Batman V. Superman: Dawn Of Justice - Page 67

~~Leo656~~ · 01-10-2016, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

But... but... I thought green was the new black?

You insufferable cad.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-10-2016, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

You insufferable cad.

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/1ff9...VS-FP-0981.jpg

You're just jelly I made the joke before you did.

~~Leo656~~ · 01-10-2016, 07:30 PM

No, I tossed that one on the scrap pile.

Nice to know who's going through my trash can.

*sdp* · 01-10-2016, 09:08 PM

DCAU's JL cartoon had a perfectly PC diverse team that made sense even if Aquaman wasn't in it. I'm not very familiar with Cyborg from the comics, just the Superfriends and Teen Titans cartoon versions and while the superfriends version was boring the TT is a favorite of mine. I like him a lot and his struggle to fit in however I don't see him with the likes of Superman or Batman, he needs to be in a smaller team. John Stewart is a boring Green Lantern, I like him more as a great hero from the past that is being referenced and idolized but when he's on the spotlight he comes off as boring, I always liked Kyle a lot more. John Stewart from the cartoon would have been the perfect choice for a GL, first of all it takes the mind off of the hated GL movie since this is totally a different GL just by looking at his skin color, his personality can be modified to be a lot different from the other characters and with him you meet your black hero quota. I also wish Flash was Wally West but I can live with Barry Allen, (just don't make Wally black).

I understand why Martian Manhunter is not in the movie though, his powers and origin are just a little too much out there. He's also the last survivor of his planet and totally has the same powers as superman, except he can also shapeshift, regenerate, self-sustenance, intangibility, invisibility, telepathy and telekinesis oh and of course he's a detective like Batman. Not to mention his costume is a little difficult to re-design (though I've seen good interpretations of it). My first exposure to him was in the JL cartoon and I had no idea who he was or why he was there instead of Aquaman. While I knew nothing of Hawkgirl at least I knew Hawkman was a superhero but this green guy was totally new and unappealing to me. I learned to like him and a lot. When he is written he is easily one of the best superheroes that DC has but it can be difficult for him to be portrayed on film, especially one that is already overstuffed with characters, it's not the same to have a bunch of superheroes being met for the first time if we already know vaguely who they are than also adding this totally new hero who is already too complex. I'd love to see him eventually though. Not having Ant-Man(Pymm) and Wasp in the Avengers movie was a bigger sign of disrispect towards history though.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 01-10-2016, 09:25 PM

Cyborg is, pretty terrible, let's be real. If I want representation, I want GL. MM should always be on the team.

*ToTheNines* · 01-10-2016, 10:02 PM

They've been pushing Cyborg and Aquaman pretty hard since 2011, so I was expecting nothing less.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-10-2016, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

No, I tossed that one on the scrap pile.

Nice to know who's going through my trash can.

I don't go through your trashcans! This wrestling leotard is something I bought from GOODWILL!

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 01-10-2016, 10:14 PM

Now I want pictures.... Only Leo and Mr. Duckie have the legs to pull off tights, IMHO.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-10-2016, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Now I want pictures.... Only Leo and Mr. Duckie have the legs to pull off tights, IMHO.

You never seen mine. Like damn Sequoia trees.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 01-10-2016, 10:17 PM

It's not about thickness, hon. It's about shape. Gotta' have those dancer's(or gymnist's) legs....

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-10-2016, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

It's not about thickness, hon. It's about shape. Gotta' have those dancer's(or gymnist's) legs....

Let's just say, I make my Scottish ancestors proud when I wear my clan garb.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 01-10-2016, 10:30 PM

Sure, okay.

But I'mma yell "kilt check!" if I ever see ya in it!

Little secret- I married Mr. Duckie for his humor, and his legs....

~~Amaranthus~~ · 01-11-2016, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

Sure, okay.

But I'mma yell "kilt check!" if I ever see ya in it!

Little secret- I married Mr. Duckie for his humor, and his legs....

Why do you bring up your husband in almost all your posts?

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-11-2016, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

Why do you bring up your husband in almost all your posts?

Because married people spend most of their time together. Why shouldn't she?

I mention my wife and/or kids on a not-infrequent basis...

~~Amaranthus~~ · 01-11-2016, 12:48 PM

I should mention my shrimp more.
Christopher Johnson, Christopher Johnson Junior, Christopher Johnson II, Christopher Johnson III and all those other f*ckers I can't be bothered to name have pretty nice legs too. A sh*tbunch of them.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-11-2016, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

I should mention my shrimp more.
Christopher Johnson, Christopher Johnson Junior, Christopher Johnson II, Christopher Johnson III and all those other f*ckers I can't be bothered to name have pretty nice legs too. A sh*tbunch of them.

