Do the turtles have a tail? (2014 movie) - Page 5

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-06-2016, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Powder

No way. There's like 10, tops. A vocal minority.

Really? 'Cause I'm assuming at least twice that number lean that way, but don't say anything.

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell": The Technodrome Edition.

*Powder* · 01-06-2016, 08:58 AM

That's entirely possible. But for the most part those kinda fans stick to Deviantart, as most here seem to frown upon viewing the turtles in a sexual context (thankfully).

*Foombamaroom* · 01-06-2016, 10:33 AM

I always found it very odd that people created fanfic about the Turtles banging each other. That's incest, bro, that's incest...

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-06-2016, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Foombamaroom

I always found it very odd that people created fanfic about the Turtles banging each other. That's incest, bro, that's incest...

Don't. Just, don't get any more specific than that. I'm friends with a couple of people on here who like that sort of stuff, but please, let's not open that can of worms.

Tcest disgusts me. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!

*Foombamaroom* · 01-06-2016, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

Don't. Just, don't get any more specific than that. I'm friends with a couple of people on here who like that sort of stuff, but please, let's not open that can of worms.

Tcest disgusts me. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!

Wait.
IT'S POPULAR ENOUGH TO HAVE ITS OWN NAME?!
WHY GOD WHY?!

Okay, y'know what, I'm not getting this thread banned/locked.

Let's start anew.

So yeah. Turtle tails.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-06-2016, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foombamaroom

Wait.
IT'S POPULAR ENOUGH TO HAVE ITS OWN NAME?!
WHY GOD WHY?!

Okay, y'know what, I'm not getting this thread banned/locked.

Let's start anew.

So yeah. Turtle tails.

Walk away, don't make eye-contact, don't run, and above all, NO SUDDEN SOUNDS OR MOVEMENTS.

~~Amaranthus~~ · 01-06-2016, 11:24 AM

TigerClaw told me the turtles have 2 testicles each.
Can anyone confirm this?

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-06-2016, 11:41 AM

What part of "don't ask, don't tell" did ya not understand?

*Foombamaroom* · 01-06-2016, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

What part of "don't ask, don't tell" did ya not understand?

The "don't ask, don't tell" part, apparently.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-06-2016, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foombamaroom

The "don't ask, don't tell" part, apparently.

Just the part with words.

*IndigoErth* · 01-06-2016, 12:52 PM

Wow, this thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foombamaroom

Wait.
IT'S POPULAR ENOUGH TO HAVE ITS OWN NAME?!
WHY GOD WHY?!

I'm impressed anyone could go this long without knowing, well done. That's some expert "dodge permanently scarring knowledge" skills.

Spoiler:

aliena · 01-10-2016, 06:04 PM

I'm not sure I'm allowed to post a link, but I just came across a clip on you tube about this very thing. Someone, has created a very expensive and time induced clip showing the turtles with privates and making it appear that Michael Bay was promoting it. It even showed the actors in their suits with the apertures attached to them. It looked so real that everyone was sort of stunned by it. Maybe it was slipped in there as an Easter Egg or something.

I didn't notice, mostly because I was busy trying to look up Donnie's skirt when he's on that platform spinning around.

~~Leo656~~ · 01-10-2016, 06:06 PM

Someone posted that in its own thread when it was fresh. I don't remember what came of it but I'm pretty sure it eventually got locked and/or sent to the Disintegrator Unit. But yeah, just a joke.

*IndigoErth* · 01-10-2016, 06:11 PM

Yeah, it was just some joke spoof thing I think from The Onion, or some other group like that. Came out a while ago, before the first film.

01-06-2016, 11:41 AM	#88
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy Annalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 16,435	What part of "don't ask, don't tell" did ya not understand? __________________ *ALL THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*

01-06-2016, 08:58 AM	#82
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,954	That's entirely possible. But for the most part those kinda fans stick to Deviantart, as most here seem to frown upon viewing the turtles in a sexual context (thankfully).

01-06-2016, 10:33 AM	#83
Foombamaroom Lord of Cinder Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 1,646	I always found it very odd that people created fanfic about the Turtles banging each other. That's incest, bro, that's incest...

01-06-2016, 11:24 AM	#87
~~Amaranthus~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: West-Flanders, Belgium Posts: 1,815	TigerClaw told me the turtles have 2 testicles each. Can anyone confirm this?

01-10-2016, 06:04 PM	#92
aliena Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 294	I'm not sure I'm allowed to post a link, but I just came across a clip on you tube about this very thing. Someone, has created a very expensive and time induced clip showing the turtles with privates and making it appear that Michael Bay was promoting it. It even showed the actors in their suits with the apertures attached to them. It looked so real that everyone was sort of stunned by it. Maybe it was slipped in there as an Easter Egg or something. I didn't notice, mostly because I was busy trying to look up Donnie's skirt when he's on that platform spinning around.

01-10-2016, 06:06 PM	#93
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Someone posted that in its own thread when it was fresh. I don't remember what came of it but I'm pretty sure it eventually got locked and/or sent to the Disintegrator Unit. But yeah, just a joke.

01-10-2016, 06:11 PM	#94
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,295	Yeah, it was just some joke spoof thing I think from The Onion, or some other group like that. Came out a while ago, before the first film.