Cinemassacre - Page 2

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:25 AM

I don't know what you guys are smoking, but I want some of it. No, I take that back. Smoking causes cancer!

*Powder* · 12-01-2015, 12:26 AM

But in time it'd make for a gruff enough voice to give your batman toys!

~~Leo656~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:27 AM

Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit, I swear this place should require a mandatory two-joint minimum just to walk inside.

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Powder

But in time it'd make for a gruff enough voice to give your batman toys!

Bale screwed up Batman's voice. WTF did this Goku guy do and WTF does Batman have to do with this? I think you're all drunk.

Okay, ask me some questions and I will answer them, proving I'm not him. Is there a test to take?

~~Leo656~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:32 AM

Hah, this whole place can tell by now if I'm drunk. Not even close tonight, sadly.

The test is, you have to spin three times in a circle, spit in your hand, slap your forehead, and yell "I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!" as loud as you can. That's all the proof I, or anyone, can ask for.

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Hah, this whole place can tell by now if I'm drunk. Not even close tonight, sadly.

The test is, you have to spin three times in a circle, spit in your hand, slap your forehead, and yell "I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!" as loud as you can. That's all the proof I, or anyone, can ask for.

Probably a picture would prove I'm not him. I'm a girl. I like the test you came up with though. Its creative. Uses real imagination.

~~Leo656~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:42 AM

People claim all kinds of things. I lie about my height alllll the time. Your claims prove nothing. Maybe Goku was a girl the whole time. I don't know if that's ever been proven either.

Like it or not, the seeds of mistrust have been sown, and they bear bitter fruit, indeed.

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

People claim all kinds of things. I lie about my height alllll the time. Your claims prove nothing. Maybe Goku was a girl the whole time. I don't know if that's ever been proven either.

Like it or not, the seeds of mistrust have been sown, and they bear bitter fruit, indeed.

Not my fault. Blame Goku. He must have really effed this place up. I'm starting to regret coming here if its just a bunch of asses.

~~Leo656~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:48 AM

Mostly just me and 80 or so other people. Honest.

You can't blame people who've been hurt before for being mistrustful. We're just not ready to love again!

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 12-01-2015, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Mostly just me and 80 or so other people. Honest.

You can't blame people who've been hurt before for being mistrustful. We're just not ready to love again!

I don't really blame you. You seem like a nice guy at least. Powder probably really believes what he says. Some people believe in monsters under their beds.

~~Leo656~~ · 12-01-2015, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pollyparrot

You seem like a nice guy at least.

HAH. Man, you had me goin' there for a second. Hahaaaaaa. Ohhhhh, mercy.

((wipes tear)) Whew. That was good. That was good.

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 12-01-2015, 01:05 AM

LOL I must not know you then. So what do you want to talk about now? This thread really made its way to the sewer fast, no TMNT pun intended.

~~Leo656~~ · 12-01-2015, 01:10 AM

I want to discuss the ugly and hurtful things people are saying about Amy Schumer in response to her posing nude for this year's Pirelli Calendar. I think she looks great and the photo is classy, artistic, tasteful, and elegant, and she's very brave for putting herself out there like that, and I think the things people are saying about her for doing it are ugly and mean-spirited, just because she isn't 110 lbs like some typical stick-figure model type. People are awful.

That's what's on my radar at this particular moment. Feel free to pass.

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 12-01-2015, 01:15 AM

I think I will pass on that one. I think Disney is mad at her too.

Have you seen any Cinemassacre videos?

How many numbers of Pi do you know without Googling it? 3.14 is as far as I can go.

~~Leo656~~ · 12-01-2015, 01:23 AM

"Sine, Sine, Cosine, Sine! 3.14159!" That's the "Pi Cheer". We learned it in my Freshman Algebra class. That's about all I remember.

