Paris Hilton - Page 2

*jeff the cheff* · 02-14-2005, 09:12 PM

She is hot, and you know you'd hit it. Even though she looks like an alien.

And she isn't dumb at all, its just an act, and a lot of people think it's funny(like me).

And who wouldn't want to videotape sex. I know I would, and you probobly would too if you could. It just sucks that it got out onto the internet...well not for me at least.

*KROW* · 02-14-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff the cheff

She is hot, and you know you'd hit it. Even though she looks like an alien.

Not me. I may be a freak, but I don't dig on swine.

Peanut · 02-14-2005, 10:48 PM

I'd hit her, yeah. With a bat or something. She's just so ugly to me, Nichole Richie on the other hand...

**Jo Dawn** · 02-14-2005, 11:15 PM

*ahem* I'm not even touching the 'is it right or wrong to videotape sex' thing. But, as for Paris Hilton...

She disgusts me. Like I need a bath whenever I see her. Yuck. She's not pretty at all... she's a spoiled brat... Not pretty on the outside OR inside. I don't know ONE guy that thinks she's cute. They all make fun of her.

*cqb101* · 02-15-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KROW

Not me. I may be a freak, but I don't dig on swine.

Bahahahahahahaha!

*jeff the cheff* · 02-17-2005, 01:50 PM

Hi Jo Dawn, my name is Jeff.

Now you know a guy who thinks she's cute.

Happy b-day Paris.

**Barkworm** · 02-17-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff the cheff

She is hot, and you know you'd hit it. Even though she looks like an alien.

And she isn't dumb at all, its just an act, and a lot of people think it's funny(like me).

And who wouldn't want to videotape sex. I know I would, and you probobly would too if you could. It just sucks that it got out onto the internet...well not for me at least.

I disagree with everything except the videotape thing.

*CyberCubed* · 01-07-2021, 07:29 PM

Remember when Paris Hilton was a thing? Nobody thinks of her anymore ever since the Kardashians took over.

*Autbot_Benz* · 01-07-2021, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Remember when Paris Hilton was a thing? Nobody thinks of her anymore ever since the Kardashians took over.

Hamato Yoshi · 01-07-2021, 10:57 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMEC0uXDhvc

Shes good enough for me

*neatoman* · 01-08-2021, 12:27 AM

Seriously though, did anyone else have to look up what she's doing now just to have anything to say? All I could remember about her is that she was a celebrity simply because her family is rich and thus she could afford to pay for constant publicity, it's absurd. I had not thought about her since I was like 12 or so, maybe even younger. Turns out the latest thing she was a part of was some documentary on Youtube.

*CyberCubed* · 01-08-2021, 07:40 AM

Paris Hilton was the proto-version of the Kardashians. She pretty much fell out of public eye back in 2006 or so.

*sdp* · 01-08-2021, 08:44 AM

Paris Hilton was hot and I can't believe she got famous for being famous. I kinda miss her but she was never an actress or anything of the like so I guess it makes sense she disappeared. She's still around doing stuff just not the papparazis main concern anymore since she's old news. She still looks good today, here is a recent pic pre-covid

Spoiler:

Also she had good taste in gaming

It's a shame that all these 00s memories are stuck with low res pictures from really bad digital cameras at the time or bad scanners from that era.

~~ABrown~~ · 01-08-2021, 10:11 AM

Oh Cubed, please give Doc Brown back the delorean (I almost typed mandalorian

), you're gonna screw up the space time continuum.

I remember I used to love watching Paris on The Simple Life from 2003-2007. And for the record, I own the 1 Night in Paris DVD, I think I bought it back in like 2006 or 2007.

~~Leo656~~ · 01-08-2021, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ABrown

And for the record, I own the 1 Night in Paris DVD, I think I bought it back in like 2006 or 2007.

I seen it once, but I didn't pay for it. If I had, I'd be at her door demanding my money back.

Kardashian's sex tape was awful, too. So obviously staged; no bitch with tits that big has sex with her top on, and her tits were like, 90% of the reason anyone would wanna watch it. Terrible!

The only celebrity sex tape I ever seen that was worth looking at was the one with the chick who played Pippi Longstocking back in the late-80s or whenever. At least she had the good sense to take it up the ass and not make the whole thing a damn farce.

If we lower our standards of "celebrity" (and I think "the girl who played Pippi Lomgstocking" is already pushing the definition

) a few wrestler chicks had sex tapes "leak" that weren't all that bad. Paige, as it turns out, likes anal and group-sex, and Victoria lets guys go ass-to-mouth. Good for them, glad they're dumb enough to videotape it.

But yeah I thought Hilton's and Kardashian's were a giant waste of time. Boooo!

