Corrupt a Wish - Page 17

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-29-2015, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

(Man, now you're making me crave Arby's.)

Granted, but Arby's burns down so you can't have your sandwich.

I wish that my dad would stop peeing outside.

Granted, but he goes number two instead.

I wish I was an artist who could paint life and make other art come to life"

*BubblyShell22* · 10-29-2015, 03:57 PM

Granted, but the art that comes to life becomes feral and attempts to kill you.

I wish people would grow a thicker skin and stop acting like everything people say is so horrible.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-30-2015, 03:46 PM

Granted, but everyone hates you because you become what they were.

*BubblyShell22* · 10-30-2015, 04:08 PM

Dude, you forgot a wish.

~~Mew~~ · 10-30-2015, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Dude, you forgot a wish.

I'll start it back up.

I wish that I could go to Japan.

*Foombamaroom* · 10-30-2015, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mew

I'll start it back up.

I wish that I could go to Japan.

Granted, but you get captured by a bunch of Japanese spirits that will suck your soul... "THROUGH YOUR BUTT" -Leo

I wish that Glenn would just freaking die in TWD, holy ****.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 10-30-2015, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foombamaroom

Granted, but you get captured by a bunch of Japanese spirits that will suck your soul... "THROUGH YOUR BUTT" -Leo

I wish that Glenn would just freaking die in TWD, holy ****.

Granted, but he becomes a good walker with human intelligence who can go undercover with the zombies.
I wish Halloween was delayed till next week.

*BubblyShell22* · 10-31-2015, 03:52 PM

Granted, but then all other holidays are delayed too, leaving people very confused.

I wish it would stop raining.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 11-01-2015, 07:26 PM

Granted, but I die, and your filthy wish would make you guilty for the rest of your life for causing the death of a child.

I wish ninja Arnold was un banned.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-02-2015, 08:07 AM

Granted, but then he becomes so unbearable that you wish he would be banned forever.

I wish the sun would keep on shining like it is today.

*Foombamaroom* · 11-08-2015, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Granted, but then he becomes so unbearable that you wish he would be banned forever.

I wish the sun would keep on shining like it is today.

Granted, but it only gets hotter, which means it eventually gets hot enough that it kills us all.

I wish I was good at every video game to ever exist.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 11-08-2015, 08:38 AM

Granted, but the only video games to ever exist suck and you can't stand playing them.

I wish I had a burrito.

*Jephael* · 11-09-2015, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Etsyturtle2

I wish I had a burrito.

Granted, but you sh*t your pants immediately after the final bite!

I wish I had a magic weightless backpack I could stuff all of my belonging in and carry them around wherever I go.

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 11-13-2015, 05:25 PM

Granted, but being weightless it lifts you into the air and you drift away.

I wish I could teleport.

*GoldMutant* · 11-19-2015, 12:33 PM

Granted, but you have no control over your powers and arrive in the worst places around the world.

I wish.... I can stop being lazy at times.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 11-19-2015, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldMutant

Granted, but you have no control over your powers and arrive in the worst places around the world.

I wish.... I can stop being lazy at times.

Granted, but you never stop cleaning!

I wish vine never existed.(the social media)

~~Mew~~ · 11-19-2015, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Etsyturtle2

Granted, but you never stop cleaning!

I wish vine never existed.(the social media)

Granted, but a new app called Bine comes out, wich is the same thing!

I wish I was M. Bison from Street Fighter.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 11-19-2015, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mew

Granted, but a new app called Bine comes out, wich is the same thing!

I wish I was M. Bison from Street Fighter.

Granted, but some snotty kid in an arcade uses scorpion to pull a fatality on yo buff a$$!

I wish I was a wrapper. All those presents under the tree... Ill never live up to m.c. Mother.

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 11-28-2015, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Etsyturtle2

Granted, but some snotty kid in an arcade uses scorpion to pull a fatality on yo buff a$$!

I wish I was a wrapper. All those presents under the tree... Ill never live up to m.c. Mother.

Wish granted, but like most wrapping paper it doesn't last and gets torn up.

I wish for another Brosnan James Bond movie, set after the events of the 2002 movie, and ignoring the Craig films.

*Foombamaroom* · 11-29-2015, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pollyparrot

Wish granted, but like most wrapping paper it doesn't last and gets torn up.

I wish for another Brosnan James Bond movie, set after the events of the 2002 movie, and ignoring the Craig films.

Granted, but Michael Bay is producing/directing/writing it.

I wish I had Ramen noodles right now.

10-29-2015, 03:57 PM	#322
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but the art that comes to life becomes feral and attempts to kill you. I wish people would grow a thicker skin and stop acting like everything people say is so horrible. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-30-2015, 04:08 PM	#324
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Dude, you forgot a wish. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

10-31-2015, 03:52 PM	#328
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but then all other holidays are delayed too, leaving people very confused. I wish it would stop raining. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-02-2015, 08:07 AM	#330
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but then he becomes so unbearable that you wish he would be banned forever. I wish the sun would keep on shining like it is today. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-13-2015, 05:25 PM	#334
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	Granted, but being weightless it lifts you into the air and you drift away. I wish I could teleport. __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

10-30-2015, 03:46 PM	#323
~~Etsyturtle2~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: stuff Posts: 1,721	Granted, but everyone hates you because you become what they were.

11-01-2015, 07:26 PM	#329
~~Etsyturtle2~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: stuff Posts: 1,721	Granted, but I die, and your filthy wish would make you guilty for the rest of your life for causing the death of a child. I wish ninja Arnold was un banned.

11-08-2015, 08:38 AM	#332
~~Etsyturtle2~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: stuff Posts: 1,721	Granted, but the only video games to ever exist suck and you can't stand playing them. I wish I had a burrito.

11-19-2015, 12:33 PM	#335
GoldMutant Control Your Narrative Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: New England Posts: 1,763	Granted, but you have no control over your powers and arrive in the worst places around the world. I wish.... I can stop being lazy at times. __________________