Celebritiy Watch Party.

[TommyT]

There's a lot of stuff in life that is good.
Caramel. Cherry pie. Kittens. Fresh from the dryer blankets. Lady bits.

But people watching other people watch TV? A show that isn't even a show?

This is the GD 4th horseman. It has to be. How. Why?

[Leo656]

I don't know what this is. Please elucidate.

[TommyT]

Originally Posted by Leo656

I don't know what this is. Please elucidate.

Its the latest craze. Watch Celebrities, watch TV. You watch them watch TV.

[Leo656]

But why.

I don't understand people.

[TommyT]

Originally Posted by Leo656

But why.

I don't understand people.

We’re in the darkest timeline. This is the one where Mike Judge predicted the future with 99.8% accuracy, and Barry Allen refuses to un save his mom.

[Leo656]

I should have guessed from all the people who outspokenly love The Grateful Dead.

I just thought it was a personal Hell. If we're all stuck here together then I feel a little better.

[TommyT]

Rogan thinks we’re in a simulation. He’s the number 1 podcast around, and rose to fame feeding people bull testicles.

If anyone knows, its him, the 100million dollar man.

[Leo656]

[IndigoErth]

Originally Posted by TommyT

Its the latest craze. Watch Celebrities, watch TV. You watch them watch TV.

And I guess wait for them to do something interesting like rub their eye.

I guess this is proof of:
1. People are that bored at this point.
2. Some lives are dull enough to watch that.
3. Some celebrities are dull enough but self important enough to do this.


Now average nobodies need to do that on cam and have viewing parties of a nobody watching a celebrity watching the nobody watch the celebrity... They just sit there watching each other do nothing.

[Leo656]

I might watch "Watch Celebrities Watch Porn", if that were a thing. Infinitely more interesting possibilities in that premise.

[Wildcat]

I saw the Bob Ross segment the other day. It’s more like celebrity commentary or kind of like you’re watching with them. You see what they see too.

It’s obviously because of the virus. I didn’t finish the episode. I just flipped it on to see what it was but there’s nothing really wrong with it.

[TommyT]

Originally Posted by Leo656

But why.
I don't understand people.

Originally Posted by Wildcat

...there’s nothing really wrong with it.

I think this thread has run its course.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by TommyT

This is the GD 4th horseman. It has to be. How. Why?

I think as far as Horsemen goes, this would fall somewhere between "Paul Roma" and "Steve McMichael" on the scale. As in not very exciting and fairly ineffectual.

[TommyT]

Originally Posted by Leo656

I think as far as Horsemen goes, this would fall somewhere between "Paul Roma" and "Steve McMichael" on the scale. As in not very exciting and fairly ineffectual.

Disagree. I have the go bag ready, flask filled, and weapon loaded.
When they reveal hydroxychloaquine is made of people, that’s the signal.

[Leo656]

People talk all kinds'a sh*t about ingesting human beings but it would solve so many problems at once that it's honestly not even that taboo. Or at least it shouldn't be.

Salty chicken. That's what you taste like. Did you know that?

[Xav]

Originally Posted by Leo656

I might watch "Watch Celebrities Watch Porn", if that were a thing. Infinitely more interesting possibilities in that premise.

There was a show called "Dave's Old Porn", that did just that.

[TommyT]

Originally Posted by Leo656

People talk all kinds'a sh*t about ingesting human beings but it would solve so many problems at once that it's honestly not even that taboo. Or at least it shouldn't be.

Salty chicken. That's what you taste like. Did you know that?

All of me? I’ve heard otherwise.

[Leo656]

Hah, well, I doubt those parts spent 20 minutes in the broiler.

Originally Posted by Xav

There was a show called "Dave's Old Porn", that did just that.

When the hell was that a thing, and how was I not told?

Christ, let me host that show. I inherited a box of stuff from my Dad when he passed away that would send Chasey Lane to church in tears. No kiddin'.

[Voltron]

I love MST3K.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by Leo656

https://beamzen.com/bull-testicle-health-benefits/

Testicle Nutrition

• Serving Size: 100g (3.5oz)
• Calories: 135
• Protein: 26g
• Fat: 3g
• Cholesterol: 375mg
• Carbohydrates: 1g
• Sodium: 171mg
• Potassium: 380mg
• Iron: 6%
• Phospherous: 26%
• Magnesium: 3%
• Zinc: 13%