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That's about all I'm "hoping" for -- some good scenes, scattered about. Moments. Just about everything I'm reading about "Rise of Skywalker" reads pretty terrible on paper... however, the execution on screen with a John Williams score behind it might be something else entirely. Quote:
I think the thing JJ is getting fundamentally wrong about VII-IX, particularly about IX, is that he's approaching it as "the end of the trilogy of trilogies" and "the end of the Skywalker saga." It never needed to be that. VI wrapped up everything that needed to be wrapped up (like, literally... Lucas combined all of the biggest original ideas he had for VII-IX and packed them into VI with a ribbon), so anything after that should be looked at as overtime in "the Skywalker saga." Which is fine, but let's not pretend this is the wrapup of some overarching thing... it's not. I mean, they're suddenly trying to make it that in the third part in the latest trilogy, but that doesn't retroactively make VII and VIII that. It's insulting. And is it just me, or is it a little bit annoying to be told that we're supposed to look at the numerical movies as "the Skywalker saga" now? And that "this is the definitive END of the Skywalker Saga!" I never looked at it as the Skywalker saga. I mean, I-VI were BASICALLY that, sure. And maybe a Skywalker presence would and should always factor into the core saga on some level, but it wasn't like I'd expect Episode XVII to be about Gordo Skywalker, Jedi Knight. It's the Star Wars episodic saga, same as the serials of yore. It ought to go on and it shift/evolve into this or that. Also, does the whole sudden push to end the Skywalker family saga and line smack to anyone else of JJ and company drinking the internet/Youtube Kool-Aid about "The Star Wars saga is all about how the galaxy has to pay the price for one selfish family's choices!"? Sort of like how Cobra Kai went and ran with the whole "Daniel was a bully!" thing that was floating about? But where Cobra Kai did something amazing and ironic with that, this reeks of Kennedy and company deciding that the Skywalker family is "problematic" in 2019, as they continue (trying to) growing the brand. I hate to think Disney is ruling out an Episode X in 5-10 years (which we know we will get regardless) simply because of that.
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Those people generally only knew a few things about Star Wars before jumping in: Vader is Luke's father, and that there's "an Empire" and there's "Rebel Scum". So you almost have to keep a few things "the same" as the old movies so that even neophytes who just came to the party now don't feel completely lost. "Okay, so the First Order is the new 'Empire' and the Rebels, are... the Rebels." Yeah it's recycled, it's "lazy", it's whatever... but if your buddy who doesn't know anything asks you what's going on, you can bring them completely up to speed in five seconds in less than three sentences. It might not be to everyone's taste, and yes, there are definitely other stories they could have told, but frankly, I never, ever, ever expected anything different, right from the first announcement several years ago. I mean, I read enough of the Dark Horse comics at one point to know that "Rebels vs. Empire" is pretty much the only idea any "professional" writer is ever going to tell in a post-New Hope setting. Any "bad guys" are simply replacing the Empire and trying to usurp Palpatine's position/finish what he started. And I mean, why wouldn't they? Like, even in-story, the end of RotJ was mostly symbolic; it's not like Nazis aren't still a persistent and enduring thing just because Hitler died. Luke and Co. scored a very important personal victory and struck a huge blow to the Empire, but that's the thing about Empires, you cut off one head and there's like eight more. Sith Lord or no, you don't win a war by killing One Guy. As Wonder Woman found out the hard way in her movie. ![]() That's why any stories in the comics that tried to move past "Rebels vs. Empire" were always set, like, hundreds or thousands of years into the future, post-RotJ. It would take a loooong time for that conflict to resolve itself, Palpatine or no Palpatine. TFA was like, what, how many years later? 30-40? No, yeah, we're still firmly in the timeframe where the Empire would still exist, even as a shadow of its former self. So part of it is, I was already used to the idea, having seen it done and re-done so many times, but even when Disney scrapped the old EU, I knew it was going to be Empire vs. Rebels again. But also because a couple of decades just isn't enough time to expect this great big huge "Evil Empire" to dissolve away - especially if we're in a timeline where Luke never successfully managed to establish a New Jedi Order and Leia never fully managed to establish The New Republic and turn it into anything meaningful. I'm still kind of surprised that anyone expected anything but "Rebels vs. Empire, XX Years Later." I knew that's what we were getting way before they told us. It's the only thing that made sense. --------------------- Everything else you said I agree with, pretty much. |
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Rian Johnson forgot all of this with TLJ or just didn't care. It really bothers me the moment where Boyega's character is, like, proudly even, proclaiming "We're Rebels!!!" NO, you're not, you idiot. That was the OT. The First Order are the Rebels. Like, they're literally rebelling against the ruling government. You guys are just defending yourselves. Quote:
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They tend to be predominantly female, have a strong dislike for Luke, and feel like Lucas screwed up by not making Leia the star of the original trilogy. So again, I don't speak to many of those people in daily life - I generally avoid talking to people with such awful opinions And again, I hear you, but to some level you have to dumb things down for mass appeal. Technically, yes, the First Order should be the Rebels, but it's easier to just gloss over that and look at it as "Taking up where the Empire left off, sharing their values and their technology = Empire." The rest is just a semantic argument. You can't make these things too complicated. I mean, remember how badly people reacted to all the stuff about "trade disputes" and "blockades" and "Imperial Senates" and all that in the Prequels? I remember tons of people loudly declaring, "I don't care HOW it started, I just want to get to Empire vs. Rebels already." The more you have to explain How We Got Here, the more you risk losing people. They just went with the easiest thing. Sure, they could have done something 100% fresh, but... well, like you said, the box office speaks for itself. Not everyone loves the way TFA presented itself as "Everything You Loved About The Original Trilogy, With 0% Of That Prequel Junk", but whether it was creatively-bankrupt or not, it was, objectively, the right move. The follow-through was the problem, not the set-up. And I admit I haven't read even half of the comics (and about, like two of the novels) from the old EU, but what I remember most was the Republic always trying to firmly establish a foothold and some remnant of the Empire always rising up to try and take over again. Maybe that did finally settle itself out, but for the most part only the names of the organizations on either side changed, the rest was fundamentally the same. I mean, it's just Bullies vs. Underdogs. Do we NEED 80 pages of explanation as to the Who, How, and Why? Or can't it just be, "Yeah, it's kinda the same as last time, just different people?" Because the latter is how you make a billion and a half worldwide. It is what it is. |
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As I'd guessed, most recent Spoilers coming out actually confirm that about 2/3s to 3/4s of the earlier leaks are dead-on, but a lot of the stuff supposedly from the last half hour or so were BS. Or, as in some Spoilers, the first huge chunk of stuff was fake and the ending was legit.
Makes me wonder how much of all of it maybe had been true, before the reshoots were finished. Either way, sounds... eh, I'unno. Definitely better than the last one, but that's a very low bar. And some of it sounds cooooooorny. Especially the ending, as in the last scene. I mean, that was the one thing everyone agreed was legit since the beginning, but man... that's gonna be a tough sell to not be completely eye-rolling. Spoiler:
Again, I'm hoping the movie tries really, REALLY hard to explain this stuff in much greater detail because on a surface level, it doesn't make any sense. I know it's like how WWE strives to "Create Moments" and manufacture emotional memories rather than actual coherent storytelling, but some of that stuff sounds like a real ass-pull. SOME stuff sounds pretty good, though, and it does sound like it makes up for a lot of the last one - some people claim that the first quarter to a third of the movie is essentially all explaining and apologizing for the TLJ. But knowing for a fact that this movie's story is NOT at all what they originally planned to do makes any corrections seem rather hollow. They defended everything Rian did, tooth-and-nail, and now they're pretending that this was the natural evolution of the story and that they planned it that way from the jump, EVEN THOUGH every single person involved in the movies admits that wasn't the case, and that this entire thing was still being re-written on-set last month. It's so... weird. Sounds like a fun movie to watch in theaters that falls apart in talking about it on the ride home. But I don't think it will split people down the middle like the last one did. I'unno, might go see it around New Years after things slow down. Doesn't sound terrible, just... meh. Like, the writing itself is pretty bad from a storytelling perspective - things in this trilogy just don't make sense at all when you try and fit the movies together, as many people are pointing out - but I'm guessing that it at least seems slightly more coherent watching it play out in real-time, rather than in the disjointed Spoilers being related second- and third-hand. Some stuff seems satisfying, but a LOT of it seems like, "But... that just doesn't make any SENSE." Especially Snoke/Rey/Palpatine. The story as-told across three movies simply is not consistent, unless people are leaving huge chunks out. We'll see. Last edited by Leo656; 12-18-2019 at 03:51 AM. |
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First bunch of critic reviews are in. 55%, making this the second lowest ranking live action Star Wars film next to The Phantom Menace
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sta...e_of_skywalker
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This thing is being torn apart, damn!