*The Deadman* · 01-08-2021, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sdp

Also she had good taste in gaming
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/cc/b5/9a/c...a4854ed7e3.jpg

You're implying she knew how to work a Gamecube...

*frank_one* · 01-08-2021, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sdp

It's a shame that all these 00s memories are stuck with low res pictures from really bad digital cameras at the time or bad scanners from that era.

Dude, photography has been around since 1800 and it was more hi-res than your new iPhone.

~~Leo656~~ · 01-08-2021, 11:55 AM

I doubt the world could handle hi-res 4K of Paris Hilton's f*cking nose. Brrrr.

*sdp* · 01-08-2021, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by frank_one

Dude, photography has been around since 1800 and it was more hi-res than your new iPhone.

Yeah but the pictures online are from that era when those low res files was what computers could handle for most so they were uploaded, or scans from also poor resolutions. Pictures of bad quality cameras from the late 90s early 00s, I mean if the paparazzis scanned in HQ all those old pictures from celebs and stuff that isn't relevant for most I'd be happy but we're stuck with what was available at the time at those resolutions.

~~Leo656~~ · 01-08-2021, 01:20 PM

Who cares about pictures of Paris Hilton when you can just download her terrible porno movie for free on the internet?

It always blew my mind that someone who's entire societal role was "Dumb Bimbo Skating By On Her Looks" wasn't even all that good-looking. Kardashian, I can see in that role, she's an absolute knockout. Hilton? Ehhhhhh.

Flat-ish chest, bony ass, derpy eye, crooked nose, looks bulimic... if she weren't Stupid Rich, then nobody'd even look twice at her.

02-14-2005, 11:15 PM	#24
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	ahem I'm not even touching the 'is it right or wrong to videotape sex' thing. But, as for Paris Hilton... She disgusts me. Like I need a bath whenever I see her. Yuck. She's not pretty at all... she's a spoiled brat... Not pretty on the outside OR inside. I don't know ONE guy that thinks she's cute. They all make fun of her. __________________

01-08-2021, 08:44 AM	#33
sdp Detoxed Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tokio, Italy Posts: 11,222	Paris Hilton was hot and I can't believe she got famous for being famous. I kinda miss her but she was never an actress or anything of the like so I guess it makes sense she disappeared. She's still around doing stuff just not the papparazis main concern anymore since she's old news. She still looks good today, here is a recent pic pre-covid Spoiler: Also she had good taste in gaming It's a shame that all these 00s memories are stuck with low res pictures from really bad digital cameras at the time or bad scanners from that era. __________________ *Trapt* *urself Page MiscRave!!!* Click to join The Drome Discord server

02-14-2005, 09:12 PM	#21
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	She is hot, and you know you'd hit it. Even though she looks like an alien. And she isn't dumb at all, its just an act, and a lot of people think it's funny(like me). And who wouldn't want to videotape sex. I know I would, and you probobly would too if you could. It just sucks that it got out onto the internet...well not for me at least.

02-14-2005, 10:48 PM	#23
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I'd hit her, yeah. With a bat or something. She's just so ugly to me, Nichole Richie on the other hand...

02-17-2005, 01:50 PM	#26
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	Hi Jo Dawn, my name is Jeff. Now you know a guy who thinks she's cute. Happy b-day Paris.

01-07-2021, 07:29 PM	#28
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,881	Remember when Paris Hilton was a thing? Nobody thinks of her anymore ever since the Kardashians took over.

01-07-2021, 10:57 PM	#30
Hamato Yoshi Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 950	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMEC0uXDhvc Shes good enough for me

01-08-2021, 07:40 AM	#32
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,881	Paris Hilton was the proto-version of the Kardashians. She pretty much fell out of public eye back in 2006 or so.

01-08-2021, 10:11 AM	#34
~~ABrown~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,831	Oh Cubed, please give Doc Brown back the delorean (I almost typed mandalorian ), you're gonna screw up the space time continuum. I remember I used to love watching Paris on The Simple Life from 2003-2007. And for the record, I own the 1 Night in Paris DVD, I think I bought it back in like 2006 or 2007.

01-08-2021, 11:55 AM	#38
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I doubt the world could handle hi-res 4K of Paris Hilton's f*cking nose. Brrrr.

01-08-2021, 01:20 PM	#40
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Who cares about pictures of Paris Hilton when you can just download her terrible porno movie for free on the internet? It always blew my mind that someone who's entire societal role was "Dumb Bimbo Skating By On Her Looks" wasn't even all that good-looking. Kardashian, I can see in that role, she's an absolute knockout. Hilton? Ehhhhhh. Flat-ish chest, bony ass, derpy eye, crooked nose, looks bulimic... if she weren't Stupid Rich, then nobody'd even look twice at her.