Would a TrickOrTreater BayTurtle brutally Traumatize you for life?

*Autbot_Benz* · 10-26-2016, 02:25 PM

id be scared more of the fred wolf turtles because they are everywhere no matter where you go fred wolf turtles come up in every store on almost every type of merchandise its a scary

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 10-26-2016, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Autbot_Benz

id be scared more of the fred wolf turtles because they are everywhere no matter where you go fred wolf turtles come up in every store on almost every type of merchandise its a scary

quality (or monstrosity in this case) > quantity

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Originally Posted by LeotheLateBloomer

These films' existences traumatizes my life. But that costume deserves a rock.

You're right, these masks would be more fitting.

*IndigoErth* · 10-26-2016, 04:27 PM

The trauma, it is real.

Eesh, that Leo mask image is big enough to print out and make a freebie.

But I wouldn't want to do that to my baby Turtle...he and his brothers need to show up in our universe and sue for defamation. I mean, egads. (The film designs may be questionable, but those masks were a seriously lousy attempt.)

If you see them on the street, just walk away. That Mikey would give you fun sized Snickers with razor blades (and act like Mikey merged with Dave the Dream Beaver), and that Leo prob keeps a pair of rusty saw tooth machetes in their windowless van.

*Candy Kappa* · 10-26-2016, 05:00 PM

It doesn't help that the guy wearing the mask stares intently at us, either of horror of intent to kill...

*Andrew NDB* · 10-26-2016, 05:31 PM

Jesus...

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 10-26-2016, 05:41 PM

God, that is f*cked. I really don't want to know whether those bloodshot eyes are real or something done in Photoshop. Either way, someone should have looked at that and said, 'You know, that may not be the right look, the right vibe, for a ninja turtles costume. Maybe we should try something out that doesn't look like the embodiment of rape.'

The Mikey mask is slightly less an assault to the eyes but still creepy. Look at that face. That is the face of a crazy old farmer jumping out of a cornfield with a pitchfork to chase kids walking down the street.

*snake* · 10-26-2016, 05:55 PM

I'm getting a C42 vibe here.

*IndigoErth* · 10-26-2016, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSkeletonMan939

That is the face of a crazy old farmer jumping out of a cornfield with a pitchfork to chase kids walking down the street.

Now I badly want to see that done as a costume. lol Jean overalls, plaid shirt, straw hat...

*Shark_Blade* · 10-27-2016, 05:23 AM

Looks cute.

*LeotheLateBloomer* · 10-26-2016, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by FredWolfLeonardo

You're right, these masks would be more fitting.

http://www.costumekingdom.com/images...lo-34-mask.jpg

https://img.costumecraze.com/images/...Mask-large.jpg

Now they're just asking for coal!

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 10-26-2016, 07:57 PM

The fact that 80% of people would love this is horrifying.

View Poll Results: How much would you suffer?
Beyond Comprehension, such horrors should not be spoken of.	1	14.29%
Not at all, I would love it!	6	85.71%
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10-26-2016, 02:25 PM	#1
Autbot_Benz Hellblazer Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Ventura California Posts: 9,193	id be scared more of the fred wolf turtles because they are everywhere no matter where you go fred wolf turtles come up in every store on almost every type of merchandise its a scary __________________ I respect what FW cartoon did for the turtles franchise but it is the most overrated and hard to watch of the 3 turtles cartoons.

10-26-2016, 05:00 PM	#4
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	It doesn't help that the guy wearing the mask stares intently at us, either of horror of intent to kill... __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

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10-26-2016, 04:27 PM	#3
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,296	The trauma, it is real. Eesh, that Leo mask image is big enough to print out and make a freebie. But I wouldn't want to do that to my baby Turtle...he and his brothers need to show up in our universe and sue for defamation. I mean, egads. (The film designs may be questionable, but those masks were a seriously lousy attempt.) If you see them on the street, just walk away. That Mikey would give you fun sized Snickers with razor blades (and act like Mikey merged with Dave the Dream Beaver), and that Leo prob keeps a pair of rusty saw tooth machetes in their windowless van.

10-26-2016, 05:41 PM	#6
TheSkeletonMan939 A New Day, A New Headache Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Over there Posts: 3,963	God, that is f*cked. I really don't want to know whether those bloodshot eyes are real or something done in Photoshop. Either way, someone should have looked at that and said, 'You know, that may not be the right look, the right vibe, for a ninja turtles costume. Maybe we should try something out that doesn't look like the embodiment of rape.' The Mikey mask is slightly less an assault to the eyes but still creepy. Look at that face. That is the face of a crazy old farmer jumping out of a cornfield with a pitchfork to chase kids walking down the street.

10-26-2016, 05:55 PM	#7
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,231	I'm getting a C42 vibe here.

10-27-2016, 05:23 AM	#9
Shark_Blade Emperor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,909	Looks cute.

10-26-2016, 07:57 PM	#11
FredWolfLeonardo This ***** used to be Fun Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Woke paradise Posts: 5,389	The fact that 80% of people would love this is horrifying.