leader like lawyer Murdock, Donnie being the brains, Mikey being the heroic comic relief like Foggy, April hanging out with the heroes like Karen Page, Splinter as the wise ninja mentor like Stick(just with a more permanent stay on the show) Shredder being an incredibly dangerous business mogul/leader of criminal organization like Kingpin.

It fits perfectly as an adult take on the Turtles while still being capable of staying true to their more fun roots like in the first movie.

Makes me f*cking lament the ******** we're getting from Bay even more. The Turtles are capable of so much and we're stuck with that in live action.

massakre · 04-13-2015, 12:58 PM

They would've used Megan Fox a tad bit differently if this is rated R

*Candy Kappa* · 04-13-2015, 01:02 PM

Platinum Dunes?

more intrusive sexual jokes from Mikey wanting to do April, with or without her consent. Seriously, PD Mikey would be even more terrifying in a R movie...

probably more juvenile, lewd and racist humor, ala what we've seen from Bayformers.

~~Amaranthus~~ · 04-13-2015, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

Platinum Dunes?

more intrusive sexual jokes from Mikey wanting to do April, with or without her consent. Seriously, PD Mikey would be even more terrifying in a R movie...

probably more juvenile, lewd and racist humor, ala what we've seen from Bayformers.

Please give me an example of said racism.
Please.
(I'm not questioning you, I just really want to see if it's that bad)

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 04-13-2015, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Shark_Blade

... lots of killing hobos on the street. The boys would bring back bloodied hearts (from their victims)to their father and he would eat them raw.

O_O

What... what the hell? Is this some sort of TMNT fantasy for you? Why?

*Metalwolf* · 04-13-2015, 02:07 PM

One example is folks feeling like Skids and Mudflap are a parody (or mockery) of black people. I've also heard elsewhere that they are actually meant by the writers to be parodies of the 'wigger' culture, but I think it's up to an individual person to decide, really.

*IndigoErth* · 04-13-2015, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSkeletonMan939

O_O

What... what the hell? Is this some sort of TMNT fantasy for you? Why?

And then bury them in the tainted sacred grounds of the hobo cemetery and they'll return as zombie minions the Turtles will use against the forces of evil. While also being hypocritically evil and eating the rest of the hearts of NYC. Apparently.

Human heart pizza is delicious. Provides it's own sauce even.

*plastroncafe* · 04-13-2015, 02:28 PM

Same convoluted plot, now with blood, boobs and profanity.

~~Amaranthus~~ · 04-13-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by plastroncafe

Same convoluted plot, now with blood, boobs and profanity.

Boobs would make this movie slightly less sh*tty.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 04-13-2015, 03:02 PM

An R-rated Platinum Dunes TMNT movie would be about as bad as the PG13-rated PD TMNT movie.

Now an R-rated TMNT movie NOT produced by PD... THAT would be incredible.

For the first time EVER, the Turtles would be drawing blood with their weapons on screen.

*Candy Kappa* · 04-13-2015, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

Please give me an example of said racism.
Please.
(I'm not questioning you, I just really want to see if it's that bad)

The easiest examples would be Skids and Mudflap, but there's also human characters and their portrayal like Whitman the hacker in the first movie and the Indian customer support guy.

*IndigoErth* · 04-13-2015, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

Boobs would make this movie slightly less sh*tty.

Don't worry, we'll probably get mutant warthog and/or rhino man boobs.

04-12-2015, 03:26 PM	#1
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CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy Annalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 16,435	An R-rated Platinum Dunes TMNT movie would be about as bad as the PG13-rated PD TMNT movie. Now an R-rated TMNT movie NOT produced by PD... THAT would be incredible. For the first time EVER, the Turtles would be drawing blood with their weapons on screen. __________________ *ALL THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*

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IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,288	Bloody, bloody swords... They'd have never been taken hostage in the first place, most of the Foot would be laying dead in the lair. Oh, and when the three of them were captive in those cells, if Leo could have gotten out of there I think he'd have totally skinned Sacks alive, rolled him in salt, set him on fire, and thrown him in front of a train. insert evil grin smiley

04-12-2015, 08:57 PM	#5
Shark_Blade Emperor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,909	New take if it's R rating: Shredder decapitated Tang Shen's head. Splinter raising the turtles for revenge - lots of killing hobos on the street. The boys would bring back bloodied hearts (from their victims)to their father and he would eat them raw. Final battle with the Shredder: Leo dug deep his sword into Saki's chest, twisting it left and right with a mad gleam in his eyes. Raph punctured Saki's stomach by stabbing his sais, blood dripping to the floor. Mikey bashed Saki's skull with his nunchucks until it became like a pulp. Donnie decapitated Saki's head like he did to their mother. I'm loving it already.

04-12-2015, 09:37 PM	#7
Galactus Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,009	Well is the question really what would an R rated TMNT movie look like or as your title suggests what would an R rated Platinum Dunes movie look like? That's a different question. I'm pretty sure an R rated TMNT movie from Platinum Dunes would be an edgier version of the movie we got. ie: More overt sexual humour, cursing, more guns, Foot Soldiers would be be shown to be dead, Vern and April's killing blow to Sachs and Shredder would be bloodier etc. It wouldn't be like the first issue of the comics because I doubt anyone at Platinum Dunes would be any more amenable to doing more than skimming through it than they were last year regardless of the age range they aimed for. It's not like the movie we got was made for kids despite being retroactively labelled as such.

04-12-2015, 10:11 PM	#8
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,288	Might have gone places the world outside fandom is not yet ready to venture... Spoiler:

04-13-2015, 12:58 PM	#10
massakre Foot Soldier Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Indiana Posts: 182	They would've used Megan Fox a tad bit differently if this is rated R

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Metalwolf Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,563	One example is folks feeling like Skids and Mudflap are a parody (or mockery) of black people. I've also heard elsewhere that they are actually meant by the writers to be parodies of the 'wigger' culture, but I think it's up to an individual person to decide, really.