Werewolf Abe Lincoln vs. Birdman

*Voltron* · 11-03-2003, 04:10 PM

For centuries this topic has been debated. From the Greek philosophers of the Classical Age to the Crack Heads of today. Who would win in a no holds barred fight?

Bird Man: Champion of Justice, Son of Apollo!

...or....

Werewolf Abe Lincoln: The Great Emancipator, and flea infested leg humper!

One gains power from the sun, the other from the moon. So this battle would of course take place during 12:00 when the full moon is out. Both would be given genetically inhanced, steel infused carrots to duel with. also, this fight will be held in a Transylvanian KFC/Taco Bell joint restaraunt as to fuel both party's hatred for the world in during the fight. (Taco Bell's exploition of canines vs. KFC's slaughtering of birds)

It is time once again for the forces of good an evil to engage in their ancient battle. Choose the fate of the world!!!
Members of the Technodrome...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEE!!

*Mars-Chan* · 11-03-2003, 04:19 PM

*Ahem* BIIIIIRRRRRDDDMAN!

*Stone Ill* · 11-03-2003, 04:34 PM

Birdman!

Sha-Sha-Sha!

*Voltron* · 11-03-2003, 06:28 PM

Its almost like no one's paying attention...
Nahh, that couldn't be! Everyone loves the Voltster! ...right guys?

*Bowser_Koopa* · 11-03-2003, 06:38 PM

yeah but the topic is a lil .....err.....you know......

*Voltron* · 11-03-2003, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser_Koopa

yeah but the topic is a lil .....err.....you know......

What? Go on...say it!! I can take constructive criticism...

*Bowser_Koopa* · 11-03-2003, 06:43 PM

well, pointless U_U, not pointless fun like wag.....don't hate me

*Voltron* · 11-03-2003, 06:47 PM

POINTLESS?! POINTLESS!?! YOU...YOU...

You're absolutely right this is pointless. But then again, every topic on in this particular section never has a point. It usually fizzles out when someone says something absolutely bizarre and may or may not have a ritualistic passing out of special brownies.

NOW VOTE!!!

*Bowser_Koopa* · 11-03-2003, 06:53 PM

i had already voted, for Lincoln, GOGOGO!! Lincoln!!!

*Voltron* · 11-03-2003, 07:03 PM

Oh, I didn't notice...

Thanks a bunch Bowser! You're a pal!

*Kid Icarus* · 11-03-2003, 08:48 PM

Ah, but outta the shadows comes... no one. XD.

I'm gonna say birdman, cause he can fly away and wait till the moon goes away. then he divebombs Lincoln.

.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 11-03-2003, 09:00 PM

Voltron: Your attempts at satire, quite frankly, suck.

*Voltron* · 11-03-2003, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

Voltron: Your attempts at satire, quite frankly, suck.

Rez: Let me jump off a bridge to appease you.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 11-03-2003, 09:38 PM

I take back my previous post...I can't diss you anymore since you participated in the recent, uh, "incident" involving (not?) PWDESAI

*That Matt Guy* · 11-03-2003, 11:51 PM

Werewolf Abe Lincoln! I hope John Wilkes Booth used a silver bullet.

*damnhooligan* · 11-04-2003, 12:46 AM

Is there some way to genetically combine the two? I'd vote for that in a heartbeat. Get crackin', science!

*Voltron* · 11-04-2003, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damnhooligan

Is there some way to genetically combine the two? I'd vote for that in a heartbeat. Get crackin', science!

Hmmm...

Get me Rahzar, an Angel suit, and a top hat...

View Poll Results: Who'd win?
Werewolf Abe Lincoln	4	30.77%
Birdman	2	15.38%
A drunken Mayor McCheese	7	53.85%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

11-03-2003, 04:10 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Werewolf Abe Lincoln vs. Birdman For centuries this topic has been debated. From the Greek philosophers of the Classical Age to the Crack Heads of today. Who would win in a no holds barred fight? Bird Man: Champion of Justice, Son of Apollo! ...or.... Werewolf Abe Lincoln: The Great Emancipator, and flea infested leg humper! One gains power from the sun, the other from the moon. So this battle would of course take place during 12:00 when the full moon is out. Both would be given genetically inhanced, steel infused carrots to duel with. also, this fight will be held in a Transylvanian KFC/Taco Bell joint restaraunt as to fuel both party's hatred for the world in during the fight. (Taco Bell's exploition of canines vs. KFC's slaughtering of birds) It is time once again for the forces of good an evil to engage in their ancient battle. Choose the fate of the world!!! Members of the Technodrome...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEE!!

11-03-2003, 04:19 PM	#2
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Ahem BIIIIIRRRRRDDDMAN! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

11-04-2003, 12:46 AM	#16
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Is there some way to genetically combine the two? I'd vote for that in a heartbeat. Get crackin', science! __________________

11-03-2003, 04:34 PM	#3
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	Birdman! Sha-Sha-Sha!

11-03-2003, 06:28 PM	#4
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Its almost like no one's paying attention... Nahh, that couldn't be! Everyone loves the Voltster! ...right guys?

11-03-2003, 06:38 PM	#5
Bowser_Koopa Very yes Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Not so far, go back a little Posts: 1,849	yeah but the topic is a lil .....err.....you know......

11-03-2003, 06:43 PM	#7
Bowser_Koopa Very yes Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Not so far, go back a little Posts: 1,849	well, pointless U_U, not pointless fun like wag.....don't hate me

11-03-2003, 06:47 PM	#8
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	POINTLESS?! POINTLESS!?! YOU...YOU... You're absolutely right this is pointless. But then again, every topic on in this particular section never has a point. It usually fizzles out when someone says something absolutely bizarre and may or may not have a ritualistic passing out of special brownies. NOW VOTE!!!

11-03-2003, 06:53 PM	#9
Bowser_Koopa Very yes Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Not so far, go back a little Posts: 1,849	i had already voted, for Lincoln, GOGOGO!! Lincoln!!!

11-03-2003, 07:03 PM	#10
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Oh, I didn't notice... Thanks a bunch Bowser! You're a pal!

11-03-2003, 08:48 PM	#11
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	Ah, but outta the shadows comes... no one. XD. I'm gonna say birdman, cause he can fly away and wait till the moon goes away. then he divebombs Lincoln. .

11-03-2003, 09:00 PM	#12
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Voltron: Your attempts at satire, quite frankly, suck.

11-03-2003, 09:38 PM	#14
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	I take back my previous post...I can't diss you anymore since you participated in the recent, uh, "incident" involving (not?) PWDESAI

11-03-2003, 11:51 PM	#15
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Werewolf Abe Lincoln! I hope John Wilkes Booth used a silver bullet.