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40 Years of TMNT
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ANTS!
Just had a bajillion of them all up in my personal space. I'm a very clean individual, not on an OCD level, but certainly obsessively. I color coordinate my closet & all that sh*t. Neatness matters to me. The one area of my room that is a clusterf*ck, the "entertainment center", if you will, is where these Godless bastards struck. Where I have a rat king of wires nested behind the televsion & my gaming consoles, that's where they are/were. Crawling all over/in & out of my Wii U, up the wires to my stereo, you name it. & for nothing! I have no crumbs here, you worthless creatures! I hate that they can support so much weight with their bodies, that I, a 300lb, 6'3 man of towering stature, can't kill them with all my might. They bounce back up. It's like watching Godzilla struggle over Tokyo, it just ain't right! & of course, the insect spray tank thingy had about 4 spurts in it before depletion, so I won't know until morning if these spawns of Satan will reappear. |
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Fashionably late
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A couple of times ants decided to come in the house I managed to get rid of them in unconventional ways. The first time I vacuumed them all and they decided to not come back. The second time and this was in my current home, I killed several of them and left the remains there for a day (sounds disgusting I know) but it seems like the other ants didn't like this or felt threatened so they left for good.
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I Married a Duck!
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Actually, that was a very good idea. Ants follow pheromone trails left by the scouts, and when you kill some of the ants, they leave a new trail that basically says "Danger- avoid this area". They usually won't come back when they discover the bodies of their fellow nest-mates.
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I've read about some ants supposedly are attracted to electronics but never really heard of it happening. They're not so called "crazy ants" are they? They'll supposedly short out electronics if there's enough gathered together.On the topic of ants, was just realizing this afternoon that our usual ants that turn up in the bathroom for a while each spring didn't do their usual thing this year. For once in a long time I haven't seen any show up in the house. |
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So you'd welcome random envelopes with white powder in them Jester?!
![]() Sorry to hear about that Leo, must be rather weird to know and mourn someone who's featured in news reports. Happened to me a long time ago, a kid from our school got hit by a train while playing around on the tracks.
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Team Blue Boy
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Agree on the sad weirdness of that.
In middle school my bus driver took off of work one day to go somewhere with her friend, her infant son and her friend's son. Found out through an article that she wouldn't be back and why. She was a nice bus driver, too. I've always had that thought, if only she hadn't taken off that day. I feel bad for the kids who lose a parent that tragically soon, like Leo I think that article said your friend/client has a young child? I hope his mom keeps a good presence of him around... Can't imagine what that would have to be like growing up with very little memory. Last edited by IndigoErth; 06-20-2015 at 04:25 AM. |
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Banned
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People who incessantly PM me crying and insulting me because I gave them a public spanking.
I'mma go have a sandwich and maybe f*** my wife. If I come back to a bunch more PMs I'm gonna go ahead, break the rules, take the law into my own hands, and post the entire thing so we can all share a good laugh. Like me and GK used to do to the little crybabies back in the old days. Been a while since this place had a good and proper public lynching, I'd say. EDIT: HE JUST SENT ME ANOTHER ONE! |
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So since little j*zz rags don't take direction, I submit for your approval:
(I'm in Bold) Spoiler:
I think that went well, so far. |
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Y'all need Jesus
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That section getting closed was a group effort.
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Y'all need Jesus
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Then those threads would be closed, not an entire section. The mods aren't dumb.
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So Long, Stinktown!
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I'd never suggest they are. That whole forum has a long history of problems, so I assume they're quicker to close it at a major sign of trouble than they would any other section. It's been mostly peaceful...ish for a while, though, I thought? Not perfect by any stretch, but much better than the constant flame wars from nine months ago. But if anything was the clincher in this case, it was prooobably the guy threatening to "brain" someone with a crowbar.
People who go out of their way to pick fights, then cry and act like a victim when the other side hits back? Yeah, that'll grind some gears.
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Damn, Leo, that guy is messed up. But sadly this is going to happen when people who love the movies get butthurt over the rest of us not liking them or what's going to be in them. It's amazing how no one's allowed to have an opinion anymore either positive or negative. Just sad.
As for ants, we used to get them in our kitchen a lot. Once they were coming through the wall behind the microwave. We got some Terro and just killed those f*ckers. It was great. Not sure if they'll show up this year, but we'll be keeping our eyes peeled. My gear grinder: Looks like it's going to rain and my dad's being an a**hole again, but what else is new?
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Team Blue Boy
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Beh, hadn't realized it was locked again, thought it was just slow because it's the weekend and maybe not much to say. Should have known better.
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Yep... Still hate the heat. If I had a pool I'd be in it all day, but then my hands will get all wrinkly... Hmm don't want that.
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Just had exterminators come this past week to deal our carpenter ant problem. Normally I'm a live-and-let-live kinda gal, but...not when I'm living in a 100+ year old wooden structure.
Damn shame about the movie section. (Though I'd be lying if I wasn't proud about the fact that I had absolutely nothing to do with it this time.)
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Had three ants nests earlier this spring. One was in the bathroom under the floor tiles, another was in a corner of the living room wall near the computer, and the last was in the kitchen under the dish washer. The apartment is old and about half underground, plus the whole complex is next to a swamp. All things ants love, plus bats and squirrels on occasion.
For the bats, we one time had to get the local police over for some good ol' fashioned bat wrastlin,' (it was stuck in a neighbor's sliding screen door) and two whole cop cars came over. I guess nothing really exciting goes on down at the station, so an extra cop or two came to watch. |
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Foot Elite
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I don't think we ever had an ant problem, seeing as quite a few of y'all are talking about them. I think one time we had an unnecessary amount of moths flying in and around.
Sometimes I'd catch one and bring it to my brother. Even though he's scared of them.
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Hench Mutant
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Cold Rags help, just get a wet rag and lay with a fan blowing on it. Cold drinks help. Get an ice pack and wrap it with a rag and cuddle it. Not sure what else might help you out.
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