Makes me more curious to see it. I like Star Wara but not enough to be massively disappointed if it's truly terrible. |
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Lol f*** rottentomatoes. The biased reviewers gave The Last Jedi a 91% based on 455 reviews while general public gave it 45% based on 213,520 inputs.
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Wait... maybe that's a good sign for audiences and fans?
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Just wait for articles exposing these bad reviews as a deliberate campaign of hate from people who haven't seen the movie yet.
Any day now. We've done this song and dance before. No movie is allowed to fail because it's a terrible movie anymore.
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After watching it
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A fun, flawed movie but better than TLJ definitely. I still enjoy it tbh. |
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Again, just a point for people to consider - Only a true, true nerd would be directly insulted by Disney and their constituents, be told off and likened to the worst of humanity by Rian Johnson after paying him; and still pay to go see The Rise of Skywalker.
That's like the kid who gives the school bully his lunch money, then gets slapped in the face yet afterwards still tries to friend up to the POS who violated him. Now on the other hand, if somehow you truly loved TLJ and have no gripes with Rian Johnson, then by all means pay Disney even more money. Last edited by IMJ; 12-18-2019 at 10:37 AM. |
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I'm very wary of these reviews and score. Good movie or not, as noted, TLJ scored super, super high with critics. I suspect this is a lot of reviewers disappointed that this isn't as woke as that (or sad/betrayed that Poe doesn't make out with Finn or whatever), and punishing it accordingly.
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that's probably a VERY good reason why the early critics are trashing it.
They are so conditioned to praise wokeness, that when something isn't woke, they don't know what to do anymore. Yeah. The Books, the early year ones where empire versus rebels. immediatly after ROTJ, they team up against aliens a few times. and then there are the xwing books with dalla and the battle for coruscant. the empire was far from defeated. you even had a Hutt taking control of a death star prototype... oy. |
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Just the once, against the Ssi-Ruuk or whatever. In "The Truce at Bakura." Then 4 years of New Republic vs. Imperial remnants, then a real truce, then years and years of New Republic vs. the Yuuzhan Vong aliens.
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Just saw the big eye-rolling
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When I've first watched Phantom Menace I was like: "What is Trade Federation? What is their dispute? What's going on with politics in the galaxy?" It's quite similar to the First Order and "Rebels" in TFA - we know they are here, but how did we get here? What are those factions and what are their goals? This is why OT was brilliant: it had provided simple setup, which needed no further explanation. But it only works once and it does not work when you are essentially in the middle of an ongoing story. As for TROS, well, guess Disney wanted to make amends for a TLJ failure, but in the process failed even more, it seems. I am afraid, that Hack Johnson might use this as a leverage, but I hope that Kennedy would be kicked out from decision-making after this debacle, which probably preclude RJ from having anything to do with Star Wars ever again. Not that I expect Disney will take lessons from this. Multi-billion corporations are not known for their self-awareness or a foresight. Last edited by Sumac; 12-18-2019 at 04:29 PM. |
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So it sounds like Kelly Marie Tran's character is basically just a cameo?
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I mean - Disney screwed the franchise, improved their quality of life by taking the money and after that they verbally abused any fan who didn't shill for them. At this point any support of Disney Star Wars born of "good-will purchasing" should be done & over with. Paying Disney again still only rewards them. They will have been paid not once on the good will going into TLJ, but now twice on the addiction and promise that "this one is better now". You need that piece of flesh back from that corporation so that it trickles down to the responsible parties. And that extreme resolve isn't only because TLJ was a slap in the face, but because after they took your money for it they basically called a large cross section of people toxic life-assholes. You need that piece of flesh back from those f'n scumbags. Last edited by IMJ; 12-18-2019 at 12:12 PM. |
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