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He'd be a good Batman but a perfect Hal Jordan. I'm really mad he's most likely too old to even be considered. Real life kinda dropped the ball on that one.
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Doooooooooonnnnn't even get me started.
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Hell, don't get 85% of us started.
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I mean the whole scene is framed that this is the turtles finally working together except what we had seen of them at that point they worked together just fine. Also the big epic battle for the fate of the city ends with a children's game. I think even the biggest defenders of the movie should appreciate that comes off incredibly weak. The second bout ending with April kicking Shredder and the falling tower getting wedged between two buildings is even worse. The weird thing is that all the action set pieces seem to end on an anti-climax and the action was supposed to be one of the movie's redeeming qualities that even if we hated everything else that would be well done. Anyhoo it's interesting that when people hype up the previous movies success it's usually with qualifiers such as it beating some low ball predictions or how much it made in comparison to it's small budget. It'll be interesting how the next movie will be viewed with higher expectations and (I presume) a bigger budget. |
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That was awesome.
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Climax to the movie against their greatest foe... Beaten by leap frog and a kick from a human woman with no martial arts training. If Platinum Dunes the company was a single human entity, I'd set that person on fire and roast hot dogs over the charred husk.
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Ahhh, there he is.
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I am seeing the same arguments. How. How is this possible. I feel like I time traveled back to a year and a half ago.
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Just wait until February/March when all the people sent by Platinum Dunes magically start to show up again!
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My favorite's the shot where the one dude's chewing on the other dude's face.
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That face.
CyberCubed will ironically be the sole survivor, on account of nobody wanting to eat him because he's all stringy and bony. And riddled with acidic tumors on account of drinking 6 gallons of soda each day. When things finally go to hell and everyone here goes full-on cannibal caveman, it's the things that are killing him slowly that will enable him to survive. |
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The lone survivor. Wandering the wasteland. But not in a Mad Max kinda way...more like "homeless guy chewing on a hand" kinda way. "Noses...the noses...nostrils..." Truly he is the greatest of us all. |
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I've been saying it for years: CyberCubed is the hero this forum deserves.
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I agree with all of the above except I didn't actually mind that April lands the blow that sends Shredder off the building. Unless I'm completely misremembering one of the turtles swing her towards Shredder and she delivers a kick. So it's not as if she did it all alone. I think it's fine to have the most important woman in the franchise involved in the final battle and not being a useless damsel in distress. I think most of the hate comes from the fact that fans are disappointed Megan Fox got this role and not really with the concept of April helping out.
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