I prefer AVGN over the rest, although Board James is good. I can't get into James & Mike Mondays, watching other people play video games is brutal torture, and their running commentary makes me want to beat them both unconscious. Half the time they have (or pretend to have) little-to-no knowledge of the game they're playing, property it's based on, whatever... all the "So what is this? What's this about? What's going on here? Is this for real? Ehhhhh, I don't f*ckin' know..." stuff is BRUTAL. Every time I start one of those videos I never finish it, and believe me, I've tried. I mean Mike in particular is pretty tough to tolerate in anything but super-small doses. James is okay. I can watch AVGN all day long, though, for some reason.

I also enjoy summer afternoons on the beach and taking 45-minute showers.

~~Pollyparrot~~ · 12-01-2015, 01:32 AM

Okay. I don't know what to say at this point, but I mostly feel the same way about Cinemassacre, except I can tolerate James and Mike. Board James is hilarious.

I will probably be online for a few more minutes. Its getting late.

*Prowler* · 12-01-2015, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

"Sine, Sine, Cosine, Sine! 3.14159!" That's the "Pi Cheer". We learned it in my Freshman Algebra class. That's about all I remember.

I prefer AVGN over the rest, although Board James is good. I can't get into James & Mike Mondays, watching other people play video games is brutal torture, and their running commentary makes me want to beat them both unconscious. Half the time they have (or pretend to have) little-to-no knowledge of the game they're playing, property it's based on, whatever... all the "So what is this? What's this about? What's going on here? Is this for real? Ehhhhh, I don't f*ckin' know..." stuff is BRUTAL. Every time I start one of those videos I never finish it, and believe me, I've tried. I mean Mike in particular is pretty tough to tolerate in anything but super-small doses. James is okay. I can watch AVGN all day long, though, for some reason.

I also enjoy summer afternoons on the beach and taking 45-minute showers.

This right here.

*ssjup81* · 12-01-2015, 05:54 PM

I like the Cinnemascre site ok. I like the AVGN, minus the toilet humor. Board James is fun too at times. Years ago, I used to keep up with his Halloween Madness month or whatever, but it's been a long time. I sometimes watch the James & Mike play, but it depends on the game and if it's a short video.

As for the AVGN, my favorite videos tend to be the ones focusing on consoles.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

"Sine, Sine, Cosine, Sine! 3.14159!" That's the "Pi Cheer". We learned it in my Freshman Algebra class. That's about all I remember.

I prefer AVGN over the rest, although Board James is good. I can't get into James & Mike Mondays, watching other people play video games is brutal torture, and their running commentary makes me want to beat them both unconscious. Half the time they have (or pretend to have) little-to-no knowledge of the game they're playing, property it's based on, whatever... all the "So what is this? What's this about? What's going on here? Is this for real? Ehhhhh, I don't f*ckin' know..." stuff is BRUTAL. Every time I start one of those videos I never finish it, and believe me, I've tried. I mean Mike in particular is pretty tough to tolerate in anything but super-small doses. James is okay. I can watch AVGN all day long, though, for some reason.

I also enjoy summer afternoons on the beach and taking 45-minute showers.

I agree with this. I took a look at the Donkey Kong Country one as it's one of my fav games. Was curious how they'll play. The bad thing with their commentary in general is that it feels like they're trying to find something to talk about, but I do like when they talk about maybe their first time experiencing said game, junk like that.

One I did watch was when they played Battletoads, but that was mainly for James. I really wanted to see if he'd get past the part that he couldn't as the AVGN since he, in general, always messed up there.

Anyway, I can handle Mike in small doses, but don't mind him in the Board James skits.

All that aside, I think you might like something like Game Sack since it's not a "Let's Play" gimmick.

*chrisdude* · 12-02-2015, 07:27 AM

Overall, I love the channel. I've seen all the AVGN videos, and rewatch them from time to time. I look forward to James and Mike Mondays. Board James is fun, but I've only scratched the surface on those, since I recently rewatched all of AVGN. My only hangups are the horror movie stuff, because I'm not into it, and Mike's solo livestreams.