Mmmmmmm.

Shrimp. You gonna invite us to the gumbo?

~~Amaranthus~~ · 01-11-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

Mmmmmmm.

Shrimp. You gonna invite us to the gumbo?

I actually love my babies. So it's really not amusing to see you make a joke a sh*tton of people have already made.
Besides, I doubt they're even tasty.

*Candy Kappa* · 01-11-2016, 01:01 PM

Probably tasty for turtles.

~~Amaranthus~~ · 01-11-2016, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

Probably tasty for turtles.

Turtleman v Shrimperman.
Make it happen.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 01-11-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthus

I actually love my babies. So it's really not amusing to see you make a joke a sh*tton of people have already made.
Besides, I doubt they're even tasty.
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/10/2564300...564321f46f.jpg

Now now, Amar. If I can make jokes about eating puppies, I can make jokes about eating shrimp.

...

I just made things worse, didn't I?

01-10-2016, 09:08 PM	#1324
sdp Detoxed Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tokio, Italy Posts: 11,222	DCAU's JL cartoon had a perfectly PC diverse team that made sense even if Aquaman wasn't in it. I'm not very familiar with Cyborg from the comics, just the Superfriends and Teen Titans cartoon versions and while the superfriends version was boring the TT is a favorite of mine. I like him a lot and his struggle to fit in however I don't see him with the likes of Superman or Batman, he needs to be in a smaller team. John Stewart is a boring Green Lantern, I like him more as a great hero from the past that is being referenced and idolized but when he's on the spotlight he comes off as boring, I always liked Kyle a lot more. John Stewart from the cartoon would have been the perfect choice for a GL, first of all it takes the mind off of the hated GL movie since this is totally a different GL just by looking at his skin color, his personality can be modified to be a lot different from the other characters and with him you meet your black hero quota. I also wish Flash was Wally West but I can live with Barry Allen, (just don't make Wally black). I understand why Martian Manhunter is not in the movie though, his powers and origin are just a little too much out there. He's also the last survivor of his planet and totally has the same powers as superman, except he can also shapeshift, regenerate, self-sustenance, intangibility, invisibility, telepathy and telekinesis oh and of course he's a detective like Batman. Not to mention his costume is a little difficult to re-design (though I've seen good interpretations of it). My first exposure to him was in the JL cartoon and I had no idea who he was or why he was there instead of Aquaman. While I knew nothing of Hawkgirl at least I knew Hawkman was a superhero but this green guy was totally new and unappealing to me. I learned to like him and a lot. When he is written he is easily one of the best superheroes that DC has but it can be difficult for him to be portrayed on film, especially one that is already overstuffed with characters, it's not the same to have a bunch of superheroes being met for the first time if we already know vaguely who they are than also adding this totally new hero who is already too complex. I'd love to see him eventually though. Not having Ant-Man(Pymm) and Wasp in the Avengers movie was a bigger sign of disrispect towards history though. __________________ *Trapt* *urself Page MiscRave!!!* Click to join The Drome Discord server

01-10-2016, 10:14 PM	#1328
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Now I want pictures.... Only Leo and Mr. Duckie have the legs to pull off tights, IMHO. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

01-10-2016, 10:17 PM	#1330
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	It's not about thickness, hon. It's about shape. Gotta' have those dancer's(or gymnist's) legs.... __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

01-10-2016, 10:30 PM	#1332
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Sure, okay. But I'mma yell "kilt check!" if I ever see ya in it! Little secret- I married Mr. Duckie for his humor, and his legs.... __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

01-11-2016, 01:01 PM	#1338
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	Probably tasty for turtles. __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

01-10-2016, 07:30 PM	#1323
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	No, I tossed that one on the scrap pile. Nice to know who's going through my trash can.

01-10-2016, 09:25 PM	#1325
~~Commenter 42~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,954	Cyborg is, pretty terrible, let's be real. If I want representation, I want GL. MM should always be on the team.

01-10-2016, 10:02 PM	#1326
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,369	They've been pushing Cyborg and Aquaman pretty hard since 2011, so I was expecting nothing less.

01-11-2016, 12:48 PM	#1335
~~Amaranthus~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: West-Flanders, Belgium Posts: 1,815	I should mention my shrimp more. Christopher Johnson, Christopher Johnson Junior, Christopher Johnson II, Christopher Johnson III and all those other fckers I can't be bothered to name have pretty nice legs too. A shtbunch of them.