Raphael in the shower (commercial) - Page 2

*Bry* · 06-13-2016, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TurtleTitan97

That would be hysterical.

If that's the case it's just further proof that the idiots at Platinum Dunes don't have a creative thought in their heads.

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Originally Posted by neatoman

While it would be funny if this really is six years older than the Platinum Dunes movie, it's probably some kind of error. I've actually seen fan art that was allegedly posted years before what it was based on.

I thought I was joking, but... apparently the video on Vimeo was posted 8 years ago. W...what's going on?

*TurtleTitan97* · 06-13-2016, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bry

I thought I was joking, but... apparently the video on Vimeo was posted 8 years ago. W...what's going on?

Apparently someone at PD must really like pickles....

*CyberCubed* · 06-13-2016, 05:39 PM

A humanoid turtle taking a shower? Hoo boy.

Don't let the female shippers see this. *nyuk nyuk*

*Netkeeper* · 06-13-2016, 06:24 PM

What about the male shippers? can they see it?

*TrickOrTreater* · 06-13-2016, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bry

I thought I was joking, but... apparently the video on Vimeo was posted 8 years ago. W...what's going on?

...there is no f*cking way.

Oh my god...oh my god I hope this is true...

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 06-13-2016, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

...there is no f*cking way.

Oh my god...oh my god I hope this is true...

I think this is the Drome's version of "jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

I don't know what to believe anymore... so many lies. So many conspiracies. So many people abusing our trust, faith, and money.

Goodbye, cruel world that hates the TMNT.

*Bry* · 06-13-2016, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

...there is no f*cking way.

Oh my god...oh my god I hope this is true...

This could so easily be fake. But... I mean, look at it. If it is 8 years old, that entire design, even the colour and placement of the wraps...

I'm just saying, we've seen evidence of some much better designs that were rejected early on. And I so want to believe that one of the designers got fed up with Bay's "bigger, musclier, to the extreme" sensibilities that they dug up... this... hideous thing just to see how nuts he'd go for it.

Probably not. But...

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Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

I think this is the Drome's version of "jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

I don't know what to believe anymore... so many lies. So many conspiracies. So many people abusing our trust, faith, and money.

Goodbye, cruel world that hates the TMNT.

BAYTURTLES WAS AN INSIDE JOB

*IndigoErth* · 06-13-2016, 10:52 PM

The maker of it needs to come forward and confirm if it's a glitched/faked date or a design ripoff. lol

I dunno, given that there are at least a couple concept art examples that look like what we got but still in development, pre-steroids, I'm leaning toward that date not being too trustworthy. But who knows.

So... anyone know what the voice over says at the end?

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Some of the deviantart furries are probably fapping right now.

Doing so to the thought of them doing so still counts, you know.

Leolead · 06-13-2016, 11:55 PM

Hey, don't judge us

Mulder · 06-14-2016, 12:23 AM

I'm genuinely concerned for Shark Blade if he thought this was actually real.

Casey · 06-14-2016, 06:23 AM

I saw this the other day and should have posted it. I really don't think it's a read commercial.

*Xav* · 06-14-2016, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Don't let the female shippers see this. *nyuk nyuk*

What is this *nyuk nyuk*? some kind of shipper code?

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 06-14-2016, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Xav

What is this *nyuk nyuk*? Some kind of shipper code?

Three Stooges laugh.

*snake* · 06-14-2016, 11:48 AM

GREEN PICKLES CANT MELT BAYTURTLES

Let's get to the bottom of this though. Seems like it can be fun.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 06-14-2016, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by snake

GREEN PICKLES CANT MELT BAYTURTLES

Let's get to the bottom of this though. Seems like it can be fun.

We deserve the truth.

Has Michael Bay forced a new generation of viewers to endure terrible movies featuring porn-styled Turtle designs?

Stay tuned for all the latest updates as our zealous investigative fans delve deeper into this horrifying conspiracy!

#prisonplanet #infowars #thetruthshallsetyoufree

Hmmm... y'know, actually, Alex Jones is in my area... I wonder if I should try trolling him with this stuff.

*CyberCubed* · 06-14-2016, 11:55 AM

Who wants the green thang?

*IndigoErth* · 06-14-2016, 12:13 PM

Uh, you?

To think there was once a time of innocence when it was only Raph's red undies up for discussion.

Raph will soon be the Kim Kardashian of Turtles.

Edit: Cleanse the mind with cake...

Spoiler:

~~Commenter 42~~ · 06-14-2016, 11:16 PM

Have we solved the case yet?

Leolead · 06-15-2016, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Who wants the green thang?

I do, I do!!

Leolead · 06-15-2016, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Uh, you?

To think there was once a time of innocence when it was only Raph's red undies up for discussion.

Raph will soon be the Kim Kardashian of Turtles.

Edit: Cleanse the mind with cake...

Spoiler:

Now I feel sick

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Casey Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Brooklyn, NYC Posts: 583	I saw this the other day and should have posted it. I really don't think it's a read commercial. __________________ GOONGALA!

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IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,296	Uh, you? To think there was once a time of innocence when it was only Raph's red undies up for discussion. Raph will soon be the Kim Kardashian of Turtles. Edit: Cleanse the mind with cake... Spoiler: Well, sorta. At least it's surprisingly well made. Those lips though. Last edited by IndigoErth; 06-14-2016 at 01:24 PM.

06-13-2016, 05:39 PM	#23
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,888	A humanoid turtle taking a shower? Hoo boy. Don't let the female shippers see this. nyuk nyuk

06-14-2016, 12:23 AM	#30
Mulder Random Punk Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: NY Posts: 28	I'm genuinely concerned for Shark Blade if he thought this was actually real.

06-14-2016, 11:48 AM	#34
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	GREEN PICKLES CANT MELT BAYTURTLES Let's get to the bottom of this though. Seems like it can be fun.

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CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,888	Who wants the green thang?

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~~Commenter 42~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,954	Have we solved the case yet?