12-02-2015, 07:27 AM	#39
chrisdude Foot Elite Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,708	Overall, I love the channel. I've seen all the AVGN videos, and rewatch them from time to time. I look forward to James and Mike Mondays. Board James is fun, but I've only scratched the surface on those, since I recently rewatched all of AVGN. My only hangups are the horror movie stuff, because I'm not into it, and Mike's solo livestreams. __________________ PSN/Miiverse: MikeFarber

12-01-2015, 12:25 AM	#21
~~Pollyparrot~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Mo Posts: 127	I don't know what you guys are smoking, but I want some of it. No, I take that back. Smoking causes cancer!

12-01-2015, 12:26 AM	#22
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,956	But in time it'd make for a gruff enough voice to give your batman toys!

12-01-2015, 12:27 AM	#23
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit, I swear this place should require a mandatory two-joint minimum just to walk inside.

12-01-2015, 12:32 AM	#25
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Hah, this whole place can tell by now if I'm drunk. Not even close tonight, sadly. The test is, you have to spin three times in a circle, spit in your hand, slap your forehead, and yell "I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!" as loud as you can. That's all the proof I, or anyone, can ask for.

12-01-2015, 12:42 AM	#27
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	People claim all kinds of things. I lie about my height alllll the time. Your claims prove nothing. Maybe Goku was a girl the whole time. I don't know if that's ever been proven either. Like it or not, the seeds of mistrust have been sown, and they bear bitter fruit, indeed.

12-01-2015, 12:48 AM	#29
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Mostly just me and 80 or so other people. Honest. You can't blame people who've been hurt before for being mistrustful. We're just not ready to love again!

12-01-2015, 01:05 AM	#32
~~Pollyparrot~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Mo Posts: 127	LOL I must not know you then. So what do you want to talk about now? This thread really made its way to the sewer fast, no TMNT pun intended.

12-01-2015, 01:10 AM	#33
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I want to discuss the ugly and hurtful things people are saying about Amy Schumer in response to her posing nude for this year's Pirelli Calendar. I think she looks great and the photo is classy, artistic, tasteful, and elegant, and she's very brave for putting herself out there like that, and I think the things people are saying about her for doing it are ugly and mean-spirited, just because she isn't 110 lbs like some typical stick-figure model type. People are awful. That's what's on my radar at this particular moment. Feel free to pass.

12-01-2015, 01:15 AM	#34
~~Pollyparrot~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Mo Posts: 127	I think I will pass on that one. I think Disney is mad at her too. Have you seen any Cinemassacre videos? How many numbers of Pi do you know without Googling it? 3.14 is as far as I can go.

12-01-2015, 01:23 AM	#35
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	"Sine, Sine, Cosine, Sine! 3.14159!" That's the "Pi Cheer". We learned it in my Freshman Algebra class. That's about all I remember. I prefer AVGN over the rest, although Board James is good. I can't get into James & Mike Mondays, watching other people play video games is brutal torture, and their running commentary makes me want to beat them both unconscious. Half the time they have (or pretend to have) little-to-no knowledge of the game they're playing, property it's based on, whatever... all the "So what is this? What's this about? What's going on here? Is this for real? Ehhhhh, I don't f*ckin' know..." stuff is BRUTAL. Every time I start one of those videos I never finish it, and believe me, I've tried. I mean Mike in particular is pretty tough to tolerate in anything but super-small doses. James is okay. I can watch AVGN all day long, though, for some reason. I also enjoy summer afternoons on the beach and taking 45-minute showers.

12-01-2015, 01:32 AM	#36
~~Pollyparrot~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Mo Posts: 127	Okay. I don't know what to say at this point, but I mostly feel the same way about Cinemassacre, except I can tolerate James and Mike. Board James is hilarious. I will probably be online for a few more minutes. Its getting late.